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- Poll: 55% of Americans Approve of How Trump’s Handling Chinese Coronavirus Crisis
- WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 19: U.S. President Donald Trump (L) and Vice President Mike Pence attend a teleconference with governors at the Federal Emergency Management Agency headquarters on March 19, 2020 in Washington, DC. With Americans testing positive from coronavirus rising President Trump is asking Congress for $1 trillion aid …
- A poll released Friday shows President Donald Trump’s approval for his handling of the coronavirus outbreak is on the rise.
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- Celtics’ Marcus Smart, Two Lakers Test Positive for Coronavirus
- 19
- Former NBA Player Jeremy Lin Accuses Trump of ‘Empowering’ Racists by Using ‘Chinese Virus’ Term
- Jeremy Lin: Trump ‘Empowering’ Racists by Using ‘Chinese Virus’ Term
- 665
- Saints Head Coach Sean Payton Tests Positive for Coronavirus
- Saints Head Coach Sean Payton Tests Positive for Coronavirus
- DYLAN GWINN
- 70
- Report: NFL Teams Add Coronavirus Clauses to Player Contracts
- 6
- WATCH: O.J. Simpson Pleads for Golf Courses to Remain Open: ‘I’m a Go Crazy’
- Refused
- JACK MONTGOMERY
- 1542
- Indonesia: Police Scramble to Stop Religious Zealots from Holding Thousands-Strong Meetings
- Indonesia: Police Scramble to Stop Religious Zealots from Holding Thousands-Strong Meetings
- 31
- Bolsonaro: Brazil Winning Soccer Match Against Coronavirus Thanks to Coach Bolsonaro
- Bolsonaro: Brazil Winning Soccer Match Against Coronavirus Thanks to Coach Bolsonaro
- 17
- ‘Miserably Self-Critical’ Kim Jong-un Orders Hospital Built, Denies Coronavirus Cases
- Kim Jong-un Orders Hospital Built — Despite ’Zero’ Coronavirus Cases
- 132
- Report: Venezuela’s Most Notorious Political Prison Logs 4 Cases
- 16
- WATCH: Brazil’s Christ the Redeemer Statue Lit Up with Flags of Countries Affected by Coronavirus
- Christ the Redeemer Statue Lit Up with Flags of Countries Affected by virus
- AMY FURR
- 87
- Coronavirus: Italy Death Toll Surpasses China’s Official Count
- Alana Mastrangelo
- Coronavirus: Italy Death Toll Surpasses China’s Official Count…
- 547
- …5 Reasons to Doubt China’s Claim It Has Stopped Spread
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1631
- Indian Political Activist Arrested for Selling Cow Urine as Coronavirus Treatment
- Indian Activist Arrested for Selling Cow Urine as Coronavirus Treatment
- 209
- Watch Live: President Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force Briefs Press
- Watch: Chinese Virus Task Force Briefing
- ’CHLOROQUINE’: ’Very, Very Exciting’
- Trump Talks Cures, Drugs, Therapies, Treatments
- Call to Donate Blood
- Touts Private Sector, Regulatory Reform
- 7791
- WATCH: Trump Speaks to Governors at FEMA Headquarters
- 190
- Delingpole: Chloroquine Known as Effective Against Coronavirus Since 2005
- …Known as Effective Against Coronavirus — Since 2005
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- POTUS: Chloroquine Treatment Showing ‘Tremendous’ Results…
- 4165
- Pinkerton: We Need ‘Medical E-Verify’ to Stop Pandemics Like Coronavirus
- Pinkerton: We Need ‘Medical E-Verify’ to Stop Pandemics
- JAMES P. PINKERTON
- 269
- Trump: U.S. Could Ban Bonuses and Buybacks From Firms Taking Rescue Funds
- 31
- Priest, Bride and Groom, Witnesses: Church of England Cuts Weddings Down to Five People For Coronavirus Duration
- Church of England Cuts Weddings Down to Five People For Coronavirus Duration
- 36
