Hamlet act 1 as poems

Now this is the story all about how
My dad got murdered and I found out
And I'd like to take a moment
Just sit right there
About how my dad was killed in an orchard just sleeping in a chair

Somewhere in Denmark I was born and raised
Studying in Wittenburg for all of my college days
I am just waiting for the day when  I rule
but my throne was given to my uncle he's such a fool
So there were a couple of guards up to some good
When the ghost appeared before them and stood
They saw the ghost a second time and they got scare
Decided they would tell me since I'm Denmark's heir

My dad  just died and stuff got weird
My uncle married my mom just something more to fear
Ophelia is my maiden lady fair
But her brother and dad said stay away from me beware

Then I chased the ghost out about a mile or two
Saw it was my dad and practically pooed
He said he was posoned right in his ear
I said I would kill my uncle for revenge
Was quite clear

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Two men they found a ghost
While they were guarding their post
They told the story to two more
Their number became four
And they all saw the king they miss most

The youth told their story to Hamlet
They took him to the place the ghost met
He explained how he was killed
It was by the uncle instilled
On the throne of great Denmark I bet

The uncle has married Hamlet's mom
Hamlet didn't think this was the bomb
His mom thought it was best
Now Claudius in on her breast
It's almost like going to prom

Ophelia wanted Hamlet to date
Her family said that it is not great
She promised her dad
Even though it made her sad
That with young Halmet she would not mate

Old Fortinbras by old Hamlet died
Young Fortinbras wanted the land for his side
He caused lots of trouble
For the Hamlet's double
And great Denmark just won't let that slide