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- Barr News Freakout: Nance Sez Trump After Obama, Biden, Clinton, Brennan
- ‘Ultimate Distraction to Steal an Election’
- (INSETS: Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John Brennan) IMAGE DISTRIBUTED FOR THE TELEVISION ACADEMY - Malcolm Nance moderates Veterans Day: Television and the Military Experience, a special Television Academy member event, on Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2018 at the Saban Media Center in North Hollywood, Calif. (Photo by Phil …
- MSNBC’s Malcolm Nance floated the possibility, without evidence, that the DOJ’s newly-launched criminal investigation into the origins of the agency’s Trump-Russia probe could be “the ultimate distraction to help steal an election.”
- Adam Schiff Witness Cancels Speaking Gig to Burisma-Funded Think Tank
- Schiff Witness Cancels Speaking Gig to Burisma-Funded Think Tank…
- …Scrubbed from Website
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- Biden: My Kids Won’t Have White House Offices or Sit in on Cabinet Meetings
- Biden: My Kids Won’t Have WH Offices, Sit in on Cabinet Meetings
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- Bernie Sanders: ‘I’d Like More Justices Like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor’
- Bernie: ‘I’d Like More Justices Like Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sonia Sotomayor’
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- Warren: ‘Take Weapons of War Off Our Street’
- AWR HAWKINS
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- Bill Weld: ‘Hell Yes’ I Could Vote for a Democrat, Would Rather Warren Than Trump
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Amy Klobuchar Qualifies for Fifth Democrat Presidential Primary Debate
- Klobuchar Qualifies for 5th Dem Debate
- KYLE MORRIS
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- Marianne Williamson: We Need ‘World War II Level Mass Mobilization’ to Fight Climate Change
- Marianne Williamson: Need WWII Level Mobilization to Fight Climate Change
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- Nolte: Andrew Napolitano’s Defense of Adam Schiff’s Star Chamber Is Fake News on Steroids
- Nolte: Napolitano’s Defense of Schiff’s Star Chamber Is Fake News on Steroids
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- …Backtracks After Calling Storming of Schiff’s Dungeon ‘Nuts’…
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- Donald Trump Plans to Attend World Series Game in Washington, DC
- Donald Trump Plans to Attend World Series Game in Washington, D.C.
- CHARLIE SPIERING
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- Ohio High School Runner Disqualified for Wearing Hijab Without Waiver
- Ohio High School Runner Disqualified for Wearing Hijab Without Waiver
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- Man Accused of ‘Having Sex’ with Olaf Toy in Florida Target
- Man Accused of ‘Having Sex’ with Olaf Toy in Florida Target
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- Pro-Life Group Condemns ‘Black Genocide’ by Abortion
- Pro-Life Group Condemns ‘Black Genocide’ by Abortion
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
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- China: Christians Fear Communists Will Use ‘Social Credit System’ Against Them
- China: Christians Fear Communists Will Use ‘Social Credit System’ Against Them
- Poll: Kamala Floundering in Home State CA
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- Iowa Poll: Joe Biden Flops to Fourth Place
- Iowa Poll: Joe Biden Flops to Fourth Place…
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- Republican Senators Rip Mitt Romney for Trashing Trump
- GOP SENATORS RIP PRESIDENT DEL’ECTO FOR TRASHING TRUMP
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Rep. Elijah Cummings Is First Black Lawmaker to Lie in State at U.S. Capitol
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- The Nuclear Option: Trump World Series First Pitch?
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- Jet-Powered Hypocrisy: Globalist Elites, Celebrities Leave Massive Carbon Footprints
- ✈️️Study: Jet-Setting Globalists Leave Massive Carbon Footprints✈️
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- Democrat Katie Hill Admits Affair with Campaign Staffer, Apologizes
- #Methree: ‘Throuple’ Congresswoman Under Investigation
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- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Heads to The Hill Carrying Louboutin Briefcase
- Fashion Notes: 👠Melania Trump Heads to The Hill Carrying Louboutin Briefcase
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- Elizabeth Warren: 'Take Weapons of War Off Our Street'
- Elizabeth Warren: 'Take Weapons of War Off Our Street'
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- Hunched, Swollen and with Bulging Varicose Veins: Scientists Present the Office Workers of the Future
- Watch: Black Male Shoves White Woman Head-First Into Side of Train in Brooklyn Subway
- Ohio: White Teacher Tries to Break Up Fight in Black-Majority School, Gets Set Upon by Nogs
- Charles Martel
- Don't risk your life over a bunch of Africans acting like Africans.
