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- I have come back to life after choking myself from autoerotic asphyxiation to give you guys the news.
- Pinkerton: Democrats Use the Threat of Court-Packing to Intimidate the Supreme Court from Overturning Roe
- (Olivier Douliery, Erin Schaff, Leigh Vogel, Paul Morigi, Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
- The Democrats’ threat to pack the Supreme Court might not succeed as legislation, but it could work as intimidation as the Court takes up that could overturn Roe v. Wade.
- ‘Saturday Night Live’ Cancels Live Audience over Omicron Spike
- ‘Saturday Night Live’ Cancels Live Audience over Omicron Spike
- 304
- ‘Sex and the City’ Star Chris Noth Accused of Sexual Assault by Third Woman
- ‘Sex and the City’ Star Chris Noth Accused of Sexual Assault by Third Woman
- 116
- Gary Sinise Brings Christmas Cheer to over 750 Families of Fallen U.S. Service Members with Snowball Express Event
- Gary Sinise Brings Christmas Cheer to over 750 Families of Fallen U.S. Service Members
- 131
- Murkowski Challenger Kelly Tshibaka: Biden’s Radical Agenda Would Be on Life Support Without McConnell, Murkowski
- Tshibaka: Biden’s Radical Agenda Would Be on Life Support Without McConnell, Murkowski
- 337
- Katko: House GOP Can Tie Federal Funding to Stricter Bail Laws if They Win Majority
- 10
- Poll: Hispanic Voters Show 42-Point Shift Towards Republicans Since 2018
- ¡Viva el GOP!
- Poll: Hispanic Voters Show 42-Point Shift Towards Republicans Since 2018
- Latinx Latino Voters Tired of Dems’ Woke Cultural Wars…
- Two-Thirds Say Economic Issues More Important
- 1,471
- Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker Signs Bill Ending Parental Notification for Teen Girls’ Abortions
- Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker Signs Bill Ending Parental Notification for Teen Girls’ Abortions
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- 947
- San Francisco Mayor Declares ‘State of Emergency’ in Tenderloin District
- Dem-City Crime Wave: SF Mayor Declares ‘State of Emergency’ in Tenderloin District
- 400
- Black Lives Matter Statue Toppling an ‘Act of Love’, Court Told
- Black Lives Matter Statue Toppling an ‘Act of Love’, Court Told
- PETER CADDLE
- 393
- Williams: LGBTQ Nation Essay Implies ‘You Ain’t Gay if You Don’t Vote Democrat’
- 320
- Instacart Driver Allegedly Runs over Elderly Couple’s Groceries, Writes ‘F— the Police’ on Receipt
- Instacart Driver Allegedly Runs over Elderly Couple’s Groceries, Writes ‘F— the Police’ on Receipt
- 107
- Illegal Alien Shoots Rifle at French Police Officers Trying to Stop Brawl
- 294
- Dutch Royal Family Held Lockdown-Breaking Birthday Bash
- Dutch Royal Family Held Lockdown-Breaking Birthday Bash
- 163
- Report: Establishment Media’s Readership Collapses Up to 48% Without Trump’s Presidency
- Baby Come Back!
- Report: Establishment Media’s Readership Collapses Up to 48% Without Trump
- 1,977
- Heilemann: MSNBC, CNN Criticize Biden — ‘Propaganda’ FOX Only Praise GOP Presidents
- Heilemann: MSNBC, CNN Criticize Biden — ‘Propaganda’ FOX Only Praise GOP Presidents
- PAM KEY
- 252
- VP Harris, Charlamagne Tha God Get into Tense Exchange over ‘Real President’ Question
- Kamala, Charlamagne Tha God Get into Tense Exchange over ‘Real President’ Question…
- 3,493
- …Harris: Cost of Living Was ‘Too Expensive for Too Many’ Before COVID, Spending Bill Will Decrease It
- 1,123
- Trump Criticizes American Jews over Lack of Support for Israel
- Trump Criticizes American Jews over Lack of Support for Israel
- 1,181
- Russia Wants to Build a Gas Pipeline to China
- Russia Wants to Build a Gas Pipeline to China
- 1,122
- Texas AG Paxton Investigating Drug Makers for Unauthorized Use of Hormones on Trans Children
- 134
- Florida Sheriff Praises Resident Who Opened Fire on Intruder: ‘He Shot Him a Lot’
- Florida Sheriff Praises Resident Who Opened Fire on Intruder: ‘He Shot Him a Lot’
- 1,765
- NYC City Council Bans Gas in New Buildings in the Name of Climate Change
- 410
- Congress Passes Bill Banning China’s Uyghur Slave Products, Sending It to Biden
- Congress Passes Bill Banning China’s Uyghur Slave Products, Sending It to Biden
- 395
- Joe Biden Concedes Delay of Multitrillion-Dollar Build Back Better Bill
- From Christmas Wish to New Year’s Resolution
- Biden Concedes Delay of Multitrillion-Dollar Build Back Better Bill
- 3,084
- GOP Rep. Mace: Biden’s Build Back Better ‘Is Dead’
- 756
- French Regions Ordered to Increase Church Security over Christmas Terror Fears
