DiscoDude: ---BEGIN SESSION---
DiscoDude: Session logging commenced
GM: The Radon Chef looks around.
"Um~ Hm... Fairy pudding always tastes so yummy, even on its own! Still, the judges might get mad if I don't add anything. 'Plating'... 'Plating'... Ooh!" She grabs a handful of jars and cloves and makes an attempt at garnish plating by having the pudding tureen Topped With a Spice Bouquet - Spicy.
GM: !f 3 (Spicy)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 3 [4dF = [ ][ ][-][+]]
Reality Glitch: Rachelle, realizing she's now on the clock, picks up the pace and decides to balance the greasy entre with a nice Tossed Salad Bedding -- Cool: 2
Reality Glitch: !f 0
DiscoDude: <@Reality Glitch> rolled 4dF+0 for 1 [4dF = [ ][+][+][-]]
Reality Glitch: "Your highness;" Rachelle says with an un intended slight snark, "We're going to need to collaborate on this final dish, how does candied bacon sound?"
GM: "Candied bacon for what?" She raises an eyebrow. "I hope you don't intend such a thing to be the main course of the dish?"
Reality Glitch: "It doesn't have to be, but it would best combine our talents."
GM: "Very well," you can almost see her eyes rolling through the back of her head as she turns away to start on it.
Reality Glitch: Fairy Caramel Glaze - Sweet:3
Reality Glitch: !f 3
DiscoDude: <@Reality Glitch> rolled 4dF+3 for 3 [4dF = [+][-][+][-]]
GM: Greto hums over the spiced up katana-tooth. "Right then. This was always made to be a salad... so! Bedded on Julienned Bok-Koi - Sour sounds about right." He takes out a knife and gets to work on the plant-fish hybrids.
GM: !f 3 (Sour)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 6 [4dF = [ ][+][+][+]]
GM: "And how is that shaved ice coming along, Blobbert?"
"I uh... It's happening, I guess!"
"I... sigh Would you kindly stop guessing then?"
"Right right! blubber One [Shaved Glacier - Cool] (Value:3), coming right up!"
GM: !f 1 (Cool)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+1 for 3 [4dF = [-][+][+][+]]
GM: "Heehee, alright viewers," says Cocoa. "I just tasted this fairy cake, and it's super yummy! But... right now it's just a tasty sponge; so boring! So!" She pulls out a stormcloud eel. "Let's add a little #sophistication to this!" She takes out a scaling knife and a blowtorch and gets ready to create a "side" aspect: [Decorated with Stormcloud Scales - Sour] (Value:3).
GM: !f 2 (Sour)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+2 for 4 [4dF = [+][+][+][-]]
GM: And it comes out beautifully; after the skin is sheeted onto the fairy cake bricks and blowtorched until the fat rendered out, the finished product resembles a black lacquer box!
"How's it going on your end, bestie?"
"I do not care for zat title, mouse. Let me work." Carmine glances at the camera and huffs. "Very well; I am making ze [Sodium Port Reduction - Savory] (Value:4) as a side for ze Gusto Raub. Anyzuone wit' even a basique understanding of ze word 'reduction' needs no furzer explanation."
GM: !f 1 (Savory)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+1 for 2 [4dF = [+][ ][ ][ ]]
Ratatoskr: Ratatoskr readies up the cheese grater, and a block of this cheese to dress the salad in [X-tra Orbital Cheese! - Savory][Value: 2], taking extra precautions with the tool, for some unknown reason.
Ratatoskr: !f 1
DiscoDude: <@Ratatoskr> rolled 4dF+1 for 1 [4dF = [+][+][-][-]]
Ratatoskr: Sadly, Ratatoskr is a bit too cautious, and the operation takes both too much time and a cheese dressing that might as well be stardust, ouch!
Ratatoskr: Zicks promptly snatches the grater from the big squirrel, muttering something as he shows them all how a proper [X-tra Orbital Cheese Grating - Savory][Value: 2] is done!
Ratatoskr: !f 3
DiscoDude: <@Ratatoskr> rolled 4dF+3 for 3 [4dF = [-][ ][+][ ]]
Dovelia: takes a deep breath, rubs her temples. There's no chance of her winning at this point, or even completing her dishes, but at least she can give this competition the finger in a big way. She smiles, brightens up, and channels all her maternal instincts: "Oh, yoo-hoo, Ms. Chef! Would you like to play a game!" She waves brightly at the Radon Chef. If she truly is as childlike as she suspects, she might be able to distract the Radon Chef long enough to get her to miss her chance to complete her course. To the side she hisses: "Finish what you can! We need to get as many dishes done as possible!"
