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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just dressing up my dog in a KKK costume so he can scare off Dr. Nigger Penis.
- White House: We Oppose Israel Fighting Hamas in South Gaza Without ‘Accounting for All’ Displaced Palestinians
- Uganda to Borrow $150 Million from China
- Rubio Tells Off Anti-Israel Nut: 100% of Civilian Casualties Hamas's Fault
- Warner: Israel Should Have 'Constraints' and Release Money to Palestinians
- Joe Buck Says His 'Mooning' Randy Moss TD Call Was 'Over the Top'
- Kim Jong-un Claims North Korean Satellite Is Spying on White House
- Memphis Suspect Freed From Jail After Allegedly Murdering Boy in Memphis
- Breitbart Business Digest: Fed Is Fighting Itself on Rates and Inflation
- VIDEO: LA Teen Found Guilty of Murder in Fatal Carjacking of Elderly Woman
- Republicans Prep 150 Subpoenas if Democrats Target Supreme Court Justices
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- Republicans to Unleash 150 Subpoenas if Democrats Target Friends of Conservative Supreme Court Justices
- FILE - Associate Justice Clarence Thomas joins other members of the Supreme Court as they pose for a new group portrait, at the Supreme Court building in Washington, Oct. 7, 2022. Thomas is acknowledging that he took three trips last year aboard a private plane owned by Republican megadonor Harlan …
- WASHINGTON, DC – Congressional Republicans are preparing to fight back by unleashing up to 150 subpoenas on liberals and Democrats if Joe Biden’s party in the Senate follows subpoenas conservatives who are friends and supporters of Supreme Court justices appointed by Republican presidents.
- BLM Leader Mark Fisher Endorses Trump: 'Democratic Party Is Not for Us'
- BLM Leader Mark Fisher Endorses Trump: 'Democratic Party Is Not for Us'
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- Snubbed by Biden, Argentina's Javier Milei Grabs Lunch with Bill Clinton
- Snubbed by Biden, Argentina's Javier Milei Grabs Lunch with Bill Clinton
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- Taylor Swift College Courses at Harvard, UC Berkeley, University of Florida
- Taylor Swift College Courses at Harvard, UC Berkeley, University of Florida
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- Hunter Biden walks with wife Melissa Cohen as they visit shops with President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden in Nantucket, Mass., Nov. 24, 2023. Hunter Biden is offering to testify publicly before Congress, setting up a potential high-stakes face-off. The offer by President Joe Biden's son on Tuesday is in response to a subpoena from Republicans investigating his business dealings as they pursue an impeachment inquiry into the Democratic president. (AP Photo/Stephanie Scarbrough)
- Hunter Biden Offers to Testify Before Congress in Public Hearing
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- anders: Israel Doesn't Have a Right to Kill 12,000 People
- anders: Israel Doesn't Have a Right to Kill 12,000 People
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- 'All Allies Agree' Ukraine Will Join NATO, Says Alliance
- 'All Allies Agree' Ukraine Will Join NATO, Says Alliance
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- White House Spy Program Lets Law Enforcement Snoop on Phone Records
- White House Spy Program Lets Law Enforcement Snoop on Phone Records
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- The Associated Press
- Nikki Haley Wins Backing From Koch Network
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- A tray with Big Mac, french fries and Coca-Cola is seen on a table in this illustration photo taken in McDonald's restaurant in Krakow, Poland on November 9, 2022. (Photo by Jakub Porzycki/NurPhoto via Getty Images)
- Bidenomics: Big Mac Extra Value Meals Selling for $18, Up $10 from 2018
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- Source: Biden Policy Will Leave Hamas Intact and Running Gaza
- Source: Biden Policy Will Leave Hamas Intact and Running Gaza
- 4 Genetic Throwbacks Busted for "Jugging" Scheme in Harris County.
- Well, it is Throwback Thursday.
- Philly Police Arrest Baboon Who Murdered White Journalist While He was Helping Him.
- Trial Begins for Dindu Who Killed Over 22 Elderly White Women.
- Negro Probation Officer Arrested for Sexual Misconduct.
