10 Steps.

10 steps for ultimate success:

1. Leave internet.
2. Learn to spell.
3. Grow up.
4. Learn that not everyone who disagrees with you hates you.
5. Wait for your balls to drop before returning to internet.
6. Return to internet.
7. Read, re-read, and understand the Trimet is not after you.
8. Make friendly post explaining that you've done all the previous.
9. Wait for responses.
10. If responses are friendly, continue on towards success. If not, repeat steps 1-9.