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- Morning, ninjas. Time for the news.
- Amnesty Amy Sang Different Tune in 2006: Called for ‘Order at the Border,’ a Wall, Mandatory E-Verify
- WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 15: Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Amy Klobuchar and Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rep. Mark Kennedy (R-MN) participate in a debate on "Meet the Press" during a taping at the NBC studios October 15, 2006 in Washington, DC. Klobuchar and Kennedy are competing for the Senate seat vacant …
- In 2006, while running for the U.S. Senate, Amy Klobuchar held the same positions on illegal immigration as President Donald Trump — supporting a physical barrier at the U.S.-Mexico border and mandatory E-Verify to ban employers from hiring illegal aliens.
- Carney: Honoring the America First Legacy of Abraham Lincoln
- Carney: Honoring the America First Legacy of Abraham Lincoln
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- Ann Coulter: Stop Apologizing for Saving Black Lives
- Kelly Loeffler Backs Bills to Stop ‘Radical Left’ from Undermining Second Amendment
- Kelly Loeffler Backs Bills to Stop ‘Radical Left’ from Undermining Second Amendment
- CIA Secretly Read Encrypted Messages of Allies, Enemies During Cold War
- DAVID NG
- 173
- Twitter Claims It ‘Mistakenly’ Censored Mike Pence Tweet
- Twitter Claims It ‘Mistakenly’ Censored Mike Pence Tweet
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- 502
- The Bernie Bounce: Stocks Rise to Record Highs After Sanders Win
- 951
- Virginia Passes Bill to Give Electoral Votes to Popular Vote Winner
- Virginia Passes Bill to Give Electoral Votes to Popular Vote Winner
- Emails: Obama Officials Told Rod Rosenstein ‘We’re Proud of You’ After Mueller Special Counsel Appointment
- Emails: Obama Officials Told Rod Rosenstein ‘We’re Proud of You’
- 380
- Franklin Graham: Where’s the ‘Outcry’ Against Dems’ Abortion Extremism?
- Lindsey Graham: Trump ‘Tweeting About an Ongoing Criminal Matter Is Not Appropriate’
- Lindsey Graham: Trump ‘Tweeting About an Ongoing Criminal Matter Is Not Appropriate’
- 1397
- WH’s Gidley: 2020 Election About ‘Real Results for Real Americans’
- WH’s Gidley: 2020 Election About ‘Real Results for Real Americans’
- TRENT BAKER
- Trump Spox McEnany: Bloomberg’s Candidacy ‘a Pipe Dream’
- Trump Spox McEnany: Bloomberg’s Candidacy ‘a Pipe Dream’
- 196
- DNC Chair Perez: ‘The Time Is Ripe’ for Conversation About Caucus Reform, Primary Order
- DNC Chair Perez: ‘The Time Is Ripe’ for Conversation About Caucus Reform
- Nolte: Good Riddance to Mueller’s Monstrous Roger Stone Prosecutors
- Nolte: Good Riddance to Mueller’s Monstrous Roger Stone Prosecutors
- Ricky Gervais Mocks ‘Brave’ Natalie Portman with Bathtub Video About ‘Hollywood Perverts’
- Ricky Gervais Mocks ‘Brave’ Natalie Portman with Bathtub Video About ‘Hollywood Perverts’
- JEROME HUDSON
- 820
- Joy Behar: Trump Is Lawless — He Fires Heroes and Rewards Criminals
- PAM KEY
- Rob Reiner: ‘We Have a Criminal in Our White House’
- Rob Reiner: ‘We Have a Criminal in Our White House’
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- Steven Spielberg and Wife Have Already Given $3.5 Million to Dems, Including Iowa Caucus App Firm
- Steven Spielberg and Wife Have Already Given $3.5 Million to Dems, Including Iowa Caucus App Firm
- 260
- Alec Baldwin: U.S. Government Is as Lawless a Dictatorship as Nazi Germany
- Alec Baldwin: U.S. Government Is as Lawless a Dictatorship as Nazi Germany
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- 2225
- Actress Patricia Heaton: Why Would Any Civilized Person Support the Democrats’ ‘Barbaric Platform’
- Actress: Why Would Any Civilized Person Support the Democrats’ ‘Barbaric Platform’
- 1013
- Bernie Leading in Super Tuesday State Support
- 432
- Pete Buttigieg Leads Democrat Delegate Count Despite Losing Popular Vote
- Buttigieg Leads Delegate Count Despite Losing Popular Vote
- Michael Bloomberg Opening New Hampshire Office After Primary No-Show
- Bloomberg Opening NH Office After Primary No-Show
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 2013: Mike Bloomberg Accused Bill de Blasio of Racism for Highlighting Interracial Family
- 2013: Bloomberg Accused de Blasio of Racism for Highlighting Interracial Family
- HARIS ALIC
- 114
- Andrew Yang Leaves Presidential Race but Hints at Future Run: ‘We’ll Be Back’
- Andrew Yang Leaves Presidential Race but Hints at Future Run: ‘We’ll Be Back’
- Powerful Las Vegas Union Warns Bernie Sanders Will ‘End Culinary Healthcare’
- Powerful Las Vegas Union Warns Bernie Sanders Will ‘End Culinary Healthcare’
- Big Tech Companies Delay U.K. Internet Censorship Proposals
- 64
- Justin Danhof: Google Is the Biggest Bully in Silicon Valley
- 46
- Stanford Students Stage Walk Out of Event on DACA Repeal
- Stanford Students Stage Walk Out of Event on DACA Repeal
- 379
- Wisconsin School District Abandons ‘A-F’ Grading Scale to Prevent Stress
- Warren: New Hampshire Results ‘A Disappointment’
- First-in-the-Nation Primary? Liz Has a Plan for That!*
- *Efficacy of Plan Not Guaranteed
- Fauxcahontas Sez Results ‘A Disappointment’
- 4354