- Neighbors Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elderly Woman Under Coronavirus Lockdown
- Neighbors Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elderly Woman Under Lockdown
- 6
- Sweden Tests Ebola Medication on Coronavirus Patients
- Sweden Tests Ebola Medication on Coronavirus Patients
- 9
- Never Trump Leader Rick Wilson Mocks Melania Trump’s Coronavirus Help: ‘Be Infected’
- Never Trump Leader Rick Wilson Mocks Melania: ‘Be Infected’
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- Ilhan Omar Lauds Trump’s ‘Incredible’ Response to Coronavirus — ‘Unprecedented Leadership’
- Wat? Ilhan Lauds Trump’s ‘Incredible’ Response
- ‘Unprecedented Leadership’
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- Farage: Communist China Responsible for ‘Nightmare’…
- 2002
- Sessions: ‘We’re Treating China Too Benignly’ — Play by the Rules or Pay a Price for It
- …Sessions: ‘We’re Treating China Too Benignly’
- 750
- Florida Gov. DeSantis to Spring Breakers: ‘The Party’s Over’
- DeSantis to Spring Breakers: ‘The Party’s Over’
- 720
- Gas Price Drops to 99 Cents, Sells out at Kentucky Station
- 591
- VA ‘Ready to Surge Capabilities’ if Civilian Health Care System Overwhelmed
- KRISTINA WONG
- 435
- Pomona College Students Demand Dorms Stay Open During Coronavirus Closure
- Pomona College Students Demand Dorms Stay Open During Coronavirus Closure
- TOM CICCOTTA
- 74
- Facebook Preparing for Surge of Depressed, Anxious Users
- 193
- Europe Urges Netflix to Lower Streaming Quality to Unclog the Internet
- Netflix Urged to Lower Streaming Quality to Unclog Internet
- 154
- Amazon Closes New York Delivery Station After Worker Tests Positive for Coronavirus
- Amazon Closes New York Delivery Station After Worker Tests Positive
- 10
- Twitter: Tell the Wrong Coronavirus Joke and We’ll Ban You
- 289
- ‘You Should Leave Immediately’ — Donald Trump Jokes Reporters Are Too Close
- Trump Jokes Reporters Are Too Close…
- …‘You Should Leave Immediately’
- 1363
- Breitbart News’ Joel Pollak: Media Mistrust Made Society More Vulnerable to Coronavirus Outbreak
- Breitbart News’ Joel Pollak: Media Mistrust Made Society More Vulnerable to Coronavirus Outbreak
- 22
- China Instructs U.S. to ‘Correct Its Mistakes’ and Think Proper Thoughts About Coronavirus Origins
- China Instructs U.S. to ‘Correct Its Mistakes’ and Think Proper Thoughts About Coronavirus Origins
- 2767
- Tulsi Gabbard Drops Out of Presidential Race, Endorses Joe Biden
- Tulsi Drops Out, Endorses *Biden*
- 3497
- Sources: Lindsey Graham Uses China’s Disease Crisis to Deliver Green Cards to Wealthy Chinese
- Sources: Lindsey Graham Sneaking Green Cards to Wealthy Chinese into Relief Bill
- 4947
- Hawkins: Chinese Coronavirus Threat Creates Demand for Guns, Not Gun Control
- Hawkins: Chinese Coronavirus Threat Creates Demand for Guns, Not Gun Control
- 90
- Kevin Bacon, More Celebs Urge Social Distancing: ‘That Means You Spring Breakers’
- Kevin Bacon, More Celebs Urge Social Distancing: ‘That Means You Spring Breakers’
- 132
- Kim Kardashian: ‘Don’t Ignore the Severity of the Warnings to Stay Inside’
- 45
- Celebs Sing John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’
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- Alyssa Milano Demands Trump Stop Saying ‘Chinese Virus’: ‘You Racist Piece of S**t’
- Milano Demands Trump Stop Saying ‘Chinese Virus’: ‘You Racist Piece of S**t’
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- Video: U2’s Bono Performs ‘Sing Across Rooftops’ Inspired by Italians Quarantined Over Coronavirus
