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- Morning, nickles. Time for the news stuff.
- TRUMP VICTORY LAPJOBS GO BOOMPELOSI SHAME OF THE UNIONIOWA CAUCUS MESSCHINA VIRUS ALARM
- U.S. Economy Created 225,000 Jobs in January
- YPSILANTI, MI- MARCH 15: U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to auto workers at the American Center for Mobility March 15, 2017 in Ypsilanti, Michigan. Trump discussed his priorities of improving conditions to bolster the manufacturing industry and reduce the outsourcing of American jobs. (Photo by Bill Pugliano/Getty Images)
- The U.S. economy added 225,000 jobs in January and the unemployment rate ticked up to 3.6. Economists had expected the economy to add 160,000 jobs. December’s figure was revised up from 145,000 to 147,000.
- DNC Chair’s Call for Recanvass Heightens Speculation Iowa Caucus Results Rigged Against Sanders
- DNC’s Recanvass Call Heightens Speculation Iowa Caucus Rigged Against Sanders…
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- Michael Bloomberg in 2016: Bernie Sanders ‘Would’ve Beaten Donald Trump’
- …Bloomberg in 2016: Bernie ‘Would’ve Beaten Donald Trump’
- KYLE MORRIS
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- Santorum: Romney’s Impeachment Vote Made Vulnerable Republicans More Vulnerable
- JEFF POOR
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- MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace: Trump’s GOP Defenders a ‘Mafia Family’
- PAM KEY
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- Sanders: We’ve Had ‘Enough of Iowa’ – ‘Move on to New Hampshire’
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- NY Blocked from Fast-Track Travel Programs After Cuomo Bans DHS from Verifying State ID Records
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- Witness Murdered After New York Law Revealed His Identity in MS-13 Trial
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- Texas Authorities Seek Gunmen After Border Area Shootout
- Texas Authorities Seek Gunmen After Border Area Shootout
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- NASA Astronaut Christina Koch Returns to Earth After Spending Record 328 Days in Space
- NASA’s Christina Koch Returns to Earth After Record 328 Days in Space
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- ‘Snow Moon’ Will Be First Supermoon of 2020 to Light Up Sky This Weekend
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- WATCH: Elderly Ladies Form Special Bond Thanks to Companion Program
- AMY FURR
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- Four Children Found Alive After Going Missing During Alaskan Blizzard
- Four Children Found Alive After Going Missing During Alaskan Blizzard
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- Man Claims He Set $1M on Fire to Keep It from Ex-Wife
- Man Claims He Set $1M on Fire to Keep It from Ex-Wife
- NATE CHURCH
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- Brexit Leader Nigel Farage Meets With President Trump at White House: ‘Great Things Ahead For Our Two Countries’
- Brexit Leader Nigel Farage Meets With President Trump at White House
- ‘Great Things Ahead For Our Two Countries’
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- Exclusive – Iranian Persecuted Christians: Majority of Iran Supported Soleimani Airstrike
- Exclusive – Iranian Persecuted Christians: Majority of Iran Supported Soleimani Airstrike
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- China Reports, Deletes, Then Again Reports Death of Wuhan Virus Whistleblower Doctor…
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- Chinese Media Admit Chinese Travelers Are Lying About Coronavirus Exposure
- …State Media Admit Chinese Travelers Are Lying About Virus Exposure
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- Iowa Democrats Snub DNC: We’ll Recanvass if Any Campaign Requests It
- Iowa Democrats Defy DNC Re-Do
- ‘This is the official record of the Iowa Democratic caucus’
- Will Recanvass if Any Campaign Requests It
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- Bernie Sanders Declares Iowa Victory as Caucus Results Remain Uncertain
- …Bernie Declares Iowa Victory as Results Remain Uncertain…
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- Company Behind Iowa Caucus App Fiasco Has Close Ties to Clinton, Obama, Mark Zuckerberg
- …Company Behind Iowa App Fiasco Has Close Ties to Clinton, Obama, Zuckerberg…
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- …Report: Sanders Gains Delegates from ‘Satellite’ Caucuses…
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- …Dems Blame Trump Supporters for Debacle
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- Americans Satisfied with Personal Life Hits All-Time High
- JOHN NOLTE
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- Republicans Plan Legislative Blitz to Back Trump State of the Union Agenda
- GOP Plans Legislative Blitz to Back Trump SOTU Agenda
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- Wut? CNN’s Harwood: Trump’s ‘Dark’ Speech Reveals He Is in ‘Deep Psychological Distress’
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- …It Was ‘Necessary’
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- Nancy Pelosi Defends SOTU Behavior: I Felt ‘Liberated’ Ripping Trump’s Speech
- Pelosi Defends SOTU Behavior: I Felt ‘Liberated’ Ripping Trump’s Speech…
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- Snoop Dogg Erupts over Gayle King’s Kobe Bryant Rape Question: Back Off ‘Punk Motherf**ker