Dovelia: !f 2 (Create Advantage, Sneaky)
DiscoDude: <@Dovelia> rolled 4dF+2 for -2 [4dF = [-][-][-][-]]
GM: !f 2 (Clever)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+2 for -1 [4dF = [-][-][ ][-]]
GM: "Ooh! Hide and seek! [Hide and Seek!][!]" And she's off to hide!
Dovelia: Dovelia's partner (whose name I cannot spell and don't feel like bothering to learn how to spell) attempts again to make [with a side of Cool Cosmocorn Chips: 2] for the Stormcloud Ceviche Mesh.
Dovelia: !f 1
DiscoDude: <@Dovelia> rolled 4dF+1 for 2 [4dF = [+][ ][+][-]]
Dovelia: He fails, once again, at making the side, but Dovelia isn't paying attention: she's still playing mommy as best she can without actually leaving the kitchen area. "Come out, come out, wherever you are... <3"
GM: The good Professor cackles as she levels a monster of a machine at the salt snake skewers. "Taste the fruit of my SCIENCE! Let your own taste become enhancified! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" And she lets it rip! (Attempting a side of [Frozen and Bedded in Glacier - Cool] (Value:8) on the salt snake skewers.)
GM: !f 5 (Cool + {Ceviche Savvy})
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+5 for 5 [4dF = [-][-][+][+]]
GM: Frozen treats done, the Professor turns to Mz. Cozo. "How's the chili doing?"
"GUMBO, my fair nutty professor! Let us begin anew!"
(Making [Gonzo Gourd Gumbo - Spicy] (Value:6) this time.)
GM: !f 3 (Spicy)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 0 [4dF = [-][-][ ][-]]
GM: !f 3 (Spicy)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 5 [4dF = [ ][ ][+][+]]
GM: "Use this! It's still good!" Norstar slams the snow machine down on the table and starts feeding the gourds into it. Halfway through, the snow machine catches fire, but enough shredded gourd gets in that Mz. Cozo can focus on finishing it despite mental interference from a certain owl.
GM: Before the Radon Chef disappears in a puff of... pixels? She calls out; "Northside greens, yeah?" The sous-bot gets to work on a side [Northside Side Salad - Bitter] (Value:4) for the Ultrawhite Filet.
GM: !f 2 (Prepping Dishes)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+2 for 4 [4dF = [+][ ][ ][+]]
GM: Radon Chef poofs to under the judges table. "Heehee!" (She's going to inadvertently roll to sneakily hear a flavor preference vs. Arada Mangosteen. +2 circumstance bonus due to [Are You Afraid of the Dark?]. -2 circumstance penalty due to not doing this intentionally.)
GM: !f 3 (Sneaky)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 4 [4dF = [+][-][+][ ]]
GM: !f 3 (Clever)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 3 [4dF = [ ][+][ ][-]]
GM: "So then- Hm?" The humanoid actress glances down. "Is someone there?"
"Heehee!"
Glancing to her fellow chefs, she pulls up the tablecloth. "And who do we have here?"
"Ah! You found me, you found me!" She winks out of existence again and appears in front of the judges table. "Miss Mangoosteeeeeen wins!"
"Oh, that was a fun game, Radon!" Arada looks to the others. Besides Makavi-Ikki, the others don't seem to be as amused.
"Radon, please tell me you intend to complete your dishes," stated the Chairwoman.
"Aw!"
"Now."
GM: She seems rather [Downtrodden]{!} by this.
Reality Glitch: With the Glaze prepared, Rachelle starts on the Backyard Bacon - Savory:3.
Reality Glitch: !f 3
DiscoDude: <@Reality Glitch> rolled 4dF+3 for 1 [4dF = [-][ ][ ][-]]
Reality Glitch: !f 3
DiscoDude: <@Reality Glitch> rolled 4dF+3 for 5 [4dF = [ ][+][ ][+]]
Reality Glitch: Lithia decides to tweak the glaze with a Sweet and Sour Addendum - Sour:3.
Reality Glitch: !f 1
DiscoDude: <@Reality Glitch> rolled 4dF+1 for 3 [4dF = [+][-][+][+]]
GM: Greto turns to the eel kabobs. "These look like they could use a little char to vary up the flavor profile." (Creating side; [Nebula B.L.A.C.K. Rub - Bitter] (Value:4).)
GM: !f 2 (Bitter)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+2 for 2 [4dF = [+][-][-][+]]
GM: "Could you make a dressing to finish off the salad, Blobert?"
"Uhhhhhh sure!" Blobert moves to plate the katanatooth steak salad with [Blue Milk Dressing - Cool] (Value:1).
