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- // this bot should be unbustable as is 1:100000000000000000000 that it will bust;
- var firstbal = $('#pct_balance').val();
- var origin = ((firstbal/1440).toFixed(8));
- var baset = origin;
- var target = 3.5;
- var lumpsten = (origin*10);
- var lumpsevens = (origin*6.9);
- var yout = ((Math.floor(firstbal/lumpsten))*lumpsten);
- var tubit = ((Math.floor(firstbal/lumpsten))*lumpsten);
- var silentbob = firstbal;
- var stoned = ((Math.floor(firstbal/lumpsten))*lumpsten);
- var zizzle = 0;
- var uder = 2.9;
- var triant = 0;
- var baboon = 0;
- var ziggie = firstbal;
- var boggg = 1;
- var people = 1;
- var hights = 6.9;
- var bam = 0;
- var stuffit = 0;
- var woof = 0;
- var bart = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[5].innerText;
- var lisa = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[5].innerText;
- var because = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[7].innerText;
- function get(){
- console.clear();
- var silentbob = $('#pct_balance').val();
- var good = ((silentbob-firstbal).toFixed(8));
- console.log("profit");
- console.log(good);
- if (silentbob>(yout+(baset*hights))){
- baset = Number((baset*2).toFixed(8));
- uder = 2.9;
- hights = 3.9;
- woof = woof+1;
- yout = parseFloat(silentbob);
- }
- if ((silentbob<(yout-(baset*uder)))&&(woof<=3)){
- baset = Number((baset*2).toFixed(8));
- uder = 0.9;
- hights = 3.9;
- people = 0;
- woof = woof+1;
- yout = parseFloat(silentbob);
- }
- if ((silentbob<(yout-(baset*uder)))&&(woof>3)){
- baset = Number((baset*2).toFixed(8));
- uder = 3.9;
- hights = 3.9;
- people = 0;
- woof = woof+1;
- yout = parseFloat(silentbob);
- }
- if ((silentbob>=(stoned+(lumpsten*people)))&&(silentbob<(((Math.floor(silentbob/lumpsten))*lumpsten)+lumpsevens))){
- baset = origin;
- uder = 2.9;
- hights = 3.9;
- people = 1;
- woof = 0;
- yout = parseFloat((Math.floor(silentbob/lumpsten))*lumpsten);
- stoned = parseFloat((Math.floor(silentbob/lumpsten))*lumpsten);
- }
- if (silentbob>=target){
- console.log("winner winner chicken dinner");
- return;
- }
- var slut = Number((ziggie*1).toFixed(8));
- var mightybe = Number((parseFloat(silentbob))*1).toFixed(8);;
- var coolbet = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[5].innerText;
- var mike = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[11].innerText;
- lisa = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[5].innerText;
- because = document.getElementById('me').firstChild.lastChild.firstChild.children[7].innerText;
- if ((because<49.5000)&&(boggg<=0)){
- ziggie = ziggie+baset;
- boggg = 1;
- }
- if ((because>=49.5000)&&(boggg<=0)){
- ziggie = ziggie+baset;
- boggg = 1;
- }
- if ((mike>zizzle)&&(triant>=1)&&(lisa>bart)){
- console.log("last bet to be hacked with");
- console.log(coolbet);
- console.log("stop hacking me cunt nugget!!");
- return;
- }
- if ((slut>mightybe)&&(boggg>=1)&&(triant>=1)){
- console.log("last bet to be hacked with");
- console.log(coolbet);
- console.log("stop hacking me cunt nugget!!");
- return;
- }
- if ((slut<mightybe)&&(boggg>=1)&&(triant>=1)){
- console.log("last bet to be hacked with");
- console.log(coolbet);
- console.log("stop hacking me cunt nugget!!");
- return;
- }
- if ((mike<zizzle)&&(triant>=1)&&(lisa>bart)){
- console.log("last bet to be hacked with");
- console.log(coolbet);
- console.log("stop hacking me cunt nugget!!");
- return;
- }
- if ((mike==zizzle)&&(triant>=1)&&(lisa>bart)&&(baboon>=1)){
- bart = parseFloat(lisa);
- baboon = 0;
- }
- if ((lisa==bart)&&(baboon<=0)){
- zizzle = ((baset*1).toFixed(8));
- triant = triant+1;
- boggg = 0;
- bam = 1;
- $('#pct_chance').val(49.5);
- $('#pct_bet').val(zizzle);
- $('#a_lo').click();
- baboon = 1;
- }
- setTimeout(() => get(), 1);
- }
- get();
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