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- HEY GUYS IT'S NEWSCASTER NED AND MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK, HERE'S THE NEWS.
- Trump Picks MAGA ’America First’ Host Sebastian Gorka as White House Senior Counterterrorism Adviser
- Second Stint for Trump White House
- *Former National Security Editor for Breitbart News
- Sebastian Gorka
- President-Elect Donald Trump announced Saturday his appointment of Dr. Sebastian Gorka, former senior Trump administration official and host of the America First podcast, as Deputy Assistant to the President and Senior Director of Counterterrorism.
- Britain ‘Directly Involved’ in Ukraine War After Long-Range Missile Strikes, Says Russi
- Britain 'Directly Involved' in Ukraine War, Says Russian Ambassador
- Report: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Takes $5 Million Pay Cut
- Report: MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Takes $5 Million Pay Cut
- Dem Rep.-Elect McBride: My Bathroom Use ‘Not an Issue’ But There’s ‘Disresp
- McBride: My Bathroom Use 'Not an Issue' But There's 'Disrespect'
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- NATO and Ukraine to Hold Emergency Talks After Russian Hypersonic Missile Attack
- NATO and Ukraine to Hold Emergency Talks After Russian Missile Attack
- Police Report Casts Doubt on Sexual Assault Allegation Against Pete Hegseth
- Police Report Casts Doubt on Sexual Assault Allegation Against Pete Hegseth
- Manchin: 17 Nobel Laureates Biden Cited on COVID Spending Were ‘Idiots’ Who He ‘P
- Manchin: 17 Nobel Laureates Biden Cited on ARP Were 'Idiots' Who He 'Paid'
- Sebastian Gorka Appointed White House Senior Counterterrorism Adviser to President Trump
- Gorka Appointed WH Senior Counterterrorism Adviser to President Trump
- Trump Selects Brooke Rollins to Serve as the Secretary of Agriculture
- Trump Selects Brooke Rollins to serve as the Secretary of Agriculture
- Breitbart Business Digest: The Trump Economic Boom Is Already Beginning
- Breitbart Business Digest: The Trump Economic Boom Is Already Beginning
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- Sore Loser: Former NSC Spox Michael Anton Said He Wouldn’t Work with Sebastian Gorka
- SORE LOSER: Ex-NSC Spox Michael Anton Refused to Work with Sebastian Gorka
- 3 Somali Negroes Get 10 Years After Conspiring to Join ISIS.
- You're not the captain now.
- Mudshark Gets Life After Feeding Her Mulatto Niglet to Pigs.
- 2nd Enwoid Busted in Old Jefferson Triple Murder.
- Groid Who Shot White Man to Death During Drug Deal at Walmart Arrested.
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- Current threat: Turkey fuckers. 🦃
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- Sonic
- Created by a trio of Japanese video game making furfags as a successor to Alex Kidd, Sonic himself is essentially like a faggot who makes claims to have once been as cool as you, but no one can remember why. He can run over 500 mph on land, 700 mph on the Autobahn, and 15 mph up Tails' ass. Sonic zipped through the semen-speckled world of the furry fandom in 1991. "The more the merrier!" laughed the furries, and since then, the pincushion has become prime rib for masturbatory fantasies, fanart and fanfiction; especially on DeviantArt.
- The Sonic fanbase is, unsurprisingly, filled with furfaggotry, pedophilia, and severe autism. For some reason, a fuckton of fetishists involve Sonic characters into their fucked up fap-fests, as can be noticed easily by the extreme number of "art" websites such as DeviantArt containing enough Sonic fetishist fanart to make even Mary fucking Poppins lose all faith in humanity and turn into an alcoholic. Macrophiliacs, scatophiliacs, voraphiliacs, eproctophiliacs, fucking furfags, everyone gets in on the mental illness induced fun. The fandom is also filled with butthurt drama, the essential staple for any furry fandom, usually between "new" and "old" Sonic fans.
- While the first few games were fun for five minutes, after that, they lost their novelty pretty fucking quick, like anything else from the 1990s. The dumbasses at SEGA obviously failed to get that through their heads, and eventually everyone on Earth could agree how much Sonic sucked after at least a hundred fucking shitty rehashes of the same shit. Quite simply put, Sonic was never cool.
- And he will never be.
- (( YET ANOTHER SHITTY COMPILATION OF GAMES ))
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- The Finding in the Temple, also called Christ among the Doctors, the Disputation in the Temple and variations of those names, is an episode in the early life of Jesus depicted in chapter 2 of the Gospel of Luke. It is the only event of the later childhood of Jesus mentioned in a canonical gospel. In the episode, Jesus – at the age of twelve – accompanies Mary, Joseph, and a large group of their relatives and friends to Jerusalem on many pilgrimages. On the day of their return, Jesus remained in the Temple. Mary and Joseph returned home believing he was among their group when he was not. After a day of travel they realised Jesus was missing and returned to Jerusalem, finding him three days later. He was found in the Temple in discussion with the elders, "listening to them and asking them questions". When admonished by Mary, Jesus replied: "How is it that you sought me? Did you not know that I must be in my Father's house?" The Finding in the Temple is frequently shown in art. This representation, titled The Finding of the Saviour in the Temple, is an oil-on-canvas painting produced by William Holman Hunt in 1860. It now hangs in the Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery in Birmingham, England.
- Painting credit: William Holman Hunt
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- Reach into the crib at 2am. It's pitch black. Shove those fingers up that cunt, they can barely fit in. Reach your hand onto that bald head. Jizz all over the crib. Oh yeah.
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