- French Regions Ordered to Increase Church Security over Christmas Terror Fears
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
- 66
- Pope Francis Ramps Up Effort to Squash Conservatives with More Restrictions on Traditional Latin Mass
- Pope Francis Ramps Up Effort to Squash Conservatives with More Restrictions on Traditional Latin Mass
- 1,036
- With Days to Go Before Christmas, Denmark Shuts Down Public Places, Citing Virus
- With Days to Go Before Christmas, Denmark Shuts Down Public Places, Citing Virus
- 535
- ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Review: A Woke-Free Blast of Fan Service and Fun
- ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Review: A Woke-Free Blast of Fan Service and Fun…
- 1,383
- Alec Baldwin Calls Claims He Wanted a Larger Gun Ahead of ‘Rust’ Shooting ‘a Lie’
- Alec Baldwin Calls Claims He Wanted a Larger Gun Ahead of Shooting ‘a Lie’
- 193
- Report: Tyler Perry Wrecks Bentley in L.A. Car Crash
- 68
- Irish Govt: May Only Be ‘Periods of Freedom’ Amid ‘Years’ of Lockdowns
- Irish Govt: May Only Be ‘Periods of Freedom’ Amid ‘Years’ of Lockdowns
- 458
- VP Harris, Charlamagne Tha God Get Into Heated Exchange Over 'Real Pre
- VP Harris, Charlamagne Tha God Get Into Heated Exchange Over 'Real Pre
- 3,493
- Report: Democrat Party Leaders Prepare for Red Wave in 2022 Midterms
- Report: Democrat Party Leaders Prepare for Red Wave in 2022 Midterms
- 439
- IRS Filing: $332 Million Spent on 2020 Election by Zuckerberg Grantee
- IRS Filing: $332 Million Spent on 2020 Election by Zuckerberg Grantee
- 2,793
- Poll: Hispanic Voters Show 42-Point Shift Towards GOP Since 2018
- Poll: Hispanic Voters Show 42-Point Shift Towards GOP Since 2018
- 1,471
- Biden Concedes Delay of Multitrillion-Dollar Build Back Better Bill
- Biden Concedes Delay of Multitrillion-Dollar Build Back Better Bill
- 3,084
- Appeals Court Revives OSHA Vax Mandate; Businesses Head to SCOTUS
- Appeals Court Revives OSHA Vax Mandate; Businesses Head to SCOTUS
- 1,640
- Deutsch: I Believe 'Trump Is Going to Be Indicted'
- Deutsch: I Believe 'Trump Is Going to Be Indicted'
- 5,490
- Pinkerton: Dems Threaten Court-Packing to Intimidate SCOTUS
- Pinkerton: Dems Threaten Court-Packing to Intimidate SCOTUS
- 1,285
- Covington Teen Nicholas Sandmann Settles $275 Million Lawsuit with NBC
- Covington Teen Nicholas Sandmann Settles $275 Million Lawsuit with NBC
- Crazy Negro Terrorizes Everyone at Florida Christmas Parade by Driving Like a Maniac Before Crashing His Car and Then Fleeing Cops.
- I guess the negroes always want to run people over during the holiday season.
- Taco Bending Spic Goes up to Houston Couple Who Was Doing Construction Work and Shoots Them Both.
- New Jersey: Simian Candy Street-Peddler Arrested After He Was Caught Shooting Man.
- Pickpocketing Groid Arrested After Stalking Mallgoers at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.
- ................. Weather.
- Sun 19 | Day
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- Considerable cloudiness with occasional rain showers. High near 50F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
- 3 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:21 am
- Sunset
- 5:34 pm
- Sun 19 | Night
- 40°
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- Showers this evening becoming less numerous overnight. Low near 40F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
- Humidity
- 76%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 6:01 pm
- Full Moon
- Moonset
- 7:50 am
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- Wed 29
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- Fri 31
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Sat 01
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Sun 02
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- Current threat: Reindeer crossing warning. 🦌
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- The common house gecko (Hemidactylus frenatus) is a species of lizard native to southern and southeastern Asia. The undersides of this mating pair are viewed through the glass of a window. The male has inserted one of his two intromittent organs, the hemipenis, into the cloaca of the female. The adhesive lamellae with setae on the underside of the feet adhere to the glass and allow the reptiles to maintain traction on the smooth surface.
- Photograph credit: Basile Morin
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go jerk off to TikToks of Chinese kids getting gassed.
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