-- golgothasTerror [GT] began bothering timaeusTestified [TT] at 04:17 --
[04:18] GT: Evening, strider!
[04:18] TT: Good evening, Jake. Don't you seem chipper.
[04:19] TT: Aren't you concerned that I might be the AR?
[04:19] GT: Should i adjust my greeting accordingly? I wouldnt want to offend the chap. The robo-chap.
[04:20] TT: That's not what I mean at all. I suppose I'm just surprised that you're past that stage in your friendship.
[04:22] TT: Last I heard there was quite a bit of animosity between the two of you.
[04:22] TT: Rather one-sided, I might add.
[04:22] GT: I... well... maybe i wanted to make amends or something!
[04:23] TT: With the AR?
[04:23] TT: Don't worry about it.
[04:23] TT: He's me, and I wouldn't give a shit.
[04:23] GT: You do seem to have the amazing ability to make me feel rather inadequate upon every conversation we have. I think this is a record!
[04:23] TT: You're cool.
[04:24] GT: Ugh. Well. The statement of inadequacy still applies! I suppose i can ask the question i was going to ask of you, though.
[04:25] TT: Shoot.
[04:26] GT: So the brobot has slain the mighty seagoatmonster. Im... not exactly sure where he went though. Im currently sortof.... hiding. Right now. Id like to go find it but im also afraid ill be attacked by more fauna!
[04:26] GT: Im also a little concerned for my well-being concerning the bot.
[04:26] TT: Yeah, he'll do that.
[04:26] TT: Why are you so concerned?
[04:27] GT: Department of redundancy department. My typing skills arent at their best right now. Im uh... a bit worried that... *Tugs at collar.*
[04:28] GT: Well the last time i encountered him it didnt exactly go as i... would have expected it to?
[04:28] TT: So I heard.
[04:28] TT: I read the logs.
[04:28] TT: You weren't specific enough to render me able to offer any real assistance, however.
[04:28] TT: I can give you a friendly pat on the back and say "There, there." if that will help.
[04:29] TT: Other than that, I'm not sure what I can do for you unless you fill me in.
[04:29] GT: What else would you need to... erm... know?
[04:30] TT: I'm going to need a little more to go on than "A bit tender for my liking.", Jake.
[04:31] TT: Help me help you.
[04:31] GT: Damn and blast your eyes i really dont see why youd need anything more than that! *Awkwardly fiddles with kerchief.*
[04:32] TT: Because, without a proper diagnostic report, I won't be able to assist you in a constructive manner.
[04:32] TT: Unless you're just being a whiny bitch, and there is no problem at all.
[04:33] GT: I... er... what do you want me to even say? Im not!
[04:33] TT: Which is it, Jake?
[04:33] TT: Make your choice.
[04:33] GT: He did things that a robot shouldnt do!
[04:33] TT: Very helpful.
[04:33] TT: Keep it coming.
[04:36] GT: It was very cold and unpleasant!
[04:36] GT: Oh god that came out wrong!
[04:36] GT: *Dabs at forehead with kerchief, fidgets in place.*
[04:36] TT: Okay, let me type this back to you.
[04:37] TT: "The Brobot, while wrestling, was the equivalent of a brisk winter's morning."
[04:37] TT: That sounds awkward as hell, man.
[04:37] GT: What the - thats not what i mean!
[04:38] TT: No?
[04:39] GT: It made me really uncomfortable. I really dont want to have to go into detail...
[04:40] TT: Then I can't help you. Like the AR said, the Novice setting has been disabled.
[04:41] TT: All that's left for you to do is man up, grow a pair and rip his heart out.
[04:41] TT: Although, honestly, I don't think it's going to be as much of a problem as you think it will be.
[04:42] GT: Oh great, so now hes either going to molest me or kill me. Wonderful outcome either way!
[04:42] TT: Molest?
[04:42] TT: That's interesting.
[04:42] GT: I - shit, i did say that. Stupid helmet!
[04:43] TT: The heart wants what the heart wants, man.
[04:43] TT: Sadly, his heart will soon be beating its last.
[04:44] GT: Are you implying it did that of its own volition?
[04:44] TT: Are you implying that I programmed it that way?
[04:45] GT: ...did you?
[04:45] TT: Do you need to ask, Jake?
[04:45] GT: *Frowns, fiddles with collar.* I think i do...?