- Watch: Bono Performs ‘Sing Across Rooftops’ Inspired by Italian Lockdown
- 110
- Rapper Ice Cube: ‘I Can’t Wait’ to See Donald Trump in Handcuffs
- Ice Cube: ‘I Can’t Wait’ to See Trump in Handcuffs
- 3699
- Surgeon General Calls on Kylie Jenner, Celebrity Influencers to Tell Millennials to Stay Home
- Surgeon General Calls on Kylie Jenner, Celebrity Influencers to Tell Millennials to Stay Home
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- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Trump’s Coronavirus Response Similar to ‘Unrepentant Nazis’ in ‘Hunters’
- Kareem: Trump’s Actions Similar to ‘Unrepentant Nazis’ in ‘Hunters’
- 11975
- Maine Clinics Extend Birth Control Prescriptions for Fear of ‘Baby Boom’
- Maine Clinics Prescribe More Birth Control, Fearing ‘Baby Boom’
- 1017
- Baltimore Mayor: Quit Shooting Each Other, We Need Hospital Beds
- 4981
- WATCH: NYC Man Yells, ‘Go Home’ to People Outside
- 130
- Italian Study: Most Who Died from Coronavirus Had Pre-Existing Condition
- 99% of Italy’s Coronavirus deaths from high risk patients
- 2393
- Scarborough Floats Health System Collapse
- 127
- Pompeo Slams China’s ‘Disinformation Campaign’…
- …‘Didn’t Get It Right and Put Countless Lives at Risk’
- 16
- Sen. Brown: Trump Could Delay Election over virus — or ‘Something Else’
- 1832
- Rick Scott: ‘Get Off the Beach,’ ‘Take Some Personal Responsibility’
- JEFF POOR
- 89
- 236 Members of Georgia State Legislature Urged to Self-Isolate
- 32
- Elizabeth Warren Censors Word ‘Chinese’ in President Trump’s Coronavirus Tweet
- Elizabeth Warren Censors Word ‘Chinese’ in President Trump’s Coronavirus Tweet
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- Hayward: It’s Time to Quarantine the Chinese Communist Party
- Hayward: It’s Time to Quarantine the Chinese Communist Party
- 3443
- Senate Intel Chair Dumped $1.6M in Stock after Coronavirus Briefings
- Senate Intel Chair Dumped $1.6M in Stock after Coronavirus Briefings
- Trial Date Set for Black Woman Who Burned White Baby to Death at the Request of His Mother
- Charles Martel
- The mother is facing the death penalty.
- Sweden: Tanned Norseman Rapes Woman in Woods at Knifepoint
- Charles Martel
- NYC: Black Driver Avoids Jail for Striking and Killing Female Art Curator
- ........ Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- MAR 20
- Thunderstorms
- 62°48°
- 80%
- NNE 18 mph 87%
- SAT
- MAR 21
- Rain
- 56°54°
- 100%
- NNE 13 mph 93%
- SUN
- MAR 22
- AM Showers
- 77°63°
- 40%
- WSW 6 mph 88%
- MON
- MAR 23
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 81°66°
- 20%
- SSE 11 mph 81%
- TUE
- MAR 24
- Partly Cloudy
- 86°63°
- 20%
- SSW 9 mph 73%
- WED
- MAR 25
- Mostly Sunny
- 91°66°
- 10%
- S 9 mph 71%
- THU
- MAR 26
- Partly Cloudy
- 92°68°
- 10%
- S 12 mph 66%
- FRI
- MAR 27
- Mostly Cloudy
- 88°59°
- 20%
- WSW 11 mph 62%
- SAT
- MAR 28
- Partly Cloudy
- 77°58°
- 10%
- NNE 11 mph 47%
- SUN
- MAR 29
- Partly Cloudy
- 79°64°
- 20%
- E 11 mph 63%
- MON
- MAR 30
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 81°64°
- 40%
- ESE 11 mph 70%
- TUE
- MAR 31
- AM Thunderstorms
- 81°62°
- 40%
- ENE 10 mph 67%
- WED
- APR 1
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 81°62°
- 30%
- SSW 10 mph 67%
- THU
- APR 2
- AM Showers
- 84°64°
- 40%
- SSE 10 mph 67%
- FRI
- APR 3
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 85°62°
- 30%
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- Bye, faggots. I'm gonna go fuck my fan.
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