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- 5 REM Crap Games Competition 4011 (err.. 5024 I mean) - The Simulator Adventure v0.6c
- 10 REM A game written using advanced assembly techniques.
- 11 REM Source code is written in HiDDeN BASIC (TM) - You can't see all the program lines.
- 12 REM (c) Firelord Quality Games LTD (g.iatoula+zx\@gmail.com - Put the word "SPECTRUM" somewhere in the subject line if you mail me )
- 13 CLS
- 14 REM ****Intro coding***
- 15 RANDOMIZE
- 50 PAPER 4: FLASH 1: PRINT " Crap Games Competition 5024 ": FLASH 0: PRINT " - The Simulator Adventure - ": PAPER 7
- 54 PAPER 5: PRINT "Will you be a crap judge or a good judge of crapness ?": PAPER 7
- 56 PRINT "A game that transfers all the excitement of being a judge of CSSCGC from the safety of your HOME. "
- 65 INK 6: PAPER 0: PRINT "Written by Firelord!": INK 0: PAPER 7: PAUSE 0
- 66 PRINT
- 68 REM *****initialise control selection menu****
- 69 CLS : PRINT "Please select judge / year : "
- 70 GO SUB 4200: REM *****Judge selection menu*****
- 72 GO SUB 4400: REM *****wait for INPUT *****
- 73 PRINT "Your Character stats are : STR:";INT (RND*9);" ,AGI:";INT (RND*9);", INT:";INT (RND*9);" ,CHA:";INT (RND*9);", LUCK: ";INT (RND*9);" "
- 74 PRINT " MH :";INT (RND*15);" ,AT :";INT (RND*15);" ,DE:";INT (RND*15);" ,CA :";INT (RND*9);" "
- 75 PRINT " (MH:Mental Health,AT : Alcohol Tolerance ,DE :Drug Endurance ,CA :Crap awareness "
- 80 REM INPUT "Please select judge / year : " ,j$
- 81 PAPER 7: INK 0:
- 83 INK 3: PRINT "Now press any key": INK 0: PAUSE 0
- 90 CLS : REM ***************GAMES SELECTION****************************
- 91 LET c=1: FLASH 1: PRINT "****Let the JUDGING BEGIN****": FLASH 0: PAUSE 50: REM game counter
- 93 REM ***Init Random Buttons ***
- 99 REM ****Games comments *****
- 100 REM GO SUB 5000 :REM
- 101 INVERSE 1: PRINT "--------------------------------": PRINT "You see a new game in front of you. It's name seems to be ": PRINT " GAME #";c;" ":: INVERSE 0
- 110 INK 0: PAPER 4: PRINT "Description : ": PAPER 7
- 120 GO SUB 4090
- 140 INK 0: PAPER 4: PRINT "Graphics can be described as : ": PAPER 7
- 150 GO SUB 5090
- 160 INK 0: PAPER 4: PRINT "Gameplay is : ": PAPER 7
- 170 GO SUB 5090
- 175 INK 0: PAPER 4: PRINT "Coding seems to be : ": PAPER 7
- 177 GO SUB 5090
- 180 INK 0: PAPER 4: PRINT "Documentation seems to be : ": PAPER 7
- 190 GO SUB 5090
- 1200 INK 0: BRIGHT 1: PRINT n$;" . How many crap points do you give to this game? :": INPUT "How many crap points do you give to this game? :",P$: BRIGHT 0
- 1201 LET c=c+1
- 1950 PAUSE 20: INK 0: PAPER 7
- 1952 IF c=10 THEN GO TO 2000
- 1960 GO TO 100
- 2010 FLASH 1: PRINT n$;: PRINT "You have voted. What is your verdict ?": FLASH 0
- 2015 INPUT "Enter the name of this year CSSCGC winner? ",w$
- 2020 CLS : INK 5: FLASH 1: PRINT " THE WINNER IS GAME # ";w$: FLASH 0
- 2030 PRINT "You can restart the experience by typing RUN & (ENTER)"
- 2100 STOP
- 3000 STOP
- 4089 REM *** Advanced Algorithm that calculates the game description ****
- 4090 PAPER 7: INK 0: GO TO 4100+10*INT (RND*7)
- 4095 REM *** Language configuration ***
- 4100 INK 4: PRINT "Another brilliant game that you can't exactly understand what it is, what to do and the manual has pictures of another game..": RETURN
- 4110 INK 4: PRINT "OMG , another game by FIRELORD!!! RUUUNNNNNNN!!! ": RETURN
- 4120 INK 4: PRINT "It's a very original title that is a hack/ripoff of manic miner!": RETURN
- 4130 INK 4: PRINT "A lawnmower simulator! From the author description seems very original.": RETURN
- 4140 INK 4: PRINT "It's an exact copy of a game that was submitted last year and had the name changed from 2008 to 5024...": RETURN
- 4150 INK 4: PRINT "It's a game based on another game based on another game ,that was originaly based on another game.": RETURN
