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- Colorado
- Colorado is a mountainous rectangular area in the American Southwest, home to Columbine, ADX, JonBenet Ramsey, and countless other hilarious happenings. Because Colorado's population has around a 1:5 crazy to normal mentality, the state is much more entertaining and interesting than its rural neighbors. This often reveals its self via several high profile Mass Shootings. Colorado became the first state to legalize weed, back in 2012. This has created a massive tourism industry, contributing to the mass migration of countless Americunts flocking to Colorado. Scientists predict that 420.99% of the state will be a denver suburb by the year 2025.
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- ......... Not even electroshock therapy can make them straight! Here's the latest from them. #LRH:
- [08:32] <+pluto> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7TT0mX_2KeQ LOL
- [08:33] <@stratum> i want a guggenheim money award to browse through the weirdest shit preppers buy and review on amazon and then find and interview those people
- [08:33] <+space> You know, its pretty clear that nobody can tell wether or not these work
- [08:34] <+pluto> If somebody tried to put me on a bus, I'd just shoot them
- [08:34] <+pluto> I'd shoot the bus driver too
- [08:34] <+pluto> He'd have to be a traitor
- [08:34] <+space> Controversial take: If you're scared of radiation, the most rational thing you can do is buy a dosimeter card like that selfish man to assuage your fears.
- [08:35] <+space> Like, this guy at least took steps to be able to go near his mother in law. its also funny that his mother in law is technically kinda radioactive
- [08:35] <+pluto> There's no reason most people SHOULDN'T have a dosimeter or Geiger counter
- [08:36] <+space> i have a very dub friend who is afraid of like, 5g and feels "uncomfortable" thinking about radio waves passing through her
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- Leptura quadrifasciata, the longhorn beetle, is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It is found throughout the northern and central Palaearctic region. The species is distributed in northern and central regions of Europe and Asia. It is particularly common in Scandinavia, Finland and Great Britain, and typically seen during the summer months. The larvae make meandering galleries in various trees, including oak, beech, birch, willow, alder, elder and spruce – typically in dead and decaying wood, with a preference for damp areas. Adult beetles are 11 to 20 millimetres (0.43 to 0.79 in) long, black with four more or less continuous transverse yellow bands. In extreme cases the elytra may be almost entirely black. The life cycle of the species lasts two or three years. This L. quadrifasciata female was photographed on wild carrot flowers near Keila, Estonia.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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