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- Alright, you knuckle heads. It's time for the news.
- REPORTS: Biden Admin to Expel Thousands of Migrants at Border on Flights Back to Haiti
- Texas National Guard troops stand by to assist outnumbered Border Patrol agents as more than 12,000 migrants are detained in Del Rio, Texas. (Photo: Office of the Texas Governor)
- The Biden administration will reportedly begin expelling thousands of Haitian migrants to their home country beginning on Sunday. Multiple news outlets report that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement will begin flights on Sunday to move the migrants gathered under a border bridge in Texas back to Haiti.
- OUR RADAR
- REPORT: JOE BIDEN BRINGS TO U.S. ANOTHER AFGHAN FELON TRUMP DEPORTED
- APPROVAL RATINGS DOWN, BAD NEWS PILES UP FOR JOE BIDEN AS HE HITS THE BEACH
- Biden Droned Children
- U.S. Reverses, Says 10 Killed in Deadly Kabul Attack — ’All’ Civilians… None ’ISIS-K’
- U.S. Slaughtered 7 Kids
- Milley Called It ’Righteous Strike’
- Pollak: 10 Unanswered Questions Biden Must Answer
- TX Border Mayor Declares Disaster, Closes Entry to Bridge Above Migrant Camp
- EXCLUSIVE: Photo Tour of Migrant Detention Camp Under Texas Border Bridge…
- RANDY CLARK
- …Crisis Worsens! CBP Closes Both Int’l Bridges in Del Rio, Texas…
- …Kevin McCarthy Requests Kamala Harris Brief Republicans on Southern Border…
- …Ron Johnson Demands to Know Why Biden Banned Drone Coverage of Surge
- Satellites Detect Construction at North Korea Uranium Enrichment Facility
- Satellites Detect Construction at North Korea Uranium Enrichment Facility
- France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Australia Submarine Deal
- America’s Back!?!
- France Recalls Ambassador to U.S. Over Submarine Deal…
- …First Time Ever!
- Nancy Pelosi: Partnering with China on Climate Overrides ‘Genocide’ of Uyghurs
- Pelosi: Working with China on Climate Overrides ‘Genocide’ of Uyghurs…
- …Speaker Slams American Capitalism on Trip Abroad
- Biden Administration Pushes Congress to Require Banks to Turn Account Info Over to IRS
- Biden Admin Wants Banks to Turn Account Info to IRS
- Nolte: Bidensanity — Unvaccinated Illegal Aliens Shipped to Dozens of States as Coronavirus Fear Rages
- Nolte: Bidensanity — Unvaccinated Illegal Aliens Shipped to Dozens of States as Coronavirus Fear Rages
- Florida Republican Lawmakers Demand Biden Admin Reverse Decision to Ration Antibody Treatments
- Biden Death Panels: Rage over Rationing of Antibody Treatment to Red States…
- …Black People Sentenced to Death
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- Attorneys Beg Joe Biden to Free Illegal Alien Acquitted of Killing Kate Steinle
- Rap Star Nicki Minaj Rebels Against Democrat Party Control of Black People: ‘Don’t Tell Me I Can’t Agree with a Republican’
- Update: Nicki Minaj Rebels Against Democrat Party Control of Black People…
- …‘Don’t Tell Me I Can’t Agree with a Republican’
- Michael Moore Blasts Gen. McKenzie’s Kabul Civilian Drone Strike Apology: ‘Bastards’
- Michael Moore Blasts Gen. McKenzie’s Kabul Civilian Drone Strike Apology: ‘Bastards’
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- Disney World Employees to Protest Company’s Vaccine Mandate
- LGBTQ Film Festival to Premiere Pete Buttigieg Documentary ‘Mayor Pete’
- Protest for jailed Capitol rioters: Police ready this time
- Weekend: Police Prep for Protest for Jailed January 6th Protesters, Rioters…
- Roger Stone Warns to ‘Stay Away’ from Justice for J6 ‘Agitprop’ D.C Rally: ‘It’s a Setup’
- …It’s a Trap?! Roger Stone Warns to ‘Stay Away’
- Increased Security in Place on Capitol Hill Ahead of Saturday’s January 6 Protest
- Increased Security in Place on Capitol Hill Ahead of Saturday’s Jan 6 Protest
- FDA Panel Rejects Plan to Administer Pfizer’s COVID-19 Booster to Most Americans
- FDA panel rejects widespread Pfizer booster shots
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- Maskless San Francisco Mayor Caught Partying at a Club, Violating City’s Mandates
- Maskless San Francisco Mayor Caught Partying at a Club, Violating City’s Mandates
- CDC: Parents Should Mask Their Children at School Even if Optional
- CDC: Parents Should Mask Their Children at School Even if Optional