- 4160 INK 4: PRINT "It's one of those pointless games that you must press a key to do nothing (possible winner).": RETURN
- 4170 INK 4: PRINT "It's a game that... never mind. You're really bored and don't even load it. You could put a random rank in this game and still be ok.": RETURN
- 4199 REM *** Judge selection list ***
- 4200 CLS : PAPER 3: PRINT " Crap Games Competition 5024 ": PAPER 7
- 4205 PAPER 7: INK 0
- 4206 PRINT "The Judges :": RANDOMIZE
- 4207 PRINT " 1996 Judge Blood.": BRIGHT 1
- 4208 PRINT " 1998 Judge Barry Salter.": BRIGHT 0
- 4209 PRINT " 1999 Judges Alistair Nelson & Graham Goring.": BRIGHT 1
- 4210 PRINT " 2000 Judge Graham Goring .": BRIGHT 0
- 4211 PRINT " 2001 Judge Adam D. Moss .": BRIGHT 1
- 4212 PRINT " 2002 Judge P.Equinox Collins": BRIGHT 0
- 4213 PRINT " 2003 Judge Dave the Lurker .": BRIGHT 1
- 4214 PRINT " 2004 Judge Jim Langmead .": BRIGHT 0
- 4315 PRINT " 2005 Judge Starglider .": BRIGHT 1
- 4316 PRINT " 2006 Judge Matt Rudge .": BRIGHT 0
- 4317 PRINT " 2007 Judges Chris Young & Phillip Lake .": BRIGHT 1
- 4318 PRINT " 2008 Judge Digital Prawn .": BRIGHT 0
- 4319 PRINT " 2009 Judge Guesser .": BRIGHT 1
- 4320 PRINT " 2010 Judge BloodBaz .": BRIGHT 0
- 4321 PRINT " 2011 Judge The Mojon Twins.": BRIGHT 1
- 4322 PRINT " 2012 Judge Arda .": BRIGHT 0
- 4323 PRINT " 2013 Judge R-Tape .": BRIGHT 1
- 4324 PRINT " 2014 Judge MykeP .": BRIGHT 0
- 4325 PRINT " 2015 Judge Lee Prince .": BRIGHT 1
- 4326 PRINT " 2016 Judge Gabriele Amore (Italy) / Simon M. Ferre .": BRIGHT 0
- 4327 PRINT " 2017 Judge GReW .": BRIGHT 1
- 4328 PRINT " 2018 Judge Shaun Bebbington .": BRIGHT 0
- 4329 PRINT " 2019 Judge Anomaly Detector .": BRIGHT 1
- 4330 PRINT " 2020 Judge John Connolly .": BRIGHT 0
- 4331 PRINT " 2021 Judge Jim Waterman .": BRIGHT 1
- 4332 PRINT " 2022 Judge uglifruit .": BRIGHT 0
- 4333 PRINT " 2023 Judge Jbizzel .": BRIGHT 1
- 4334 PRINT " 2024 Judge Ed Toovey, JBizzel .": BRIGHT 0
- 4340 PRINT " 5024. 5024 Judge GOD .": BRIGHT 1
- 4341 PRINT " 17. Vah-Ka the Almighty .": BRIGHT 0: INK 0
- 4350 RETURN
- 4400 REM *** accept judge selection ***
- 4405 INPUT "Please select Judge by typing the CORRECT YEAR NUMBER!! : ",j$
- 4407 PAPER 0: INK 6
- 4410 IF j$="1996" THEN PRINT "You selected year 1996 & you are Judge Blood.": LET n$="Judge Blood": RETURN
- 4411 IF j$="1997" THEN PRINT "You selected year 1997 & you are Judge Blood.": LET n$="Judge Blood": RETURN
- 4412 IF j$="1998" THEN PRINT "You selected year 1998 & you are Judge Barry Salter.": LET n$="Judge Barry Salter": RETURN
- 4413 IF j$="1999" THEN PRINT "You selected year 1999 & you are Judges Alistair Nelson & Graham Goring.": LET n$="Judges Alistair Nelson & Graham Goring": RETURN
- 4450 IF j$="2000" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2000 & you are Judge Graham Goring .": LET n$="Judge Graham Goring": RETURN
- 4451 IF j$="2001" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2001 & you are Judge Adam D. Moss .": LET n$="Judge Adam D. Mos": RETURN
- 4452 IF j$="2002" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2002 & you are Judge Paul Equinox Collins .": LET n$="Judge Paul Equinox Collins": RETURN
- 4453 IF j$="2003" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2003 & you are Judge Dave the Lurker .": LET n$="Judge Dave the Lurker": RETURN
- 4454 IF j$="2004" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2004 & you are Judge Jim Langmead .": LET n$="Judge Jim Langmead": RETURN
- 4455 IF j$="2005" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2005 & you are Judge Starglider .": LET n$="Judge Starglider": RETURN
- 4456 IF j$="2006" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2006 & you are Judge Matt Rudge .": LET n$="Judge Matt Rudge": RETURN
