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- Morning, monkeys. Time for the news.
- Emotional Keystone Pipeline Worker Blasts Biden for Firing Workers ‘by Signing a Piece of Paper’
- AP Photo/Evan Vucci
- Just as Joe Biden started his new job as president, he ended the jobs of thousands of workers connected to the canceled Keystone XL Pipeline.
- Joe Biden’s Legislative Agenda Stalls in Congress
- President Joe Biden’s Legislative Agenda Stalls in Congress…
- 3,392
- …Biden Extends ‘Temporary’ Amnesty for 7K Syrian Nationals in U.S.
- 194
- Democrats Seek to Ban Federal Agencies from Using ‘Illegal Alien’ Term
- Democrats Seek to Ban Federal Agencies from Using ‘Illegal Alien’ Term
- 567
- Poll: Majority Say Trump Impeachment Trial Will ‘Cause More Division’ in the Country
- 499
- Meet The Man Behind The Massive GameStop Rally
- ’DeepF*ckingValue’: Meet The Man Behind ’GameStonk’ Rally
- Global Populism’s New Champion?
- 1,933
- GameStop Ends Week Up 400%
- …GameStop Ends Week Up 400%…
- 84
- Barstool’s Portnoy on Robinhood: Pausing Trading ‘Flat-Out Criminal’
- …Barstool’s Portnoy on Robinhood: Pausing Trading ‘Flat-Out Criminal’…
- 124
- Texas AG Ken Paxton Issues Civil Investigative Demands to Robinhood
- …Texas AG Ken Paxton Issues Civil Investigative Demands to Robinhood
- 263
- Elizabeth Warren Urges SEC to Review GameStop Surge, Prevent ‘Market Manipulation’
- …Shock: Liz Warren Comes to Aid of Hedge Funds
- 1,667
- Carney: Hysteria Grips Establishment over GameStop Trading
- …Hysteria Grips Establishment over GameStop Trading…
- 824
- Iran Claims Production of Enriched Uranium Is Exceeding Expectations
- 75
- Russia Arrests Relatives, Allies of Dissident Navalny for ‘Coronavirus Violations’ at Protests
- Russia Arrests Relatives, Allies of Dissident Navalny for ‘Coronavirus Violations’ at Protests
- 55
- Pentagon: Taliban ‘Have Not Met Their Commitments’ in Peace Deal with U.S.
- Pentagon: Taliban ‘Have Not Met Their Commitments’ in Peace Deal with U.S.
- 155
- Chinese Commerce Ministry Says Country Exported over 220 Billion Masks in 2020
- 105
- Report: SAG-AFTRA Expulsion ‘Would Send a Loud, Clear Message’ for Companies to Blacklist Trump
- Report: SAG-AFTRA Expulsion ‘Would Send a Loud, Clear Message’ for Companies to Blacklist Trump
- 303
- Armie Hammer’s Estranged Wife Aghast as ‘Call Me by Your Name’ Director Takes On Cannibal-Themed Film
- Armie Hammer’s Estranged Wife Aghast as ‘Call Me by Your Name’ Director Takes On Cannibal-Themed Film
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- 360
- The Weeknd Says He Spent $7M to Make Super Bowl Half Time Show a ‘Cinematic Experience’
- The Weeknd Says He Spent $7M to Make Super Bowl Half Time Show a ‘Cinematic Experience’
- 79
- Nancy Sinatra: ‘I’ll Never Forgive’ Trump Voters — Hope the Anger ‘Doesn’t Kill Me’
- Nancy Sinatra: ‘I’ll Never Forgive’ Trump Voters — Hope the Anger ‘Doesn’t Kill Me’
- 1,927
- Tom Jones Says ‘I’m Now Bulletproof’ After 2 Doses of Coronavirus Vaccine
- Tom Jones Says ‘I’m Now Bulletproof’ After 2 Doses of Coronavirus Vaccine
- 168
- Bette Midler Deletes Call for China to Pay Coronavirus ‘Reparations’
- DAVID NG
- 810
- Pollak: Biden Risks Putting the Middle East Back on a Path to War
- Pollak: Biden Risks Putting the Middle East Back on a Path to War
- 2,765
- NYTimes: Joe Biden’s Migrant Wave Is Building
- NYTimes: Joe Biden’s Migrant Wave Is Building
- 483
- Report: Facebook Preparing Antitrust Lawsuit Against Apple
- …Report: Facebook Preparing Antitrust Lawsuit Against Apple…
- 160
- Apple CEO Tim Cook Slams Facebook for Disinformation ‘Juiced by Algorithms’
- Tim Apple Slams Facebook for Disinformation ‘Juiced by Algorithms’…
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 70
- Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Welcomes Big Tech to Florida