- Report — Gen. Mark Milley: BLM Riots Causing One Billion Dollars in Damage Were Trivial
- Report — Gen. Mark Milley: BLM Riots Causing One Billion Dollars in Damage Were Trivial
- Kinzinger: Milley Doesn’t Need to Resign — ‘He Needs to Answer the Questions’
- Kennedy on Milley Allegations: ‘Even Duct Tape Can’t Fix Stupid’
- Kennedy on Milley Allegations: ‘Even Duct Tape Can’t Fix Stupid’
- Report: Two Washington Nationals Staffers Threaten Federal Action After Being Fired for Refusing Vaccine
- Report: Two Washington Nationals Staffers Threaten Federal Action After Being Fired for Refusing Vaccine
- WATCH: Anthony Fauci Opposed a Federal Chinese Coronavirus Vaccine Mandate at Least 13 Times
- WATCH: Fauci Opposed Federal Coronavirus Vaccine Mandate 13+ Times
- TN Mayor Says County Will Not Comply with Biden Vaccine Mandate
- DeSantis Team: More than Half Seeking Treatment ‘Fully Vaccinated’
- Watch: Del Rio Mayor Describes New Economy at Migrant Camp Under Texas Border Bridge
- EXCLUSIVE: Numbers Swell Overnight to 12K Migrants Detained Under Border Bridge in Texas
- EXCLUSIVE: Numbers Swell Overnight to 12K Migrants Detained Under Border Bridge in Texas
- Crisis Keeps Growing
- Mexican Officials Bus Thousands of Migrants to Border Near Bridge Camp
- Joe Biden Praises ‘Brave’ Illegal Migrants, Subordinates Americans
- Mexican Gov’t Passes Out Travel Documents
- NEIL MUNRO
- Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont Welcomes Hundreds of Afghans with ‘Open Arms’
- Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont Welcomes Hundreds of Afghans with ‘Open Arms’
- Biden Administration Kicks Off Migrant Airlift Program to Reunite Central American Families
- Biden Admin Kicks Off Migrant Airlift Program to Reunite Central Americans
- Joe Biden to Resettle Afghans in 46 States, Many Going to Swing States
- Joe Biden to Resettle Afghans in 46 States, Many Going to Swing States
- JOHN BINDER
- Photos: Los Angeles Public School Classroom Decorations Say ‘F*CK THE POLICE,’ ‘F*CK AMERIKKKA’
- Photos: Los Angeles Public School Classroom Decorations Say ‘F*CK THE POLICE,’ ‘F*CK AMERIKKKA’
- Donald Trump: Anthony Gonzalez ‘Decided to Quit After Enduring a Tremendous Loss of Popularity’
- …Bye, Felicia! Trump Dunks
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
- Trump Impeachment Republican Anthony Gonzalez Will Not Run for Reelection
- Trump Impeachment Republican Gonzalez Will Not Run for Reelection…
- ‘A Cancer for the Country,’ RINO Anthony Gonzalez Says of Trump upon Abandoning 2022 Reelection Bid
- Joe Biden Leaving for Beach Vacation — Even as Americans Remain Stuck in Afghanistan
- Joe Biden Leaving for Beach Vacation — Americans Remain Stuck in Afghanistan
- Report: Biden Failed to Persuade Manchin on $3.5T Spending Bill
- Poll: Congress’ Approval Rating Drops 13 Points Since Biden Took Office
- Poll: Congress’ Approval Rating Drops 13 Points Since Biden Took Office
- Taiwan, Japan, Australia Concerned about China’s Application to Join CPTPP
- Consumer Sentiment Stuck Near Decade Low While Inflation Fears Rise
- Consumer Sentiment Stuck Near Decade Low; Inflation Fears Rise
- JOHN CARNEY
- Democrats in Disarray over Drug Pricing Reform in Infrastructure Bill
- Democrats in Disarray over Drug Pricing Reform in Infrastructure Bill
- Massachusetts Fines Firm $4M for Failing to Censor GameStop Squeeze Mastermind
- Justin Trudeau: Gun Control Keeps ‘Canada Moving Forward’
- Justin Trudeau: Gun Control Keeps ‘Canada Moving Forward’
- Nearly Half of First-Time U.S. Gun Buyers Are Women
- Nearly Half of First-Time U.S. Gun Buyers Women
- 18 Shot Thursday, 16 Shot Wednesday, Across Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s Chicago
- 18 Shot Thursday, 16 Shot Wednesday, Across Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s Chicago
- AWR HAWKINS
- Civilian Passengers in Space Making History While Hoping to Improve Life on Earth
- Civilian Passengers in Space Making History While Hoping to Improve Life on Earth
- WSJ: Facebook’s Efforts to Create a Healthier Platform Failed Spectacularly
- …WSJ: Facebook’s Efforts to Create a Healthier Platform Epic Fail
- WSJ: Facebook Fails to Crack Down on Drug Cartels, Human Traffickers Using Platform…
