Death - fail wall

I CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS, Death volunteered, aware that the conversation had reached an impasse.

Keeble looked up brightly. “I’d like to see that,” he said. “That could be quite a qualification.”

RIGHT.

Death pushed his chair back and stalked confidently towards the nearest wall.

OUCH.

Keeble watched expectantly. “Go on, then,” he said.

UM. THIS IS AN ORDINARY WALL, IS IT?

“I assume so. I’m not an expert.”

IT SEEMS TO BE PRESENTING ME WITH SOME DIFFICULTY.

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Mort p139-140