- Johannesburg: Blacks Brutally Bludgeon Elderly White Couple to Death During Home Robbery
- Charles Martel
- Colorado: Negro Fatally Shoots White Woman in Lakewood Motel
- Charles Martel
- UK: Gorilla Given Life Sentence for Hacking White Man to Death with Machete
- Charles Martel
- UK: Gang of 12 “Thugs” Armed with Machetes, Bats and an Axe Brutally Attack Newlywed White Couple
- Charles Martel
- Wetback Captured in Mexico for Deadly Shooting of White Arizona Man – Two Others Wanted
- Charles Martel
- ...... Too bad Joe Biden keeps having gay affairs. Oh, I mean-- Yar! Shiver me niggers!
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- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
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- God dammit. I don't want to stick my dick in front of my heater again just so it doesn't turn into a popsicle.
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- Current threat: The pumpkin headed man. 🎃
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- Time for some somewhat funny quotes.
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- <`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
- <`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
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- Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
- only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
- -- Wernher von Braun
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- (e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????
- (Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip
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- Well, now I just realized I am an alcoholic.
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- SpringBelleBunny
- Imagine staying in the horrible trash-le-toxic fandom that everyone wants to stay away due to fandomphobia, draws "aesthetic" fanart and receive over 4,000 watchers CUZ YA KNOW what everyone loves in DeviantTARDs. Deviantart-favicon.png SpringBelleBunny (Past aliases including SpringBelleLover, aKa Cibele or Mama belle) is a 16 years old brazillian-ery whore who loves to gain the unholy eternity of attention by causing shitstorm of countless drama, attacks random TARTlets by sending her ass-kissing fanbrats to go against them. Did we mention that she loves to vent like "I WANT TO DIE!!!11"? Poor lil-bitchie :(:(:(. However, she thinks she's better than anyone else and if you tell her that she ain't better, she will grossly and heavily deny it.
- (( AUTHORITARIAN TWEEN ))
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- Beavis and Butt-head
- Beavis and Butt-head is a poorly-drawn cartoon that was on MTV back when it actually played a mix of decent and shitty music instead of featuring 16-year-old cumdumpsters having babies with rapists.
- The show was created by some douchebag redneck named Mike Judge, the creator of beloved classics like The Propane and Propane Accessories Show and... that's pretty much it. The program is mainly designed for the RADICAL SK8R DUDEZ BRAH and teenagers who think masturbation is considered an actual hobby for their resume at McDonalds. MTV ran this classic 90's memento longer than it played actual music videos.
- Beavis and Butt-head spawned it's own movie which was outgrossed by a sinking ship with an Oscar snub and later forgotten in the box of old Richard Simmons VHS tapes. The animation was shitty at the time it was shown, but teenagers thought it was creative for a retarded Texan to draw people in the style of an autistic kindergartner. The show is notable for horrible music video reviews that would interrupt the intense and suspenseful stories that Beavis and Butt-head were developing throughout each episode, plot lines like "what would Butt-head do with Beavis' ass stuck in a photocopier," or "will piloting an Army drone be the same experience as driving one in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas?"
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- Ariadne auf Naxos ('Ariadne on Naxos'), Op. 60, is an opera by Richard Strauss with a German libretto by Hugo von Hofmannsthal. Combining slapstick comedy and consummately beautiful music, the opera's theme is the competition between high and low art for the public's attention. The opera was originally conceived as a 30-minute divertissement to be performed at the end of Hofmannsthal's adaptation of Molière's play Le Bourgeois gentilhomme. Besides the opera, Strauss provided incidental music to be performed during the play. In the end, the opera occupied ninety minutes, and the performance of play plus opera occupied over six hours. It was first performed at the Staatsoper Stuttgart on 25 October 1912, directed by Max Reinhardt. The combination of the play and opera proved to be unsatisfactory to the audience: those who had come to hear the opera resented having to wait until the play finished. The work was revised in 1916, with the play being replaced by a prologue, and first performed at the Vienna State Opera on 4 October of that year.
- This picture is the cover of a vocal score of the revised edition of Ariadne auf Naxos, published in 1916.
- Illustration credit: unknown
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- Well, guys. I'm out. I'm gonna go fuck some babies in the mouth... What? The age of consent is 1 in Venezuela.
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