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- Here's the "news".
- Senate Releases 370-Page Immigration Monstrosity
- Pass it to Find Out What’s in It!
- Will Republicans Cave?
- Only 9 Need to Join Dems to Break filibuster
- biden Border
- The Senate released its long-awaited “border” bill that increases the inflow of legalized immigrants into Americans’ communities, workplaces, and schools.
- Joe Biden Holds Lowest January Approval Rating in Election Year in History
- Joe Biden Holds Lowest January Approval Rating in Election Year in History
- 4,940
- TEXAS BORDER SHOWDOWN: 13 Governors Join Abbott at State-Seized Park
- TEXAS BORDER SHOWDOWN: 13 Governors Join Abbott at State-Seized Park
- 1,340
- NBC Poll: Trump Opens 2024 as Frontrunner Against Biden
- NBC Poll: Trump Opens 2024 as Frontrunner Against Biden
- 4,586
- Trump: Dictator Comments 'Said in Jest,' 'We Were Having Fun'
- Trump: Dictator Comments 'Said in Jest,' 'We Were Having Fun'
- 1,536
- Iowa Legislature Mulling Requiring National Anthem to be Sung in Classrooms
- Iowa Legislature Mulling Requiring National Anthem to be Sung in Classrooms
- 425
- Mayorkas Claims 'We Need' More Migrants Amid Border, Impeachment Debates
- Mayorkas Claims 'We Need' More Migrants Amid Border, Impeachment Debates
- 4,243
- The Associated Press
- US, Britain Strike Yemen’s Houthis in New Wave, Retaliating for Attacks by Iran-Backed Militants
- 3,540
- Senate Releases Establishment's Migration Bill
- Senate Releases Establishment's Migration Bill
- 3,342
- Video: Los Angeles Woman Clings to Speeding Car with Her Stolen Dog Inside
- Video: Los Angeles Woman Clings to Speeding Car with Her Stolen Dog Inside
- 108
- Marsha Blackburn Rails Against Establishment 'Border' Bill
- Marsha Blackburn Rails Against Establishment 'Border' Bill
- Negro Pleads Guilty to Killing Pro Golfer Gene Siller at Atlanta Nightclub.
- For his punishment, he'll be beaten to death with a 9 Iron.
- Canadian Organization Spends $6K to Smuggle Hordes of Spic Illegals Across Border.
- Negro Grand Central Terminal Stabber Stabs Fellow Inmate with Ceramic Plate.
- Negro Foreign Minister of Zambia Investigated After Video is Caught of Him Counting Money.
- ...... Weather.
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- Current threat: Racism. 👦🏼🧑🏿🦲
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- Fishtank
- Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live is an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) Sam Hyde, er, "Jason Goldstriker" and media producer Jet Neptune. The basis of the show is the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered (in Season 1) to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money (which isn't really that much) - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season. A second season began in December 2023 and is finally about to end - WHO WILL WIN SEASON 2???
- (( WHO WILL "WIN" THIS SEASON?? ))
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- The banded demoiselle (Calopteryx splendens) is a species of damselfly in the family Calopterygidae. It is a Eurasian species, occurring from the Atlantic coast eastwards to Lake Baikal and northwestern China. Often found along slow-flowing streams and rivers, it is a common species throughout much of its range. This male banded demoiselle was photographed at Farmoor in Oxfordshire, England, near the River Thames. Males have a dark wing patch that starts at the nodus but can reach up to the wing tip in southern races.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fuck my dog. Doggystyle.
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