I like joke scripts

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-----So basicly i like joke scripts-----
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--This script is made by mrfunnylaughs4.

local plr = owner
local char = plr.Character
local hum = char:FindFirstChildOfClass("Humanoid")
local idleanim = Instance.new("Animation")
idleanim.Name = "Roblox Idle Animation"
idleanim.AnimationId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=180435571"
local idleanimplay = hum:LoadAnimation(idleanim)
idleanimplay:Play()
wait(0.1)
if char:FindFirstChild("Animate") then
	char.Animate:Destroy()
end
local remote = Instance.new("RemoteEvent", char)
remote.Name = "ReplicationEvent"
local client = NLS([==[
	local mouse = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer:GetMouse()
	local remote = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer.Character:WaitForChild("ReplicationEvent")
	spawn(function()
		while game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait() do
			remote = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer.Character:WaitForChild("ReplicationEvent")
		end
	end)
	game:GetService("UserInputService").InputBegan:Connect(function(input, isTyping)
		if isTyping == false and input.UserInputType == Enum.UserInputType.Keyboard then
			remote:FireServer(1, input.KeyCode)
		end
	end)
	mouse.Button1Down:Connect(function()
		remote:FireServer(2)
	end)
	remote.OnClientEvent:Connect(function()
		game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer.Character.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame = CFrame.new(game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer.Character.HumanoidRootPart.Position, Vector3.new(mouse.Hit.Position.X, game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer.Character.HumanoidRootPart.Position.Y, mouse.Hit.Position.Z))
	end)
]==], char)
local crabrave = Instance.new("Sound", char.Torso)
local RS = char.Torso["Right Shoulder"]
local LS = char.Torso["Left Shoulder"]
local RH = char.Torso["Right Hip"]
local LH = char.Torso["Left Hip"]
local rootj = char.HumanoidRootPart.RootJoint
local throwbutton = false
local throw = false
local normalanim = true
local attackd = false
local animpose = "Idle"
local timepos = 0
local sine = 0
local RSnor = RS.C0
local LSnor = LS.C0
local RHnor = RH.C0
local LHnor = LH.C0
local rootjnor = rootj.C0

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--------------Set up-------------
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local sur = Instance.new("BillboardGui", char.Head)
sur.Name = "Billboard"
sur.Adornee = char.Head
sur.Size = UDim2.new(10, 0, 5, 0)
sur.StudsOffset = Vector3.new(0, 5, 0)
local text = Instance.new("TextLabel", sur)
text.Text = "So basicly i like joke scripts"
text.Size = UDim2.new(1, 0, 1, 0)
text.TextScaled = true
text.BackgroundTransparency = 1
text.Font = Enum.Font.SourceSansLight
text.TextColor3 = Color3.new(1, 1, 1)
text.TextStrokeTransparency = 0