- New Hampshire Results Demonstrate Further Collapse of Biden Candidacy
- No Dels for Biden
- 838
- Matthews: Biden’s Not ‘In the Running for Moderate Leader’ – Sanders ‘Delivered a Knockout Punch’ to Warren
- Matthews: Bernie ‘Knockout Punch’ to Liz
- 928
- Bernie Sanders Wins New Hampshire, Falls Short of 2016 Performance
- Sanders Wins But Falls Short of 2016 Performance
- 1381
- Elizabeth Warren Gets Zero Delegates in 4th-Place New Hampshire Finish
- She Gets Zero Delegates with 4th-Place Finish
- 460
- Nevada Next…
- …Tech Fears: No Training with Vote Count iPads
- 208
- Trump Beats Obama Turnout Numbers
- 547
- Pope Francis Sets out His ‘Dreams’ for the Amazon Region
- …Francis Sets out His ‘Dreams’ for the Amazon Region
- 55
- Pope Francis Says ‘No’ to Married Priests in Amazon Region
- Pope Says ‘No’ to Married Priests…
- 247
- Pope Francis Invites Christians to ‘Weep for Their Sins’
- Pope Francis Invites Christians to ‘Weep for Their Sins’
- Corey Feldman Promises to Name Sex Abusers in Self-Financed Documentary Set for March
- Corey Feldman Promises to Name Sex Abusers in Self-Financed Documentary
- 2610
- Nolte: Rose McGowan Blisters Natalie Portman Over Oscar Dress Hypocrisy
- Rose McGowan Blisters Natalie Portman Over Oscar Dress Hypocrisy
- JOHN NOLTE
- Sanders Adviser Weaver: Bloomberg Is ‘the Billionaire Backstop’
- 22
- Poodle Perfection: Siba Wins Best in Show at Westminster
- 🎉 Hail Qween Siba 🎉 Standard Poodle Best in Show at Westminster…
- 558
- …PETA Protests Outside
- 540
- SOCIAL
- MOST POPULAR
- Graham: Trump Tweeting About Ongoing Criminal Matter Not Appropriate
- Graham: Trump Tweeting About Ongoing Criminal Matter Not Appropriate
- 1397
- Flashback 2015: Bloomberg Suggests Disarming Young Minority Males
- Flashback 2015: Bloomberg Suggests Disarming Young Minority Males
- 7912
- Warren: New Hampshire Results 'A Disappointment'
- Warren: New Hampshire Results 'A Disappointment'
- 4354
- Virginia Passes Bill to Give Electoral Votes to Popular Vote Winner
- Virginia Passes Bill to Give Electoral Votes to Popular Vote Winner
- Amnesty: Amy Klobuchar Promises to Reopen Border to Asylum Migrants
- Amnesty: Amy Klobuchar Promises to Reopen Border to Asylum Migrants
- 8022
- Elizabeth Warren: AG Barr Must Be Impeached If He Does Not Resign
- Elizabeth Warren: AG Barr Must Be Impeached If He Does Not Resign
- TERF Wars: Labour Candidates Vow to Expel 'Transphobes' From Party
- TERF Wars: Labour Candidates Vow to Expel 'Transphobes' From Party
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- Klobuchar in 2006 Supported Border Wall, Mandatory E-Verify
- Klobuchar in 2006 Supported Border Wall, Mandatory E-Verify
- ***Live Updates*** New Hampshire Primary Results
- ***Live Updates*** New Hampshire Primary Results
- Negro Crashes Into Car While Fleeing from Police, Seriously Injures White Female Driver
- Charles Martel
- What kind of society allows blacks to drive?
- Three Blacks Face Murder Charges for Death of White Female Pizza Delivery Driver
- Charles Martel
- UK: Paki Jailed for Killing Elderly White Cyclist in Hit and Run
- Charles Martel
- Belgium: No Prison Time for African Teens Who Committed Several Violent Robberies
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- Neknominate
- Neknominate (also known as Neck and Nominate, Neknomination or Neck Nomination) is an online drinking game where the main participants are 16-year-old female honkies and guys trying to look cool while impressing their white trash friends. The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, often their friends can be heard giggling and cheering on participants. Like everything else that is lame, this game originated from Australia. Neknomination also gives Australians a reason to drink on weekdays, a definate sign of alcoholism.
- The drink must be alcoholic.
- The drink must be consumed in a single gulp.
- A video must be uploaded to the internets, preferably on Facebook so parents can be proud of their angel.
- You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for you to kill yourself with it.
- (( NEXT STEP: ENEMAS ))
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- Marian Dawkins (born 13 February 1945) is a British biologist and professor of ethology at the University of Oxford. Her research has focused on animal behaviour and animal welfare. She is sceptical as to whether science can establish that animals have consciousness, and therefore its role in the definition and measurement of animal welfare and suffering. Instead, her view is that good animal welfare depends on determining the needs and wants of the animals; she studied the activities and interactions of hens and deduced that inadequate floor-space in traditional battery cages deprived the birds of their ability to participate in their natural behaviours.
- This photograph of Dawkins was taken at the Royal Society's admissions day in 2014, when she was admitted as a fellow of the oldest scientific academy in continuous existence.
- Photograph credit: Royal Society; edited by Chris Woodrich
- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go rub my dick against some turtles.
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