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- Hey, Newscaster Ned here just stalking a cute 13 year old girl from across the street that I have a crush on. Anyway, here's the news.
- Woke NIKE Doubles Down on Dylan Mulvaney After Public Backlash
- Tells Customers ‘Be Kind, Be Inclusive’
- Dylan Mulvaney
- NIKE told customers to “be kind, be inclusive” in response to the brewing backlash over the company selecting transgender Dylan Mulvaney.
- Newsom: DeSantis Scared to Death of Public Because Extreme FL Gun Law
- Newsom: DeSantis Scared to Death of Public Because Extreme FL Gun Law
- 981
- Ocasio-Cortez: GOP Implementing 'Fascist Takeover of Our Statehouses'
- Ocasio-Cortez: GOP Implementing 'Fascist Takeover of Our Statehouses'
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- Troopers Block Protesters at TN State Capitol Ahead of Expulsion Vote
- Troopers Block Protesters at TN State Capitol Ahead of Expulsion Vote
- 4,317
- Biden Admin Shifts Blame to Trump for Deadly Afghanistan Withdrawal
- Biden Admin Shifts Blame to Trump for Deadly Afghanistan Withdrawal
- 849
- Pentagon Investigating Alleged Leak of Classified Ukraine War Document
- Pentagon Investigating Alleged Leak of Classified Ukraine War Document
- 380
- Jordan Subpoenas NY Prosecutor Who Resigned over Suspended Trump Probe
- Jordan Subpoenas NY Prosecutor Who Resigned over Suspended Trump Probe
- 7,885
- Kamala Harris Pushes 'Assault Weapons' Ban, Red Flag Laws
- Kamala Harris Pushes 'Assault Weapons' Ban, Red Flag Laws
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- VP Harris Heading to Nashville to Support 'Tennessee Three'
- VP Harris Heading to Nashville to Support 'Tennessee Three'
- 1,233
- NIKE Tells Customers 'Be Kind, Be Inclusive' After Mulvaney Backlash
- NIKE Tells Customers 'Be Kind, Be Inclusive' After Mulvaney Backlash
- 3,881
- Police Say No Arrests Made After Transgender Mob Assaulted
- Police Say No Arrests Made After Transgender Mob Assaulted
- UK: White Father Killed on Train by His Daughter's Negro Boyfriend.
- Murder on the Negro Express!
- Trial Begins for Aggie Serial Rape Ape.
- Manhattan Coonman Arrested After Shilling $100K from Aristocratic Parties.
- Groid Records Himself Following and Touching 17-Year-Old Girl at Philly Bus Stop.
- Monkey Arrested After Sexually Abusing Girls Aged 5-15.
- Teenogger Faces Charges After Raping Woman in Lansing Township.
- Jigaboo Arrested After Dropping White Dog on the Side of Georgia Road.
- NYPD Probes Spic Criminal Who Killed 3.
- .......... I will forget but I won't forgive... Weather.
- Today
- 69°
- /55°
- Cloudy
- 3%
- NNE 10 mph
- Sat 08 | Day
- 69°
- 3%
- NNE 10 mph
- Cloudy skies. High 69F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 83%
- UV Index
- 6 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:11 am
- Sunset
- 7:53 pm
- Sat 08 | Night
- 55°
- 14%
- NNE 7 mph
- Some clouds. Low near 55F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 93%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 10:41 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 8:37 am
- Sun 09
- 74°
- /59°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 15%
- NE 7 mph
- Mon 10
- 72°
- /55°
- AM Showers
- 35%
- NNE 9 mph
- Tue 11
- 73°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NE 8 mph
- Wed 12
- 76°
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- 8%
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- Thu 13
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- 9%
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- Fri 14
- 82°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
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- Sat 15
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- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 47%
- S 11 mph
- Sun 16
- 81°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNE 12 mph
- Mon 17
- 75°
- /57°
- PM Showers
- 32%
- NNE 11 mph
- Tue 18
- 73°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 22%
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- Wed 19
- 75°
- /56°
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- Fri 21
- 80°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
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- Sat 22
- 82°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
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- David "Walky" Willis
- David Matthew Willis, more infamously known as "Walky" is a pretentious SJW douchebag who does various family guy-tier soapboxing comics.
- Widely hated by basically all Transformers collecting communities from being a TFwiki admin and the only forum that tolerates him ("Allspark Forums") still treats him like an annoying pet. /toy/ is especially known for hating him, and for good reason, he's a huge asshole.
- He's also good friends with a well-known figure customizer known as Jin Saotome (his real name is john mallamas or something). Oddly enough, Jin is a /pol/-tier racist and mra maniac, but he's friends with SJW cuck Willy.
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- SpaceX CRS-8 was a Commercial Resupply Services mission to the International Space Station that launched on April 8, 2016, at 20:43 UTC. It was the twenty-third flight of a Falcon 9 rocket, the tenth flight of a Dragon cargo spacecraft, and the eighth operational mission contracted to SpaceX by NASA under the Commercial Resupply Services program. After boosting the payload on its orbital trajectory, the rocket's first stage re-entered the denser layers of the atmosphere and landed vertically on the ocean landing platform Of Course I Still Love You nine minutes after liftoff (pictured in this photograph), thus achieving a long-sought-after milestone in the SpaceX reusable launch system development program.
- Photograph credit: SpaceX
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- Well. I was just reflecting on the final parking lot battle against Dr. Nigger Penis... Just thinking of him choking on his own bananas, as his face turned purple, his mouth frothing. His red eyes. Watching the blood poor from his nostrils... It was awesome.
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