- 4457 IF j$="2007" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2007 & you are Judges Chris Young & Phillip Lake .": LET n$="Judges Chris Young & Phillip Lake": RETURN
- 4458 IF j$="2008" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2008 & you are Judge Digital Prawn .": LET n$="Judge Digital Prawn": RETURN
- 4459 IF j$="2009" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2009 & you are Judge Guesser .": LET n$="Judge Guesser": RETURN
- 4460 IF j$="2010" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2010 & you are Judge BloodBaz .": LET n$="Judge BloodBaz": RETURN
- 4461 IF j$="2011" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2011 & you are The Mojo Twins ??? (Dual Personality) .": LET n$="MojoTwins": RETURN
- 4462 IF j$="2012" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2012 & you are Judge Arda .": LET n$="Judge Arda": RETURN
- 4463 IF j$="2013" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2013 & you are Judge R-Tape .": LET n$="Judge R-Tape": RETURN
- 4464 IF j$="2014" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2014 & you are Judge MykeP .": LET n$="Judge MykeP": RETURN
- 4465 IF j$="2015" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2015 & you are Judge Lee Prince .": LET n$="Judge Lee Prince": RETURN
- 4466 IF j$="2016" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2016 & you are Judge Gabriele Amore (Italy) / Simon M. Ferre .": LET n$="Judge Gabriele Amore (Italy) / Simon M. Ferre": RETURN
- 4467 IF j$="2017" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2017 & you are Judge GReW .": LET n$="Judge GReW": RETURN
- 4468 IF j$="2018" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2018 & you are Judge Shaun Bebbington .": LET n$="Judge Shaun Bebbington": RETURN
- 4469 IF j$="2019" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2019 & you are Judge Anomaly Detector .": LET n$="Judge Anomaly Detector": RETURN
- 4470 IF j$="2020" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2020 & you are Judge John Connolly .": LET n$="Judge John Connolly": RETURN
- 4471 IF j$="2021" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2021 & you are Judge Jim Waterman .": LET n$="Judge Jim Waterman": RETURN
- 4472 IF j$="2022" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2022 & you are Judge uglifruit .": LET n$="Judge uglifruit": RETURN
- 4473 IF j$="2023" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2023 & you are Judge Jbizzel .": LET n$="Judge Jbizzel": RETURN
- 4474 IF j$="2024" THEN PRINT "You selected year 2024 & you are Judge Ed Toovey, JBizzel .": LET n$="Judge Ed Toovey, JBizzel": RETURN
- 4483 IF j$="4010" THEN PRINT "You selected year 5024 & you are GOD .": LET n$="-Mr. Judge GOD-": RETURN
- 4485 IF j$="17" THEN PRINT "You selected year 4011 & you are Vah-Ka the Almighty (TM).": LET n$="-Vah-Ka the Almighty-": RETURN
- 4496 REM PRINT "Your Character stats are : STR:";INT(RND*9);" ,AGI:";INT(RND*9);", INT:";INT(RND*9);" ,CHA:";INT(RND*9);", LUCK: ";INT(RND*9);" "
- 4497 REM PRINT " MH :";INT(RND*9);" ,AT :";INT(RND*9);" ,DE:";INT(RND*9);" ,CA :";INT(RND*9);" "
- 4498 REM PRINT " (MH:Mental Health,AT : Alcohol Tolerance ,DE :Drug endurance ,CA :Crap awareness "
- 4499 GO TO 4400
- 5089 REM *** Advanced Algorithm that calculates the game statement ****
- 5090 PAPER 7: INK (RND*6): GO TO 5100+10*INT (RND*7)
- 5095 REM *** ***
- 5100 PRINT "more than crap.": RETURN
- 5110 PRINT "crap. ": RETURN
- 5120 PRINT "awful.": RETURN
- 5130 PRINT "Sitting in a white room with white clothes for 2 years seems more interesting!": RETURN
- 5140 PRINT "incredibly bad.": RETURN
- 5150 PRINT "can't even describe.": RETURN
- 5180 PRINT "not worth mentioning.": RETURN
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