- …Miami Mayor Francis Suarez Welcomes Big Tech to Florida
- 35
- Joe Biden and Janet Yellen: Spend Big, Spend Now on Coronavirus Rescue Package
- Joe and Janet Push for Spending Spree Because Coronavirus
- 120
- Google Protects Robinhood, Deletes 100k Negative App Reviews
- 479
- Nolte: Bribes and Payoffs Disguised as ‘Speaking Fees’ for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen
- Nolte: Bribes and Payoffs Disguised as ‘Speaking Fees’ for Treasury Sec’y Yellen
- 708
- Janet Yellen Briefs Joe Biden on the Economy After Populist Trading Movement Shakes Wall Street
- Yellen Bags Wall Street Cash, then Briefs Biden on Insurgency
- 313
- White House Refuses to Comment on ‘Big Story’ Surrounding GameStop Trading
- 36
- Ilhan Omar: If GOP Won’t Remove ‘Dangerous and Violent’ Marjorie Taylor Greene, Then ‘We Must Do It’
- Omar: If GOP Won’t Remove ‘Dangerous and Violent’ Marjorie Taylor Greene, ‘We Must Do It’
- 371
- Hirono: ‘Sad’ the GOP Embraces White Supremacists, Conspiracy Theorists
- Hirono: ‘Sad’ the GOP Embraces White Supremacists
- 331
- Dem Rep. Jayapal: Trump ‘Actively Courting a Rising of the Confederacy’ and a ‘Civil War in Our Country’
- Dem Rep. Jayapal: Trump ‘Actively Courting a Rising of the Confederacy’ and a ‘Civil War in Our Country’
- 402
- Ana Navarro: McCarthy’s Mar-a-Lago Trip ‘White Slavery’ — He’s Owned by His Master, Donald Trump
- Ana Navarro: McCarthy’s Mar-a-Lago Trip ‘White Slavery’
- 110
- Glaude: Republican Party Is the ‘New Redeemers’ Enforcing White Supremacy
- Far-Left Freak Show: Rhetoric Explodes
- Glaude: Republican Party the ‘New Redeemers’ Enforcing White Supremacy
- 4,125
- MSNBC’s Clint Watts: If International Terrorists Used Trump’s Rhetoric ‘We Would Be Talking About a Drone Strike’
- MSNBC’s Clint Watts Fantasizes About ‘Drone Strike’ on Trump
- 2,418
- Jon Stewart Joins Twitter to Call Out Hedge Funds’ ‘Bulls**t’ on GameStop: ‘We’ve Learned Nothing from 2008′
- Jon Stewart Joins Twitter to Call Out Hedge Funds’ ‘Bulls**t’ on GameStop…
- …‘We’ve Learned Nothing from 2008′
- 384
- Scarborough Rips Into ‘Reckless as Hell’ Facebook — ‘Bad for America’
- 50
- Swedish Politician Accidently Shares Manga Porn During Remote Meeting
- Pol Shares Manga Porn During Remote Meeting
- 63
- Hawley on Robinhood, Wall Street: ‘Shows You That the Fix Is in’
- Hawley on Robinhood, Wall Street: ‘Shows You That the Fix Is in’
- 17
- W.H.O. Team: It’s ‘Still Worth’ Visiting Wuhan Market After China Destroyed Evidence
- W.H.O.: ‘Still Worth’ Visiting Wuhan Market After China Destroyed Evidence
- 64
- Xi Jinping Celebrates ‘Patriots Governing Hong Kong’ After Takeover
- Xi Jinping Celebrates ‘Patriots Governing Hong Kong’ After Takeover
- 478
- Biden Ditches Mask Precedent in Oval Office
- 485
- Biden Administration ‘Actively Looking’ at COVID-19 Test Mandate for Domestic Air Travel
- Papers, Please
- Biden Administration ‘Actively Looking’ at COVID-19 Test Mandate for Domestic Air Travel
- NATE CHURCH
- 3,450
- Report– Joe Biden Warned Brother Frank: ‘For Christ’s Sake, Watch Yourself’
- Report– Joe Biden Warned Brother Frank: ‘For Christ’s Sake, Watch Yourself’
- 1,714
- Wall Street’s Beneficiaries Stacking Joe Biden’s Cabinet
- Wall Street’s Beneficiaries Stacking Joe Biden’s Cabinet
- 773
- WH Dodges on Whether Janet Yellen Should Recuse Herself from GameStop-Robinhood Controversy
- WH Dodges on If Yellen Should Recuse Herself from GameStop-Robinhood Stock Controversy
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 213
- 24 Senate Republicans Back Cynthia Lummis’ Bill to Block Biden Energy Ban
- 24 Senate Republicans Back Bill to Block Biden Energy Ban
- 328
- Climate Envoy John Kerry Ahead of U.N. COP26 Summit: ‘We Have Nine Years Left’
- Climate Envoy John Kerry: ‘We Have Nine Years Left’
- 25,447
- Joe Biden to Import More Workers and Consumers for Wall Street