- San Antonia Police Seek out Hooded Spic Who Murdered 2 Teens.
- Ball of Pubes with a Negro Under it Arrested After Shooting White Man at Alamo Estates Apartments.
- Ooh Ooh Ah Ah Arrested for Sexual Assault of Little Girl in Buffalo.
- Nig Arrested for Climbing Boat that was Ashore During Hurricane Ian.
- ........... Weather.
- There is a marginal risk of severe weather today.
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- Current threat: Sunter Klaus. 🎅🏻
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- Conspiracy Theory
- There is a secret cabal whose only design is to keep you from getting laid. There are forces aligning against your attempts to make money. Secret societies are lining up and scheming just so that you will never be successful. Mysterious factions gather under the full moon, attempting to bring the downfall of the world, just so that you will never lose weight, be attractive, or stop smelling like cheese. All of these things, these Conspiracy Theories, are the average internet slob’s excuse as to why he or she has become and remains such a goddamned loser. All conspiracy theories revolve around two things, fail and money. If you can find any subject which involves some type of fail in which someone made money there is a conspiracy.
- Your typical conspiracy theorists are basement dwellers who spend too much time on the internet watching conspiracy videos on Youtube, reading Wikilinks, Truthism.com, Infowars, masturbating furiously to recordings of Alex Jones, and usually refer to themselves as being in Anonymous. Theorists think they are far more intelligent than the normal human being. They like to tell people to WAKE UP!, which they think is clever, but is actually quite annoying, and often call anyone who doesn't believe in conspiracy theories as "sheep". This is particularly ironic considering most conspiracy theorists are only going on what other conspiracy theorists tell them is true. The truth is, infact, most theorists are mentally disturbed psychopaths and Aspies with very little sense of reality.
- (( DID YOU KNOW THE JEWS ARE BEHIND FUCKING EVERYTHING?! ))
- .......... Time for the most heterosexual people you'll ever meet. #IRC30:
- [08:29] <+Darn> "You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations," and "If you’re vaccinated, you’re not going to be hospitalized, you’re not going to be in the ICU unit, and you’re not going to die." - Joe Biden/CNN, July 2021
- [08:29] <@Audasity> so whats the difference
- [08:30] <@Audasity> yes, the president is a public figure, and he HAS to say things like that to show confidence
- [08:30] <@Audasity> confidence is HUGE when youre the leader of the free world
- [08:30] <+Darn> thats the excuse I use when I lie
- [08:30] <+Darn> I was jsut trying to show confidence
- [08:30] <+Darn> https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/white-house-worked-youtube-censor-covid-19-vaccine-misinformation-house-judiciary-committee
- [08:30] <+cnr> [ White House worked with YouTube to censor COVID-19 & vaccine ‘misinformation’: House Judiciary Committee ] - www.foxbusiness.com
- [08:30] <@Audasity> eraser: you just had to get him started, didnt you :P
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- Papilio machaon, also known as the Old World swallowtail, is a butterfly of the family Papilionidae. It is present throughout the entire Palearctic region, ranging from western Europe and Russia to China and Japan, including the Himalayas and Taiwan, across into Alaska, Canada, and the United States, and as far south as Saudi Arabia and Oman. The adult butterfly typically has yellow wings with black vein markings, and a wingspan of 65–86 millimetres (2.6–3.4 in). The hindwing has a pair of protruding tails, similar to that of a swallow, and just below each tail is one red and six blue eyespots. In the caterpillar stage, P. machaon has a length of 45 millimetres (1.8 in) and resembles a bird dropping, giving it camouflage.
- Photograph: Zeynel Cebeci
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- Alright, might as well go into that booth with that drunken Irishman and confess. I jerked off to child porn like 9,872,198 million times, I've had sex with girls aged 3-16, I had sex with an otter, a squirrel, a horse, my cat, and a bunch of other animals, some plants, video game consoles, kitchen appliances, my mattress, I also did a bunch of drugs. PCP, LSD, Heroine, Meth. I also killed some people (mostly gross minorities though). I've stolen some things (mostly stuff niggers owned so it was probably already stolen). Okay there. Now I never need to apologize for anything ever again.
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