- Memo: Apple ‘Actively Monitoring’ Challenges to TX Abortion Law
- Top Computing Pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair Dies at 81
- Top Computing Pioneer Sir Clive Sinclair Dies at 81
- Hillary Clinton Endorses ‘Friend’ Justin Trudeau in Canadian Election
- Hillary Clinton Endorses ‘Friend’ Justin Trudeau in Canadian Election
- France Foreign Minister: Biden Acted Like Trump by Sabotaging Submarine Deal
- France Foreign Minister: Biden Acted Like Trump by Sabotaging Submarine Deal
- Taiwan Announces $9 Billion Defense Increase, China Sends Warplanes Into Air Defense Zone
- Taiwan Announces $9 Billion Defense Increase, China Sends Warplanes Into Air Defense Zone
- CBS Retools Woke Reality Game Show ‘The Activist’ After Avalanche of Criticism
- CBS Retools Woke Reality Game Show ‘The Activist’ After Avalanche of Criticism
- Jane Powell, Hollywood Golden-age Musicals Star, Dies at 92
- Jane Powell, Hollywood Golden-age Musicals Star, Dies at 92
- ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Alum Julianne Hough Apologizes for 2013 Blackface Costume Amid ‘The Activist’ Backlash
- Dancer Julianne Hough Apologizes for 2013 Blackface Costume Amid ‘The Activist’ Backlash
- Home of 1960 Winter Olympics Gets Woke Name Change: Squaw Valley is Now Palisades Tahoe
- Home of 1960 Winter Olympics Gets Woke Name Change: Squaw Valley Now Palisades Tahoe
- Afghan Women’s Youth Soccer Team Flees Taliban for Pakistan
- Afghan Women’s Youth Soccer Team Flees Taliban for Pakistan
- MetLife Stadium Apologies for Maggots in Ketchup on Game Day
- MetLife Stadium Apologies for Maggots in Ketchup on Game Day
- Parents to Protest at Brian Laundrie’s Home amid Search for Gabby Petito
- Parents to Protest at Brian Laundrie’s Home amid Search for Gabby Petito
- PHOTO: Woman Eating Burger Bites into Decaying Human Finger
- PHOTO: Woman Eating Burger Bites into Decaying Human Finger
- Nogger Breaks into White Woman's House, Rapes Her, Kills Her and Her 2 Dogs, Then Sets The House on Fire.
- I don't know why anyone would wanna rape this ugly bitch, but if you're a gorilla man, I guess you'll go for anything.
- Niggard Stabs 14 Year Old White Girl to Death in Fargo.
- Negroid Caught Scrambling Through McDonald's Drive-Thru Window and Stealing Cash.
- Pickaninny Punches White Street Performer Before Walking off.
- Negro and Mudshark Caught Having Sex in Tunnel in Pocahontas Park.
- ............ Weather.
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- Sat 18 | Night
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- Mostly clear. Low around 70F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
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- Current threat: Rodents. 🐹
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- Pokémon GO
- Pokémon GO is a mobile game and cultural phenomenom for iOS and Android (Windows Phone users get fucked) that came out last Thursday, 2016. The game is a copy-carbon of Ingress, so the company spent 3 years coding some Pokéman figures. In Pokémon GO you walk around meat space with your phone in front of your face using the GPS and the camera to look for Pokémons in an augmented reality setting. It uses a Google Maps type interface to lead you to different Pokémon, "Pokéstops", and "Gyms" based on landmarks, parks, statues etc. Already, this autism-tier game has surpassed the Tinder app and is soon to surpass the Twitter app in daily users, so thank Arceus for that.
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- The siege of Osaka was a series of battles undertaken by the Tokugawa shogunate against the Toyotomi clan, and ending in that clan's destruction. Divided into two stages (the winter campaign and the summer campaign), and lasting from 1614 to 1615, the siege put an end to the last major armed opposition to the shogunate's establishment. This 8 m (26 ft) panel screen was commissioned by Kuroda Nagamasa, who took a team of painters with him to the battlefield; 5071 people are depicted, and 21 generals.
- Painting credit: Several painters commissioned by Kuroda Nagamasa
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go kill myself now because I booked a $2000 flight to Nigeria.
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