asshat service

local players=game:GetService'Players'
asshat={}
--GetHumanoidFromAsshat
--GetPlayerFromAsshat
--GetBottomCharacter

--[[

    if the player isn't sitting then they own all the connect parts
--]]
function asshat.create()
    local hat=Instance.new'Hat'
    hat.Name='Asshat'
    hat.AttachmentPos=Vector3.new(0, 0.4, 0)
    local seat=Instance.new'Seat'
    seat.Parent=hat
    seat.Name='Handle'
    seat.Size=Vector3.new(2, 1, 1)
    seat.Transparency=1
    local bf=Instance.new('BodyForce', seat)
    bf.force=Vector3.new(0, seat:GetMass()*200, 0)
    return hat
end

function asshat.register(player, _)
player = type(player)=='number' and _ or player
    player.CharacterAdded:connect(function(char)
        repeat wait() until char.Parent==workspace
        wait(1)
        local hat=asshat.create()

        hat.Parent=char
        print(hat)
        hat.Handle:SetNetworkOwner(player)
        local humanoid=char:WaitForChild'Humanoid'
        humanoid.Changed:connect(function(prop)
            if prop=='Sit' and humanoid.Sit==false then
                for _, part in pairs(char:WaitForChild'Torso':GetConnectedParts(true)) do
                    print(part:GetFullName(), player)
                    part:SetNetworkOwner(player)
                end
            end
        end)
        local seat=hat.Handle
        seat.Changed:connect(function(prop)
            if prop=='Occupant' then
                if seat.Occupant then
                    for _, part in pairs(char:WaitForChild'Torso':GetConnectedParts(true)) do
                        print(part:GetFullName(),char.Torso:GetNetworkOwner())
                        part:SetNetworkOwner(char.Torso:GetNetworkOwner())
                    end
                end
            end
        end)
    end)
end

table.foreachi(players:GetPlayers(), asshat.register)
players.PlayerAdded:connect(asshat.register)