<TServ> You open the present...
<TServ> It is a Pichu pokemon
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<TServ> It is Top Gear America
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<TServ> It is cock juggling thunder cunt bag
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<TServ> It is romane lettuce
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<TServ> It is \dev\null's windowslashes
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<TServ> It is a Friend's DVD boxset, OH THE HUMILITY!
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<TServ> It is 100 zimbabwe BUCKS
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<TServ> It is IPCop
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<TServ> It is a Togekiss Pokemon
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<TServ> It is the wicked witch of the west
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<TServ> It is keg of horse jizz
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<TServ> It is gay niggers from outer space
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<TServ> It is another lame item
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<TServ> It is dirty whore pillows
<Purity> open present
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<TServ> It is Cocktail Singapore Sling
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<TServ> It is a Lickilicky Pokemon
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<TServ> It is penis destroyer
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<TServ> It is LappyJar
<Purity> open present
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