- Joe Biden to Import More Workers and Consumers for Wall Street
- NEIL MUNRO
- 749
- Report: Top Joe Biden Aide Helped Found Think Tank ‘Heavily Influenced’ by Beijing
- Report: Top Joe Biden Aide Helped Found Think Tank ‘Heavily Influenced’ by Beijing
- 1,050
- Kamala Harris’ Stepdaughter Ella Emhoff Signs Deal with IMG Models
- Kamala Stepdaughter Ella Emhoff Signs Deal with IMG Models
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- 22,063
- Nolte: Blacklisting Campaign Launched Against Mommy Blogger for Trump Donations
- Blacklisting Campaign Launched Against Mommy Blogger for Trump Donations
- JOHN NOLTE
- 184
- Cicely Tyson from ‘Sounder,’ ‘How to Get Away with Murder’ Dead at 96
- Cicely Tyson from ‘Sounder,’ ‘How to Get Away with Murder’ Dead at 96…
- UPI
- 38
- …Stars react to death of Icon
- 17
- New York 'Undercounted' Coronavirus-Related Nursing Home Deaths
- New York 'Undercounted' Coronavirus-Related Nursing Home Deaths
- 3,578
- Black Lives Matter Movement Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
- Black Lives Matter Movement Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
- 24,503
- Joe Biden's Legislative Agenda Stalls in Congress
- Joe Biden's Legislative Agenda Stalls in Congress
- 3,394
- Democrat Lawmakers Reintroduce Bill for Nationwide Mail-in Voting
- Democrat Lawmakers Reintroduce Bill for Nationwide Mail-in Voting
- 9,698
- Meet The Man Behind The Massive GameStop Rally
- Meet The Man Behind The Massive GameStop Rally
- 1,936
- Beto O'Rourke Considering Texas Gubernatorial Run in 2022
- Beto O'Rourke Considering Texas Gubernatorial Run in 2022
- 4,095
- Elizabeth Warren Urges SEC to Review GameStop Stock Surge
- Elizabeth Warren Urges SEC to Review GameStop Stock Surge
- 1,672
- Washington Post Op-ed: No Presidential Library for Trump
- Washington Post Op-ed: No Presidential Library for Trump
- York County: Negro Arrested for Driving School Bus While Intoxicated.
- At least negroes are decent drivers when they're sober... Just kidding.
- Silverback Fatally Stabs Man, Drops Him Off at Houston Hospital.
- Upright Ape Shoots and Injures Man During Fight at Finlay Park.
- Portland Deports Spic After Committing Attempted Murder.
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- Current threat: George Floyd not breathing. 👨🏿🦲
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- Gordon Ramsay
- Gordon Ramsay is a fat, goblin-headed British caveman cook and troll-wannabe who has made a name for himself by telling restaurant owners and other cooks how stupid they are. He has made a fortune with several hilarious TV shows, each on the identical theme of showing up each week at some filthy greasy-spoon, telling the cooks there that they should kill themselves, and telling the owner that he is a gutless sack of shit. He also repeatedly exclaims, "Fuck me!" After a week of such abuse, the restaurant owner usually surrenders to Gordon's demands, changes the restaurant name to "Maggie's," gets rid of all the delicious things he used to cook, and adopts Gordon's "new" menu consisting of lightly braised mackerel slices, locally-sourced baby sheep legs with lichen butter, and thumb-sized potatoes.
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- K. T. Thomas (born 30 January 1937) is a former judge of the Supreme Court of India, known for his strong opinions on Indian socio-political matters. He was selected as a district and sessions judge in 1977, and became a judge of the Kerala High Court in 1985. A decade later, he was appointed a judge of the Supreme Court, on which he served until retiring in 2002. He was awarded the Padma Bhushan by the Indian government in 2007 for services in the field of social affairs.
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with a tortoise.
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