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-------------Attacks-------------
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remote.OnServerEvent:Connect(function(Player, number, key)
	if number == 1 and plr.Name == Player.Name and attackd == false then
		if key == Enum.KeyCode.Z then
			sine = 0
			attackd = true
			normalanim = false
			hum.WalkSpeed = 0
			hum.JumpPower = 0
			for i = 1, 15 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				rootj.C0 = rootj.C0:Lerp(rootjnor * CFrame.Angles(1.2, 0, 0) + Vector3.new(0, -1.6, 0), 0.15)
				RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, 1.1) + Vector3.new(0, 0, -0.3), 0.15)
				LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LSnor, 0.15)
				RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
				LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
			end
			for i = 1, 20 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				LS.C0 = LS.C0 * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, -0.06) + Vector3.new(0, 0, -0.03)
			end
			local banpart = Instance.new("Part", char)
			banpart.Size = Vector3.new(1, 1, 1)
			banpart.CanCollide = false
			local mesh = Instance.new("SpecialMesh", banpart)
			mesh.MeshType = "FileMesh"
			mesh.MeshId = "rbxassetid://28937301"
			mesh.TextureId = "rbxassetid://28937670"
			mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(0.8, 0.8, 0.8)
			local weld = Instance.new("Weld", banpart)
			weld.Part0 = char["Left Arm"]
			weld.Part1 = banpart
			weld.C1 = CFrame.new(0, 1, 0)
			for i = 1, 20 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				rootj.C0 = rootj.C0:Lerp(rootjnor, 0.15)
				RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RSnor, 0.15)
				LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, -4), 0.15)
				RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
				LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
			end
			throwbutton = true
			throw = true
			repeat game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				remote:FireClient(plr)
			until throw == false
			for i = 1, 15 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LS.C0 * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, 0.01), i)
			end
			banpart.Parent = workspace
			weld:Destroy()
			banpart.CanCollide = true
			banpart.Velocity = char.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame.LookVector * 60
			local start = LS.C0
			for i = 1, 0, -1 / 15 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				LS.C0 = LSnor:Lerp(start, i * i)
			end
			normalanim = true
			attackd = false
			hum.WalkSpeed = 16
			hum.JumpPower = 50
			banpart.Touched:Connect(function(hit)
				if hit.Parent and game:GetService("Players"):FindFirstChild(hit.Parent.Name) then
					local character = hit.Parent
					character:FindFirstChildOfClass("Humanoid").Sit = true
					local s = Instance.new("Sound", character.Head)
					s.SoundId = "rbxassetid://28976727"
					s.Volume = 10
					s:Play()
				end
			end)
			spawn(function()
				wait(15)
				if banpart.Parent == workspace then
					banpart:Destroy()
				end
			end)
		end
		if key == Enum.KeyCode.X then
			attackd = true
			local bpart = Instance.new("Part", workspace)
			bpart.Size = Vector3.new(2.4, 3.5, 2.4)
			bpart.Locked = true
			bpart.CFrame = char.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame * CFrame.new(0, 0, -2)
			bpart.Velocity = Vector3.new(0, 50, 0) + char.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame.LookVector * 50
			local mesh = Instance.new("SpecialMesh", bpart)
			mesh.MeshType = "FileMesh"
			mesh.MeshId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=29873142"
			mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(1.1, 1.1, 1.1)
			mesh.TextureId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=31082268"
			local update = 0.4
			while update > 0.1 do
				local sound = Instance.new("Sound", bpart)
				sound.SoundId = "rbxassetid://1868579194"
				sound.Volume = 5
				sound:Play()
				wait(update)
				update = update * 0.9
			end
			for i = 1, 50 do
				local banpart = Instance.new("Part", workspace)
				banpart.Size = Vector3.new(1, 1, 1)
				banpart.CanCollide = true
				banpart.CFrame = bpart.CFrame
				local bCFrame = CFrame.new(0, 0, 0)
				local bVel = Vector3.new(0, 0, 0)
				local mesh = Instance.new("SpecialMesh", banpart)
				mesh.MeshType = "FileMesh"
				mesh.MeshId = "rbxassetid://28937301"
				mesh.TextureId = "rbxassetid://28937670"
				mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(0.8, 0.8, 0.8)
				local weld = Instance.new("Weld", banpart)
				weld.Part0 = bpart
				weld.Part1 = banpart
				spawn(function()
					wait(1)
					banpart.Touched:Connect(function(hit)
						if hit.Parent and game:GetService("Players"):FindFirstChild(hit.Parent.Name) then
							local character = hit.Parent
							character:FindFirstChildOfClass("Humanoid").Sit = true
							local s = Instance.new("Sound", character.Head)
							s.SoundId = "rbxassetid://2558916875"
							s.Volume = 50
							s:Play()
						end
					end)
				end)
				spawn(function()
					while wait() do
						if banpart.Parent ~= workspace then
							banpart = Instance.new("Part", workspace)
							banpart.Size = Vector3.new(1, 1, 1)
							banpart.CanCollide = true
							mesh = Instance.new("SpecialMesh", banpart)
							mesh.MeshType = "FileMesh"
							mesh.MeshId = "rbxassetid://28937301"
							mesh.TextureId = "rbxassetid://28937670"
							mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(0.8, 0.8, 0.8)
							banpart.CFrame = bCFrame
							banpart.Velocity = bVel
							banpart.Touched:Connect(function(hit)
								if hit.Parent and game:GetService("Players"):FindFirstChild(hit.Parent.Name) then
									local character = hit.Parent
									character:FindFirstChildOfClass("Humanoid").Sit = true
									local s = Instance.new("Sound", character.Head)
									s.SoundId = "rbxassetid://2558916875"
									s.Volume = 50
									s:Play()
								end
							end)
						else
							bCFrame = banpart.CFrame
							bVel = banpart.Velocity
						end
					end
				end)
			end
			local explosion = Instance.new("Explosion", bpart)
			explosion.Position = bpart.Position
			local sound2 = Instance.new("Sound", bpart)
			sound2.SoundId = "rbxassetid://138084923"
			sound2.Volume = 50
			sound2:Play()
			bpart.CanCollide = false
			attackd = false
		end
		if key == Enum.KeyCode.C then
			sine = 0
			attackd = true
			normalanim = false
			hum.WalkSpeed = 0
			hum.JumpPower = 0
			for i = 1, 20 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				rootj.C0 = rootj.C0:Lerp(rootjnor, 0.15)
				RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, 4), 0.15)
				LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, -4), 0.15)
				RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
				LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
			end
			local tpart = Instance.new("Part", char)
			tpart.Size = Vector3.new(5.523, 6.19, 22.966)
			tpart.Anchored = true
			tpart.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Pine Cone")
			tpart.Material = "Wood"
			tpart.CanCollide = false
			tpart.CFrame = char["Right Arm"].CFrame * CFrame.Angles(math.pi, -math.pi / 2, 0) * CFrame.new(0, 4, 1)
			local mesh = Instance.new("SpecialMesh", tpart)
			mesh.MeshType = "FileMesh"
			mesh.MeshId = "rbxassetid://1760841786"
			wait(0.5)
			for i = 1, 15 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RS.C0 * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, -0.01), i)
				LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LS.C0 * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, 0.01), i)
				RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
				LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
				tpart.CFrame = char["Right Arm"].CFrame * CFrame.Angles(math.pi, -math.pi / 2, 0) * CFrame.new(0, 4, 1)
			end
			tpart.Anchored = false
			tpart.Velocity = char.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame.LookVector * 100
			tpart.CanCollide = true
			tpart.Parent = workspace
			spawn(function()
				wait(0.3)
				tpart.Touched:Connect(function(hit)
					if hit.Size.X + hit.Size.Y + hit.Size.Z < 1000 then
						hit:BreakJoints()
						hit.Anchored = false
						hit.Velocity = tpart.Velocity
					end
				end)
			end)
			for i = 1, 20 do
				game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait()
				rootj.C0 = rootj.C0:Lerp(rootjnor, 0.15)
				RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RSnor, 0.15)
				LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LSnor, 0.15)
				RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
				LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
			end
			attackd = false
			normalanim = true
			hum.WalkSpeed = 16
			hum.JumpPower = 50
		end
	elseif Player.Name == plr.Name and number == 2 and throw == true and throwbutton == true then
		throwbutton = false
		throw = false
	end
end)

