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- Here's the news, you pieces of negroid trash.
- Watch: Astronauts Return to Earth After Being Stuck on International Space Station for over Nine Months
- Update: Live NASA Press Conference
- Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams return to Earth aboard a SpaceX Dragon vehicle after being stuck on the International Space Station for over nine months.
- Rep. Brandon Gill Issues Articles of Impeachment Against Federal Judge Who Stopped Trump’s De
- Articles of Impeachment Filed Against Judge Who Stopped Trump Deportations
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- Watch Live: Astronauts Return to Earth After Being Stuck on International Space Station for over Ni
- Live: Astronauts Return to Earth After Being Stuck on ISS for over 9 Months
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- Chuck Schumer Mocks ‘Greedy’ Americans Who Want Less Taxes, Less Government Control
- Schumer Mocks Americans Who Want Less Taxes, Less Government Control
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- Actor Jon Cryer Claims ‘Trump Is Attacking the U.S. More Effectively’ Than 9/11 Terrorists Ever
- Jon Cryer: ‘Trump Attacking U.S. More Effectively’ Than 9/11 Terrorists
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- Trump, Putin agree to ‘immediate’ Ukraine peace talks, improved relations
- Trump, Putin agree to ‘immediate’ Ukraine peace talks, improved relations
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- Roberts Rebukes Trump’s Call for Impeaching Judge who Ruled Against his Deportation Plans
- Roberts Rebukes Trump’s Call for Impeaching Judge who Ruled Against his Deportation Plans
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- Federal Judge Orders Halt to DOGE Shutdown of USAID
- Federal Judge Orders Halt to DOGE Shutdown of USAID
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- Poll: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘Best Reflects Core Values’ of Democrat Party over Biden
- Poll: AOC 'Best Reflects Core Values' of Democrat Party over Biden, Harris
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- Trump on Putin Call: We Agreed to ‘Immediate’ Energy, Infrastructure Ceasefire; ‘
- Trump: Putin and I Agreed to 'Immediate' Energy, Infrastructure Ceasefire
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- Trump Declares Biden’s Pardons of January 6 Committee ‘Void, Vacant’ Due to Autop
- Trump: Biden's Pardons of Jan. 6 Committee 'Void, Vacant' Due to Autopen
- Fat Dominican Fentanyl Dealer Cries in front of Cameras After Being Deported and Re-Entering the US with Drugs.
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- Negro Muslim Steals $1.6M from Mail, Then Flees Back to Zambia.
- California: Chink Arrested After Planting Bomb on Bus.
- Spic Arrested After Carjacking 73-Year-Old Woman.
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- 4th of July
- The 4th of July is one of several United States holidays created to whip up patriotic American feelings and remind the rest of the world that they better not fuck with us. Also known as Independence Day, it was originally started by a small gang of terrorists because they hated the civilized and cordial British way of life, with its incessant tea and crumpets routine and loose talk about abolishing slavery. Since then, the 4th of July has become an endearingly fetishized annual occasion for people to dump money into China for fireworks and party supplies, allowing us to have the parades, picnics, and sex parties that make the USA the world’s most admired nation.
- In modern American 4th of July celebrations, every other person but you is barbecuing delicious burgers surrounded by family and friends in the backyards of their perfect suburban homes. You, meanwhile, are sitting alone in a rented basement studio apartment on a chair stained with tears and semen, playing World of Warcraft in a room lit only by your computer monitor.
- (( HAPPY FREEDOM DAY FAGGOTS!!!! ))
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- The sword-billed hummingbird (Ensifera ensifera), also known as the swordbill, is a neotropical species of hummingbird from the Andean regions of South America. Among the largest species of hummingbird, it is characterized by its unusually long beak, being the only bird to have a beak longer than the rest of its body, excluding the tail. It uses its bill to drink nectar from flowers with long corollas, and has coevolved with the species Passiflora mixta. While most hummingbirds preen using their bills, the sword-billed hummingbird uses its feet to scratch and preen due to its beak being so long. This sword-billed hummingbird was photographed perching on a branch at Hacienda El Bosque in Manizales, Colombia.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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