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| 1 | E101 script | |
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| 3 | Before Intro | |
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| 5 | Faif and noher running off edge of building. | |
| 6 | ||
| 7 | Faif: I-I don't think we should jump Noher... | |
| 8 | ||
| 9 | Noher: J-J-Just Shut the... shut up, Faif. | |
| 10 | ||
| 11 | Faif and noher jump of and crash through a food dome | |
| 12 | ||
| 13 | Faif: Good one. now we're in some government thing. Because... cuz it's all grey and there's blue p-people and that, Ye kno? | |
| 14 | ||
| 15 | Noher: No one asked for your input Faif. If you called the shots we would b-be... over there on that giant soft mattress thing right next to our headquarters Faif | |
| 16 | ||
| 17 | Enter argument mode | |
| 18 | ||
| 19 | Faif: THATS A GOOD THING | |
| 20 | ||
| 21 | Noher: ITS NOT ENTERTAINING | |
| 22 | ||
| 23 | Faif: AND WHY DOES THAT MATTER | |
| 24 | ||
| 25 | Noher: ILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER | |
| 26 | ||
| 27 | Faif: OH YEAH? WELL ID SAY THAT IM OLD ENOUGH, IM ALREADY | |
| 28 | ||
| 29 | convenient interruption | |
| 30 | ||
| 31 | Noher: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOUR LIFE AND OR YOUR EXISTENCE FAIF | |
| 32 | ||
| 33 | -INTRO- | |
| 34 | ||
| 35 | Introduce dystopian Craiger sec hq | |
| 36 | ||
| 37 | Craiger standing on podium | |
| 38 | ||
| 39 | Craiger: INSTALLING A CSEC IMPLANT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM IS MANDATORY!! BREAKING THIS POLICY WILL RESULT IN YOU BEING A VERY SORE CSEC TOMMOROW!! | |
| 40 | ||
| 41 | Employee: Sir, where do we go to get the implant? | |
| 42 | ||
| 43 | Craiger gives tense stare | |
| 44 | ||
| 45 | Craiger: I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN SEVEN DAYS! | |
| 46 | ||
| 47 | Employee: Thank you sir. I'll be on my way then. | |
| 48 | ||
| 49 | Craiger: THIS IS A VIOLATION! YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE THE PREMISES WITHOUT FIRST INSTALLING AN IMPLANT | |
| 50 | ||
| 51 | Employee: Yeah, but where do we get the implant? | |
| 52 | ||
| 53 | Craiger: I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN SEVEN DAYS | |
| 54 | ||
| 55 | Employee: Cool, but | |
| 56 | ||
| 57 | Craiger: SEVEN DAYS! SEVEN DAYS I TELL YOU! | |
| 58 | ||
| 59 | Employee: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR SLEEP CYCLE OKAY NO ONE GIVES EY JUST WANT TO KEEP THEIR JOBS WHILE YOU SIT ON THAT STUPID PODIUM AND CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOU | |
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| 61 | Craiger: TERMINATE HIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM | |
| 62 | ||
| 63 | Is violently beaten to death by guards (gory noises, gory imagery) |
