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- Time for the weaatherrrr and the news, bitch.
- Day 2: Ketanji Brown Jackson Confirmation Hearings
- Durbin Jumps Straight into Child Porn Damage Control
- At 9 a.m. Eastern, Jackson will again appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Members are expected to question Jackson, a judge and attorney, about her views and record, following Monday’s opening remarks.
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- …Dr. Jill Questioned Picking Harris as Joe’s Running Mate
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- Wut: Veep Repeatedly Affirms ‘Significance of the Passage of Time’
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- Ukraine Claims to Have Retaken Key Kyiv Suburb, Battle for Mariupol Continues
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- Report: 14,000 Russians Have Fled to Turkey over Ukraine War
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- Ohio: Senate Candidates Gibbons, Mandel Support Ukraine No-Fly Zone
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- Joe Meets with Top CEOs
- Wut? Says Global Catastrophes Present ‘Opportunities’ to Lead ‘New World Order’
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- Deep State Gatekeeping: Newsguard Advisor Michael Hayden Yet to Retract Biden Laptop ‘Russian Disinfo’ Claim
- ALLUM BOKHARI
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- NBC Op-Ed Compares Trans Swimmer Lia Thomas to Jackie Robinson
- NBC Op-Ed Compares Trans Swimmer Lia Thomas to Jackie Robinson
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- Watch: Confirmation Hearing for SCOTUS Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson
- Watch: Confirmation Hearing for SCOTUS Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson
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- Biden: Catastrophes Present 'Opportunities' to Lead 'New World Order'
- Biden: Catastrophes Present 'Opportunities' to Lead 'New World Order'
- 6,318
- Disney Employees Protest to Force Company to Oppose Anti-Grooming Laws
- Disney Employees Protest to Force Company to Oppose Anti-Grooming Laws
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- Putin’s ‘Brain’ Alexander Dugin: World Will End if Russia Defeated
- Putin’s ‘Brain’ Alexander Dugin: World Will End if Russia Defeated
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- Recession Is 'Unavoidable' Without Russian Oil, Dallas Fed Study Says
- Recession Is 'Unavoidable' Without Russian Oil, Dallas Fed Study Says
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- Illegal Alien Charged with Slashing Bike-Riding Couple to Death
- Illegal Alien Charged with Slashing Bike-Riding Couple to Death
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- White House Warns of Global Food Shortages After Ukraine Invasion
- White House Warns of Global Food Shortages After Ukraine Invasion
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- Survey: Plurality Blame Joe Biden for High Gas Prices
- Survey: Plurality Blame Joe Biden for High Gas Prices
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- Ketanji Brown Jackson 'Did Not Know' Biden Filibustered Black Nominee
- Ketanji Brown Jackson 'Did Not Know' Biden Filibustered Black Nominee
- Negro Serial Killer Robert Hayes Finally Locked Up.
- All these blacks look the same after awhile.
- Teenaper Turns Himself in After Killing White Baltimore Deliveryman (Woman).
- Fat Bodega Bongo Beater Fires at White Man and His Dog.
- Banana Thrower Caught in Harlem After Robbing Store and Driving off With 11-Year-Old Girl.
- Philly: NIGerian Charged in Multiple Carjackings.
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- Current threat: Shenzhen Chinks. ☣️️
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- ED Recruitment Drive 2015
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- Rye (Secale cereale) is a grass grown extensively as a grain, a cover crop and a forage crop. It is belongs to the Triticeae tribe and is closely related to both wheat and barley. This picture is an 1878 oil-on-canvas painting by Ivan Shishkin, depicting boundless rye fields in the Central Black Earth Region of western Russia. The canvas hangs in the Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow.
- Painting credit: Ivan Shishkin
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go play Slave Tetris while taking a shit.
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