GM: !f 1 (Cool)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+1 for -1 [4dF = [-][ ][-][ ]]
GM: Blobert seems to be a bit too liberal in tasting the dressing to be of much use for this task, apparently.
GM: Cocoa glances over at Earth Station, and frowns. Suddenly, she makes mad dash through and looping around it. "Watch out!" (Making a Quick Create Advantage roll to knock something down, vs. Rachelle.)
GM: !f 3 (Quick)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+3 for 1 [4dF = [+][-][-][-]]
Reality Glitch: !f 5
DiscoDude: <@Reality Glitch> rolled 4dF+5 for 5 [4dF = [ ][ ][-][+]]
Reality Glitch: As any Good (+3) chief when faced with the fright of having a large rodent scurry across their countertop, Rachelle manages to scroop up what she's working on and pull away from the impending doom. In the process, she manages to not-so-accedently smack Cocoa with one of the alien cooking instruments; giving her a Bad Bump to the Brain.
Reality Glitch: "Back; foul vermin! I'm not making ratatouille!" Rachelle manges to squeak out at the last second.
GM: "The fasafragginguh you talkin bout? Ratootie?" Cocoa stumbles up and away.
GM: Carmine scoffs at such antics. Carmine has no time for tomfoolery. Carmine wordlessly starts prepping the grilled eel to be [Accompanied by Crisproot Slaw - Cool] (Value:1) when it's plated.
GM: !f 1 (Cool)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+1 for -1 [4dF = [-][-][+][-]]
GM: She starts fumbling immediately (as she's in the dark, mind). She ends up chucking what little she made onto a plate out of frustration and throws the eel on top. "A real reztaurant vould close if zere iz a blackout... Vhat do zey expect of us?" (Succeeding with a Value of -1.)
Ratatoskr: Ratatoskr begins cooking up some caramel for the simply-named [Saxian Wung Candy - Sweet][Value - 4] after a famous sweet-maker's recipe in order to get the dessert out as quickly as possible!
Ratatoskr: !f 2
DiscoDude: <@Ratatoskr> rolled 4dF+2 for 2 [4dF = [-][+][+][-]]
Ratatoskr: Ratatoskr... doesn't even get close to making the Carmel, the hell were they expecting without any tools?!
Ratatoskr: Zicks, Seeing that Ratatoskr was kind of useless without chocolate making tools, attempts to prepare a [Chocolate Tool Set] for Ratatoskr!
Ratatoskr: !f 1
DiscoDude: <@Ratatoskr> rolled 4dF+1 for 2 [4dF = [ ][+][+][-]]
Dovelia: With the Radon Chef suitably distracted, Dovelia races to get something - anything - ready for the judging.
Dovelia: (retrying [Savory Katanatooth Tiger Kebabs: 1])
Dovelia: !f 2 (Savory)
DiscoDude: <@Dovelia> rolled 4dF+2 for 3 [4dF = [ ][-][+][+]]
Dovelia: And breathes a sigh of relief as she manages to assemble something resembling a kebab from the various charred leftovers. "You there!" she hisses, patience still strained: "Make a sauce for this! And get ready to plate!"
Dovelia: She hurriedly points to a number of ingredients and hopes he understands.
Dovelia: (attempting [Sweet Chorister Honey Glaze: 1])
Dovelia: !f 1 (sweet)
DiscoDude: <@Dovelia> rolled 4dF+1 for -1 [4dF = [-][-][+][-]]
Dovelia: He proceeds to get the prep ass-backwards. Dovelia facepalms.
GM: Professor Norstar moves to plate the frozen Hyacinthus [Suspended in Infrared Tea - Bitter] (Value:2).
GM: !f 2 (Bitter)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+2 for 4 [4dF = [+][-][+][+]]
GM: Mz. Cozo takes some [Fairy Blanket Prawn - Sweet] (Value:2) and tries to supplement the spiciness of the gumbo with their sweet meats.
GM: !f 1 (Sweet)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+1 for 3 [4dF = [+][-][+][+]]
GM: Finally, the Radon Chef reappears at the Storm Station. "Eh... Cold. Cold it!" She points at the sashimi, and the sous-bot takes it and puts it in the freezer to be [Blast Chilled - Cool] (Value:1). (As a side, not plating.)
GM: !f 2 (Prepping Dish)
DiscoDude: <@GM> rolled 4dF+2 for -1 [4dF = [ ][-][-][-]]
GM: And out it comes. Doesn't really seem to have gotten any colder, not significantly anyways. Maybe sous-bots are a little too cautious about leaving stuff in to sit. Radon chef doesn't really seem to notice.
GM: !end
