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- Open Source is not something that normal well adjusted people tend to
- think about because it’s something you take for granted like clean air.
- In our digital lives we mingle with other people on the Internet but our
- personal electronic devices, especially our computers, are our homes.
- Imagine a world where Microsoft and Apple built houses. You could not buy
- a house except one built by Microsoft or Apple. Apple houses are shiny and
- comfortable but very expensive and you are only allowed to buy an Apple
- house in an Apple neighborhood and your children must go to an Apple school
- and don’t even think about trying to park a non-Apple car in your Apple
- garage because only Apple cars and Apple garages are specially designed to
- fit together. Apple houses used to be locked down so that you could only
- bring in furniture which is allowed by apple but with the success of
- Microsoft houses, they have been forced to loosen up this rule.
- If you don’t like Apple houses, you might live in a Microsoft house.
- Microsoft houses are more flexible than Apple, you can add another garage
- or select from a few different kitchen options. You can buy a Microsoft
- house in in different neighborhood, even an Apple neighborhood if you can
- afford the lot. You can also buy furniture which doesn’t fit in an Apple
- house but once a week is Update Day. On Update Day, men come around to
- change parts of your house for new ones. Microsoft says it’s to keep your
- house from catching a virus which could make it unlivable. The update men
- walk in on whatever you are doing, let in automatically by your Microsoft
- house. Once inside they proceed to replace some walls, doors and windows.
- If you’re at home you have to go outside and wait until they are finished
- and you can protest but they will not hear you.
- Some speculate that the walls in Microsoft and Apple houses may have cameras
- in them so the government can watch you. It is impossible to be sure what
- are inside of the many locked doors and secret rooms in Apple and Microsoft
- houses without the aid of a master carpenter to examine every square inch of
- the house in excruciating detail, a process known as reverse engineering
- which may be in violation of your Home Owner’s License Agreement. Even if
- you were assured of the safety of your house, your assurance only lasts until
- next Update Day.
- This is probably hard scenario to imagine, you and any other sane person
- would probably protest or even revolt, but imagine you never knew anything
- different. Imagine Microsoft houses and Apple houses were all you ever knew,
- it’s the way things were supposed to be.
- Right now is an amazing time in history. Computers give us incredible new
- powers which many people don’t even recognize. Microsoft Windows and Apple
- OSX take away all of your power and then hand it back to you in dribs and
- drabs which they call *features*. Features make you able to do things but
- power makes you free.
- So next time a hairy person is talking excitedly to you about Ginoo Slash
- Linnucks, give him your ear and forgive the smell. He wants you to be
- free.
- (source: http://cjd.hypebox.net/?p=30)
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