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- And If you ever put two splendas in my coffee again, I'm gonna cut your face into tiny pieces so you'll have to put it back together like a jigsaw puzzle!........ Oh hey. Here's the news.Shock Report: CNN, NYT, AP, Reuters Had Photographers Embedded with Hamas During Terror Attack
- Netanyahu Demands Answers
- FILE - Palestinians transport a captured Israeli civilian from Kfar Azza kibbutz into the Gaza Strip on Saturday, Oct. 7, 2023. Israel's military brought together a group of foreign correspondents Monday, Oct. 16, to screen a 40-minute reel of gruesome footage compiled from the Hamas attack last week. The screening …
- Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s administration is demanding answers from several prominent news agencies after criticism emerged of their photographers appearing to have been embedded with Hamas terrorists during the October 7 attack.
- Nolte: Anti-Jewish Hate Crimes Surge 214% in Democrat-Run New York City
- 270
- *** GOP Debate Livewire *** And Then There Were Five Left on Stage
- *** GOP Debate Livewire *** And Then There Were Five Left on Stage
- 6,157
- Vivek Slams RNC Picking NBC for Debate, Calls for McDaniel's Resignation
- Vivek Slams RNC Picking NBC for Debate, Calls for McDaniel's Resignation
- 801
- 'Vacate' Her: Republicans Call on Ronna McDaniel to Resign
- 'Vacate' Her: Republicans Call on Ronna McDaniel to Resign
- 3,416
- Sharon Stone Alleges ex-Head of Sony Pictures Sexually Harassed Her
- Sharon Stone Alleges ex-Head of Sony Pictures Sexually Harassed Her
- 285
- Rabbi Michael Barclay: Remembering Kristallnacht So It Never Happens Again
- Rabbi Michael Barclay: Remembering Kristallnacht So It Never Happens Again
- 88
- Fact Check: Nikki Haley Claims Ukraine Is a 'Democracy'
- Fact Check: Nikki Haley Claims Ukraine Is a 'Democracy'
- 679
- New York Gives Thumbs-Down to Electric Snow Plows
- New York Gives Thumbs-Down to Electric Snow Plows
- 698
- *** Election Night Livewire *** 2023 Elections Offer Possible 2024 Clues
- *** Election Night Livewire *** 2023 Elections Offer Possible 2024 Clues
- 2 Monkeys and a Mudshark Arrested After 17-Year-Old Girl is Freed from Human Trafficking.
- We should traffic those negroes, and that mudshark.
- Negro Pastor Arrested in Colorado Springs for Child Sexual Assault.
- Philly Pubehead Found Guilty of Shooting White Man to Death in Front of His Daughter During Carjacking.
- Pennsylvania Trooper in Critical Condition After Coon Shoots Him During Traffic Stop.
- Living Piece of Shit Arrested for Posting Pictures of Little Girls with Sexual Comments on Instagram.
- Fifth Monkey Who Shot Cuomo Aide Arrested.
- Negro Teacher Slaps Middle School Girl in the Face at Bronx School.
- Negress Who Cut out Her Unborn Niglet Gets 40 to Life.
- ........... What? Oh right the weather.
- Thu 09 | Day
- 78°
- 73%
- N
- 13
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- mph
- Cloudy with occasional light rain during the afternoon. Thunder possible. High 78F. WSW winds shifting to N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
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- Humidity
- 91%
- UV Index
- 2 of 11
- Sunrise
- 6:50 am
- Sunset
- 5:37 pm
- Thu 09 | Night
- 54°
- 77%
- N
- 15
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- mph
- A steady rain this evening. Showers continuing overnight. Low 54F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall near a quarter of an inch.
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- Humidity
- 94%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 3:19 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 3:39 pm
- Fri 10
- Cloudy
- 60°
- /55°
- 24%
- N 16 mph
- Sat 11
- AM Showers
- 59°
- /53°
- 38%
- N 12 mph
- Sun 12
- Showers
- 63°
- /53°
- 44%
- NNE 12 mph
- Mon 13
- Showers
- 62°
- /53°
- 57%
- NNE 13 mph
- Tue 14
- AM Showers
- 66°
- /52°
- 36%
- N 11 mph
- Wed 15
- Mostly Cloudy
- 69°
- /54°
- 10%
- N 8 mph
- Thu 16
- Mostly Cloudy
- 73°
- /58°
- 7%
- SSE 6 mph
- Fri 17
- Partly Cloudy
- 77°
- /62°
- 9%
- SSW 10 mph
- Sat 18
- Partly Cloudy
- 78°
- /57°
- 24%
- SSW 10 mph
- Sun 19
- Partly Cloudy
- 74°
- /56°
- 24%
- WSW 10 mph
- Mon 20
- AM Showers
- 74°
- /54°
- 47%
- SW 11 mph
- Tue 21
- AM Showers
- 71°
- /54°
- 35%
- WSW 11 mph
- Wed 22
- Partly Cloudy
- 72°
- /56°
- 18%
- S 12 mph
- Thu 23
- Partly Cloudy
- 71°
- /57°
- 24%
- S 11 mph
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- Current threat: Spics. 👲🏾
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- Afghanistan
- Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as barbarian nazis 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of Bill Nye (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit. Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other piece of shit between Persia and India." When Russian and British Imperialism hit Central Asia (the Great Game), none of that mattered because the whole place became United Kingdom's bitch. However, Afghanistan is the only country that has pwned every invader except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out Osama bin Laden and friends No. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.
- (( Taliban ))
- ..................... Well they're barely human, but here we go. IRC quotes. #LRH:
- [08:04] <int0x47> you have meetings?
- [08:05] <neptune_> win10 is shit can't even stay on the internet
- [08:05] <int0x47> how do you know it win10 and not shitty NIC?
- 03[08:05] * jncog (~stillfree@cpc160019-brad25-2-0-cust13.17-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined #lrh
- [08:06] <neptune_> bloatware
- [08:06] <neptune_> anyway time to coffeeNt0k3
- 03[08:07] * issy (~issy@196.196.216.164) has joined #lrh
- 02[08:07] * neptun_e (~neptuner@172.58.145.44) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
- 03[08:07] * steg0saur is now known as stegOsaur
- [08:07] <neptune_> this not working thing, not having a job thing i s kinda nice
- [08:08] <int0x47> nice a coffee and kush type of meeting
- [08:09] <+dave> This prompt contains prohibited words: "fisting anal sex"
- [08:10] <int0x47> "is it possible to use a hand tightly grasped for a colonoscopy preperation"
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- West Virginia is a state in the Southern or Mid-Atlantic regions of the United States. It is the 10th-smallest state by area and ranks as the 12th-least populous state, with a population of 1,793,716 residents. The state was formed in 1861, comprising a number of counties which separated from the state of Virginia after the latter had seceded from the United States. West Virginia was admitted to the Union in 1863, and was a key border state during the American Civil War. The state is noted for its mountains and rolling hills, its historically significant coal mining and logging industries, and its political and labor history. It is also a popular tourist destination. Charleston is the capital and most populous city of the state. This 1876 illustration of the Seal of West Virginia was produced by Henry Mitchell as part of a series titled The State Arms of the Union.
- Illustration credit: Henry Mitchell; restored by Godot13
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- Alright I have to go. I'm gonna go microwave an ice cream sandwich and then go run over some porcupines with my tractor.
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