One of many, many 5-star reviews of an amogus ripoff called Murder Around Us

Before I found this game I had a large tumor in my frontal lobe. But then I found this game. To me this is more than just a game, it’s a lifestyle. I played this game one time and the doctors were astounded. My tumor had completely disappeared and I was cured. And this game gave me motivation to live and start getting in better physical shape. I am now a weightlifting champion for the Olympics and I’ve won over 7 gold medals.

I also have a supermodel wife who plays murder around us with me every day and night. She lives to play murder around us. This game has been a bless in my life as well as my wife’s.