tuxLove.sh

#!/bin/bash
#no need to make it executable, just run:
#bash ./tuxLove.sh
#dang we need some code everyone has gcc right?
touch sysbanner.c
echo "#include <stdio.h>
           #include <string.h> " > sysbanner.c

echo "char *glyphs[] ={
 \"         ###  ### ###  # #   ##### ###   #  ##     ###  \",
 \"         ###  ### ###  # #  #  #  ## #  #  #  #    ###   \",
 \"         ###   #   # ########  #   ### #    ##      #   \",
 \"          #            # #   #####    #    ###     #    \",
 \"                     #######   #  #  # ####   # #       \",
 \"         ###           # #  #  #  # #  # ##    #        \",
 \"         ###           # #   ##### #   ### #### #       \",

 \"   ##    ##                                            #\",
 \"  #        #   #   #    #                             # \",
 \" #          #   # #     #                            #  \",
 \" #          # ### ### #####   ###   #####           #   \",
 \" #          #   # #     #     ###           ###    #    \",
 \"  #        #   #   #    #      #            ###   #     \",
 \"   ##    ##                   #             ###  #      \",

 \"  ###     #    #####  ##### #      ####### ##### #######\",
 \" #   #   ##   #     ##     ##    # #      #     ##    # \",
 \"# #   # # #         #      ##    # #      #          #  \",
 \"#  #  #   #    #####  ##### ####### ##### ######    #   \",
 \"#   # #   #   #            #     #       ##     #  #    \",
 \" #   #    #   #      #     #     # #     ##     #  #    \",
 \"  ###   ##### ####### #####      #  #####  #####   #    \",

 \" #####  #####    #     ###      #           #     ##### \",
 \"#     ##     #  # #    ###     #             #   #     #\",
 \"#     ##     #   #            #     #####     #        #\",
 \" #####  ######         ###   #                 #     ## \",
 \"#     #      #   #     ###    #     #####     #     #   \",
 \"#     ##     #  # #     #      #             #          \",
 \" #####  #####    #     #        #           #       #   \",

 \" #####    #   ######  ##### ###### ############## ##### \",
 \"#     #  # #  #     ##     ##     ##      #      #     #\",
 \"# ### # #   # #     ##      #     ##      #      #      \",
 \"# # # ##     ####### #      #     ######  #####  #  ####\",
 \"# #### ########     ##      #     ##      #      #     #\",
 \"#     ##     ##     ##     ##     ##      #      #     #\",
 \" ##### #     #######  ##### ###### ########       ##### \",

 \"#     #  ###        ##    # #      #     ##     ########\",
 \"#     #   #         ##   #  #      ##   ####    ##     #\",
 \"#     #   #         ##  #   #      # # # ## #   ##     #\",
 \"#######   #         ####    #      #  #  ##  #  ##     #\",
 \"#     #   #   #     ##  #   #      #     ##   # ##     #\",
 \"#     #   #   #     ##   #  #      #     ##    ###     #\",
 \"#     #  ###   ##### #    # ########     ##     ########\",

 \"######  ##### ######  ##### ########     ##     ##     #\",
 \"#     ##     ##     ##     #   #   #     ##     ##  #  #\",
 \"#     ##     ##     ##         #   #     ##     ##  #  #\",
 \"###### #     #######  #####    #   #     ##     ##  #  #\",
 \"#      #   # ##   #        #   #   #     # #   # #  #  #\",
 \"#      #    # #    # #     #   #   #     #  # #  #  #  #\",
 \"#       #### ##     # #####    #    #####    #    ## ## \",

 \"#     ##     ######## ##### #       #####    #          \",
 \" #   #  #   #      #  #      #          #   # #         \",
 \"  # #    # #      #   #       #         #  #   #        \",
 \"   #      #      #    #        #        #               \",
 \"  # #     #     #     #         #       #               \",
 \" #   #    #    #      #          #      #               \",
 \"#     #   #   ####### #####       # #####        #######\",

  \"  ###                                                   \",
  \"  ###     ##   #####   ####  #####  ###### ######  #### \",
  \"   #     #  #  #    # #    # #    # #      #      #    #\",
  \"    #   #    # #####  #      #    # #####  #####  #     \",
  \"        ###### #    # #      #    # #      #      #  ###\",
  \"        #    # #    # #    # #    # #      #      #    #\",
  \"        #    # #####   ####  #####  ###### #       #### \",

  \"                                                        \",
  \" #    #    #        # #    # #      #    # #    #  #### \",
  \" #    #    #        # #   #  #      ##  ## ##   # #    #\",
  \" ######    #        # ####   #      # ## # # #  # #    #\",
  \" #    #    #        # #  #   #      #    # #  # # #    #\",
  \" #    #    #   #    # #   #  #      #    # #   ## #    #\",
  \" #    #    #    ####  #    # ###### #    # #    #  #### \",

  \"                                                        \",
  \" #####   ####  #####   ####   ##### #    # #    # #    #\",
  \" #    # #    # #    # #         #   #    # #    # #    #\",
  \" #    # #    # #    #  ####     #   #    # #    # #    #\",
  \" #####  #  # # #####       #    #   #    # #    # # ## #\",
  \" #      #   #  #   #  #    #    #   #    #  #  #  ##  ##\",
  \" #       ### # #    #  ####     #    ####    ##   #    #\",

  \"                       ###     #     ###   ##    # # # #\",
  \" #    #  #   # ###### #        #        # #  #  # # # # \",
  \"  #  #    # #      #  #        #        #     ## # # # #\",
  \"   ##      #      #  ##                 ##        # # # \",
  \"   ##      #     #    #        #        #        # # # #\",
  \"  #  #     #    #     #        #        #         # # # \",
  \" #    #    #   ######  ###     #     ###         # # # #\"};


int main(int argc, char **argv){
  int a, b, c, len, ind;
  char line[80];

  for (argv++; --argc; argv++) {
    len = strlen(*argv);
    if (len > 10)
      len = 10;
    for (a = 0; a < 7; a++) {
      for (b = 0; b < len; b++) {
    if ((ind = (*argv)[b] - ' ') < 0)
      ind = 0;
    for (c = 0; c < 7; c++) {
      line[b * 8 + c] = glyphs[(ind / 8 * 7) + a][(ind % 8 * 7) + c];
    }
    line[b * 8 + 7] = ' ';
      }
      for (b = len * 8 - 1; b >= 0; b--) {
    if (line[b] != ' ')
      break;
    line[b] = '\0';
      }
      puts(line);
    }
    puts(\"\");
  }
  return 0;
}">> sysbanner.c
gcc -g -Wall sysbanner.c

./a.out $USER LOVES LINUX
#clean up files
echo "we built some code for this, if you want to delete it press y [ENTER]
otherwise press n [ENTER]"
rm -i sysbanner.c a.out