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-----------Wrapping up-----------
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while game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat:Wait() do
	if normalanim then
		sine = sine + 1
	end
	if crabrave.Parent == char.Torso then
		crabrave.SoundId = "rbxassetid://2590490779"
		crabrave.Playing = true
		crabrave.Volume = 1000
		crabrave.Looped = true
		timepos = crabrave.TimePosition
	else
		crabrave = Instance.new("Sound", char.Torso)
		crabrave.TimePosition = timepos
	end
	if remote.Parent == char then
		remote.Name = "ReplicationEvent"
	else
		remote = Instance.new("RemoteEvent", char)
	end
	local touchfloor = workspace:FindPartOnRay(Ray.new(char.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame.Position, ((CFrame.new(char.HumanoidRootPart.Position, char.HumanoidRootPart.Position - Vector3.new(0, 1, 0))).LookVector).Unit * 4), char)
	if char.HumanoidRootPart.Velocity.Magnitude > 1 and touchfloor then
		animpose = "Walking"
	elseif char.HumanoidRootPart.Velocity.Y > 0.5 and touchfloor == nil then
		animpose = "Jumping"
	elseif char.HumanoidRootPart.Velocity.Y < 0.5 and touchfloor == nil then
		animpose = "Falling"
	else
		animpose = "Idle"
	end
	if animpose == "Idle" and normalanim then
		RS.C0 = RSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, 1 + math.sin(sine / 5))
		LS.C0 = LSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, -1 + math.sin(sine / 5))
		RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.1) - Vector3.new(0, rootj.C0.Position.Y / 10, 0)
		LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.1) - Vector3.new(0, rootj.C0.Position.Y / 10, 0)
		rootj.C0 = rootjnor * CFrame.new(math.sin(sine / 10) / 2, 0, math.sin(sine / 5) / 2)
	elseif animpose == "Walking" and normalanim then
		RS.C0 = RSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, 1 + math.sin(sine / 5))
		LS.C0 = LSnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, -1 + math.sin(sine / 5))
		RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, math.sin(sine / 10)), 0.1) - Vector3.new(0, rootj.C0.Position.Y / 10, 0)
		LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor * CFrame.Angles(0, 0, math.sin(sine / 10)), 0.1) - Vector3.new(0, rootj.C0.Position.Y / 10, 0)
		rootj.C0 = rootjnor * CFrame.new(math.sin(sine / 10) / 2, 0, math.sin(sine / 5) / 2)
	elseif animpose == "Jumping" and normalanim then
		rootj.C0 = rootj.C0:Lerp(rootjnor * CFrame.Angles(-0.5, 0, 0), 0.15)
		RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RSnor * CFrame.Angles(-0.3, 0, 0), 0.15)
		LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LSnor * CFrame.Angles(-0.3, 0, 0), 0.15)
		RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
		LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
	elseif animpose == "Falling" and normalanim then
		rootj.C0 = rootj.C0:Lerp(rootjnor * CFrame.Angles(0.5, 0, 0), 0.15)
		RS.C0 = RS.C0:Lerp(RSnor * CFrame.Angles(-0.6, 0, 0), 0.15)
		LS.C0 = LS.C0:Lerp(LSnor * CFrame.Angles(-0.6, 0, 0), 0.15)
		RH.C0 = RH.C0:Lerp(RHnor, 0.15)
		LH.C0 = LH.C0:Lerp(LHnor, 0.15)
	end
end