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- Good morning, my good friends. Here's the news, and then the weather. Two things which usually put me in a good mood.
- Donald Trump says he’ll be arrested Tuesday as DA eyes charges
- The Associated Press
- NEW YORK (AP) — Donald Trump said in a social media post that he expects to be arrested Tuesday as a New York prosecutor is eyeing charges in a case examining hush money paid to women who alleged sexual encounters with the former president.
- Lousiana Man to Be Chemically Castrated After Juvenile Rape Conviction
- Lousiana Man to Be Chemically Castrated After Juvenile Rape Conviction
- 391
- Cohen: America Wants to See Trump Held Accountable with Any Indictment
- Cohen: America Wants to See Trump Held Accountable with Any Indictment
- 1,160
- Russia Preparing to Widen Conscription to Bolster War Effort: UK Intel
- Russia Preparing to Widen Conscription to Bolster War Effort: UK Intel
- 89
- Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Inserts Ozone up Her Butt for 'Wellness'
- Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Inserts Ozone up Her Butt for 'Wellness'
- 4,352
- Biden at St. Pat's Lunch: 'I'm Really Not Irish' Cause I Don't Drink
- Biden at St. Pat's Lunch: 'I'm Really Not Irish' Cause I Don't Drink
- 920
- Hunter Admits to Biden Family's Chinese Deals for Millions
- Hunter Admits to Biden Family's Chinese Deals for Millions
- 5,757
- Donald Trump Posts on Facebook for First Time Since 2021
- Donald Trump Posts on Facebook for First Time Since 2021
- 665
- Trump Calls for Peace in Ukraine, Ending 'Neo-con Establishment'
- Trump Calls for Peace in Ukraine, Ending 'Neo-con Establishment'
- 5,009
- Behar: If Trump Is Not Indicted We 'Won't Have a Country'
- Behar: If Trump Is Not Indicted We 'Won't Have a Country'
- 901
- Pollak: Joe Biden Can Be Impeached for Bribery
- Pollak: Joe Biden Can Be Impeached for Bribery
- Monko Done Shot White Bitch at Kelso Convenience Sto.
- Sheeeeeiiiit.
- Third Negro Makes Plea Deal with Judge After Brutal Murder of White Man in Little Rock.
- White Man Survives Being Shot by Negro After Buying Drugs with His Gf.
- White Man and Mudshark Dead After Mudshark's Negro Ex-Boyfriend Kills Both of Them.
- Nugger Arrested in Lake County After Trying to Rape Woman.
- Nig Chokes and Rapes Woman in Raleigh.
- Nigga Stealz $600K from Black Museam.
- Golliwog Arrested After Kidnapping College Student and Forcing Him to Withdraw from ATM.
- .......... Weather.
- Today
- 55°
- /39°
- AM Light Rain
- 73%
- NNE 9 mph
- Sat 18 | Day
- 55°
- 73%
- NNE 9 mph
- Cloudy. Periods of light rain this morning. High near 55F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 70%.
- Humidity
- 49%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:36 am
- Sunset
- 7:40 pm
- Sat 18 | Night
- 39°
- 2%
- N 7 mph
- Overcast. Low 39F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 60%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 5:47 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 4:29 pm
- Sun 19
- 58°
- /40°
- Cloudy
- 2%
- ENE 7 mph
- Mon 20
- 58°
- /49°
- Cloudy
- 3%
- SE 11 mph
- Tue 21
- 70°
- /64°
- Showers
- 53%
- SSE 15 mph
- Wed 22
- 80°
- /66°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 35%
- S 16 mph
- Thu 23
- 81°
- /65°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 33%
- SSE 18 mph
- Fri 24
- 76°
- /50°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 75%
- WNW 15 mph
- Sat 25
- 79°
- /56°
- Sunny
- 7%
- SE 10 mph
- Sun 26
- 80°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NW 14 mph
- Mon 27
- 76°
- /52°
- Mostly Sunny
- 5%
- NE 12 mph
- Tue 28
- 82°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 9%
- SSE 14 mph
- Wed 29
- 84°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 22%
- S 13 mph
- Thu 30
- 82°
- /59°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 15%
- ESE 14 mph
- Fri 31
- 82°
- /59°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- ESE 12 mph
- Sat 01
- 83°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 22%
- SE 11 mph
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- Current threat: Spic illegals. 👲🏽
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- Dave Hopkins
- Dave Hopkins: quasi-man, quasi-artist, full-furfag. Known around the block as 'Drip', 'that guy who can't draw', or 'the poor man's Jay Naylor', Mr. Hopkins is the creator of such literary masterpieces as "Rework The Dead" and "Jack". Mr. Hopkins' work has the honor of perhaps being the most disgusting and disturbing furry art on the internet. Readers of his grotesquely violent, gore-filled, and schlocky (yes, even for the internet) Christian furry comic "Jack" typically find themselves clawing their eyes, curling into fetal positions and crying, or attempting to induce vomiting in order to cleanse themselves from the horror they have witnessed. Unlike such comics as "El Goonish Shive" or "Megatokyo", this action typically occurs no more than 99 strips into the series, as opposed to over 9000. For those masochistic connoisseurs of furry art, though, Hopkins' work is a wet dream come true, essentially the equivalent of the works of the most autistic sick fucks on DeviantART combined and serialized, with a healthy dose of Chick tract thrown in. Surely the holy grail of webcomics.
- While it has been obvious to everyone online but his fans that he's a psychotic rapist for years from just looking at his comic (the fact his wife admitted on a radio show he likes to rape her in bed was a big hint as well), his follower only wised up recently after David called one of his underage, female, chronically depressed fans and brought her to the point of attempting suicide by repeatedly calling her house to jerk off to her story about being molested as a child.
- Hopkins has now gone into full damage control mode and is both deleting shit and threatening to sue his victim.
- (( LITERALLY FAPS TO CHILD ABUSE ))
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- The saung, also known as a saung-gauk or Burmese harp, is an arched harp used in traditional Burmese music. It is regarded as the national musical instrument of Myanmar. It was possibly introduced as early as 500 AD from southeastern India, based on archaeological evidence of Burmese temple reliefs that depict a long-necked harp similar to depictions found in Bengal. The earliest evidence of the saung itself is at the Bawbawgyi Pagoda near present-day Prome. At that site, there is a mid-600s sculptured relief depicting the arched harp with about five strings, appearing with musicians and a dancer. It has survived continuously since that time, and has been mentioned in many texts, pictorial representations and Bagan temples. Burmese chronicles describe harps in ceremonial ensembles at medieval Pagan, and female harpists who performed for royals. This 19th-century saung is in the collection of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.
- Photograph credit: Metropolitan Museum of Art
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go make a Budd Dwyer piñata.
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