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E101 script

Before Intro

Faif and noher running off edge of building.

Faif: I-I don't think we should jump Noher...

Noher: J-J-Just Shut the... shut up, Faif.

Faif and noher jump of and crash through a food dome

Faif: Good one. now we're in some government thing. Because... cuz it's all grey and there's blue p-people and that, Ye kno?

Noher: No one asked for your input Faif. If you called the shots we would b-be... over there on that giant soft mattress thing right next to our headquarters Faif

Enter argument mode

Faif: THATS A GOOD THING

Noher: ITS NOT ENTERTAINING

Faif: AND WHY DOES THAT MATTER

Noher: ILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER

Faif: OH YEAH? WELL ID SAY THAT IM OLD ENOUGH, IM ALREADY

convenient interruption

Noher: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOUR LIFE AND OR YOUR EXISTENCE FAIF

-INTRO-

Introduce dystopian Craiger sec hq

Craiger standing on podium

Craiger: INSTALLING A CSEC IMPLANT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM IS MANDATORY!! BREAKING THIS POLICY WILL RESULT IN YOU BEING A VERY SORE CSEC TOMMOROW!!

Employee: Sir, where do we go to get the implant?

Craiger gives tense stare

Craiger: I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN SEVEN DAYS!

Employee: Thank you sir. I'll be on my way then.

Craiger: THIS IS A VIOLATION! YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE THE PREMISES WITHOUT FIRST INSTALLING AN IMPLANT

Employee: Yeah, but where do we get the implant?

Craiger: I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN SEVEN DAYS

Employee: Cool, but

Craiger: SEVEN DAYS! SEVEN DAYS I TELL YOU!

Employee: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR SLEEP CYCLE OKAY NO ONE GIVES EY JUST WANT TO KEEP THEIR JOBS WHILE YOU SIT ON THAT STUPID PODIUM AND CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOU

Craiger: TERMINATE HIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM

Is violently beaten to death by guards (gory noises, gory imagery)