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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just waking up naked in the parking lot of Burger King... Anyway, here's the news.
- Post-Indictment Poll: More Voters in Both Primary, General Election Say They’re Likelier to Vote for Trump
- Former President Donald Trump (Left) and Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg (Alex Brandon, Seth Wenig/AP Photo)
- New post-indictment polling data from former President Donald Trump’s campaign shows that more voters in both the primary and the general election say they are now going to vote for Trump because of it.
- Judge Blocks TN Law Aimed at Protecting Kids from Seeing Drag Shows
- Judge Blocks TN Law Aimed at Protecting Kids from Seeing Drag Shows
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- Poll: Trump Surges to 26-Point Lead over Ron DeSantis after Indict
- Poll: Trump Surges to 26-Point Lead over Ron DeSantis after Indict
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- Anatomy of a Biden Family Business Deal
- Anatomy of a Biden Family Business Deal
- 3,576
- Ex-Attorney General Bill Barr: Trump Indictment Is 'an Abomination'
- Ex-Attorney General Bill Barr: Trump Indictment Is 'an Abomination'
- 3,097
- Trans Person Brandishes Rifle in Clip Weeks Before Covenant Attack
- Trans Person Brandishes Rifle in Clip Weeks Before Covenant Attack
- 268
- Biden Commemorates Trans Day of Visibility: 'Made in the Image of God'
- Biden Commemorates Trans Day of Visibility: 'Made in the Image of God'
- 6,779
- Miller on Trump Indictment: He's in 'Great Spirits'
- Miller on Trump Indictment: He's in 'Great Spirits'
- 6,764
- NPR: Trans Community Fears 'Further Escalation of Hate' Post-Nashville
- NPR: Trans Community Fears 'Further Escalation of Hate' Post-Nashville
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- Post-Indictment Poll: More Voters More Likely to Vote for Trump Now
- Post-Indictment Poll: More Voters More Likely to Vote for Trump Now
- Evolved Monkey Douses His Mudshark Cheerleader Girlfriend with Gasoline, Then Sets Her on Fire.
- Well, she was a coalburner.
- Niggard Charged in Killing of Rickards High Student on His 18th Birthday.
- Silverback Charged in Killing of Scrap Metal Employee.
- Negress Who Stole $1Mil in Credit Card Theft Released on Bail.
- Sand Nigger Bachelorette Contestant Arrested After Uploading Child Porn to Google Drive.
- 2 Groids and a Groidess Steal Car and Multiple Weapons.
- ............ Weather.
- There is a marginal risk of severe weather today.
- Today
- 86°
- /67°
- Cloudy
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- S 16 mph
- Sun 02 | Day
- 86°
- 15%
- S 16 mph
- Cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 86F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 73%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:18 am
- Sunset
- 7:49 pm
- Sun 02 | Night
- 67°
- 12%
- S 14 mph
- Partly cloudy skies early will give way to cloudy skies late. Low 67F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 84%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 4:50 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 5:39 am
- Mon 03
- 90°
- /69°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 12%
- S 15 mph
- Tue 04
- 87°
- /62°
- Cloudy
- 7%
- S 19 mph
- Wed 05
- 76°
- /53°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- N 17 mph
- Thu 06
- 63°
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- Rain
- 84%
- NE 15 mph
- Fri 07
- 62°
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- Thunderstorms
- 82%
- NNE 14 mph
- Sat 08
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- NE 10 mph
- Mon 10
- 78°
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- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 55%
- NNE 11 mph
- Tue 11
- 78°
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- Sunny
- 21%
- NNE 10 mph
- Wed 12
- 80°
- /56°
- Sunny
- 5%
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- Thu 13
- 83°
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- Mostly Sunny
- 13%
- SSE 12 mph
- Fri 14
- 84°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
- Sat 15
- 85°
- /65°
- AM Showers
- 33%
- SSE 12 mph
- Sun 16
- 83°
- /66°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 41%
- SSE 12 mph
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- Rick and Morty
- Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's barely disguised ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from "Back to the Future", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.
- The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.
- As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.
- The show stars a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
- There's currently 5 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.
- (( IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! ))
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- The palm cockatoo (Probosciger aterrimus) is a large black species of cockatoo in the parrot family (Cacatuidae) native to New Guinea, the Aru Islands, and Cape York Peninsula in Queensland. It has a very large black beak and prominent red cheek patches. This individual was photographed near Lockhart River in Queensland.
- Photograph credit: JJ Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go put some plastic toys in the dryer because I like the sound klkjdsalksajflkdsjfkgldslkdlksajdflk Aaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah I'm gonna cum.
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