- Snoop Dogg Erupts over Gayle King’s Kobe Bryant Rape Question: Back Off ‘Punk Motherf**ker
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- Gayle King Blasts CBS for Airing Her Kobe Bryant Rape Questions
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
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- Tokyo tries to Quell Fear of Olympic-Paralympic Cancellation
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- Mourners Bring over 1,300 Balls to Staples Center to Honor Kobe Bryant
- Mourners Bring over 1,300 Balls to Staples Center to Honor Kobe Bryant
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- Pete Rose Asks for Reinstatement, Cites Astros and Steroids
- Pete Rose Asks for Reinstatement, Cites Astros and Steroids
- 119
- Mickelson Says He Won’t Accept US Open Exemption
- 15
- GRAPHIC: Gulf Cartel Dumps Fallen Members Outside Mexican Border City Funeral Home
- GRAPHIC: Cartel Dumps Fallen Members Outside Mexican Border City Funeral Home
- CARTEL CHRONICLES
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- CBP Air and Marine Operations Drones Lead to Apprehension of 13 Migrants in Texas
- CBP Drones Lead to Apprehension of 13 Migrants in Texas
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- Donald Trump Waves ‘Acquitted’ USA Today Newspaper at National Prayer Breakfast
- …Waves ‘Acquitted’ Front Page in Victory lap
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- Watch: Trump Speech at National Prayer Breakfast…
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- SOCIAL
- MOST POPULAR
- Ronna McDaniel Under Fire as GOP Calls Mount to Expel Her Uncle Mitt
- Ronna McDaniel Under Fire as GOP Calls Mount to Expel Her Uncle Mitt
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- Matthews: Trump Is Calling for 'Fight to the Death Against Dems
- Matthews: Trump Is Calling for 'Fight to the Death Against Dems
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- White House Announces Successful Strike Killing Terrorist Qasim al-Ray
- White House Announces Successful Strike Killing Terrorist Qasim al-Ray
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- MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace: Trump's GOP Defenders a 'Mafia Family'
- MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace: Trump's GOP Defenders a 'Mafia Family'
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- Democrat Sen. Richard Blumenthal: I Want My Children to Be Like Romney
- Democrat Sen. Richard Blumenthal: I Want My Children to Be Like Romney
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- Donald Trump Thanks 'Incredible Warriors' Who Won Impeachment Battle
- Donald Trump Thanks 'Incredible Warriors' Who Won Impeachment Battle
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- Iowa Democrats Snub DNC: We'll Recanvass if Any Campaign Requests It
- Iowa Democrats Snub DNC: We'll Recanvass if Any Campaign Requests It
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- DNC Chair Tom Perez Orders Recanvass of Iowa Caucus Vote
- DNC Chair Tom Perez Orders Recanvass of Iowa Caucus Vote
- Multiracial Duo Arrested for Killing White Man and Setting Fire to His Home
- Charles Martel
- This was another drug-related murder.
- Black Brothers Arrested for Killing White Drug Dealer in His Apartment
- Charles Martel
- Nebraska: Colored Gent Arrested for Murdering White Father 19 Years Ago
- Charles Martel
- UK: Bangladeshi Taxi Driver Jailed for Raping Woman in His Cab
- Charles Martel
- .................. Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- FEB 7
- Sunny
- 73°39°
- 0%
- WSW 13 mph 39%
- SAT
- FEB 8
- Partly Cloudy
- 66°59°
- 10%
- E 8 mph 69%
- SUN
- FEB 9
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 77°58°
- 60%
- SSE 15 mph 84%
- MON
- FEB 10
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 62°45°
- 60%
- NNE 13 mph 88%
- TUE
- FEB 11
- Thunderstorms
- 57°43°
- 80%
- N 14 mph 84%
- WED
- FEB 12
- Showers
- 57°44°
- 50%
- N 10 mph 84%
- THU
- FEB 13
- AM Showers
- 63°38°
- 40%
- N 13 mph 62%
- FRI
- FEB 14
- Mostly Sunny
- 62°40°
- 10%
- NE 8 mph 63%
- SAT
- FEB 15
- Partly Cloudy
- 66°48°
- 20%
- SE 11 mph 72%
- SUN
- FEB 16
- Showers
- 68°47°
- 40%
- SE 11 mph 69%
- MON
- FEB 17
- AM Showers
- 67°46°
- 40%
- N 10 mph 61%
- TUE
- FEB 18
- Partly Cloudy
- 64°45°
- 20%
- NNE 11 mph 64%
- WED
- FEB 19
- Mostly Cloudy
- 64°46°
- 20%
- ENE 10 mph 62%
- THU
- FEB 20
- Showers
- 66°47°
- 40%
- ENE 10 mph 66%
- FRI
- FEB 21
- AM Showers
- 70°50°
- 40%
- ESE 10 mph 67%
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- Current threat: The chink virus. ☣️️
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- Mike Tyson
- Mike Tyson is a sexy black guy who is known for eating people's ears and children. He first became known and hated by the general public when he KO'd some shithole and then when he bit another shithole's ear off. But there is more to this man than just his faggotry. For example, not many people know that he allegedly has a 14 inch penis, which is 10 inches bigger than the average cock and 20 inches longer than Chris Forcands. He has also claimed to be gay twice. His once immensely gay career was undermined by serious fucking problems, lack of sex, and periods. Upon release following his first prison sentence, he made a heavily anticipated comeback, but failed to reclaim his previous dominance. On June 11, 2005, Tyson suffered a defeat to journeyman Kevin McBride, and shortly after retired from the sport.
- (( RIP 6-3-2016 ))
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- Oh no. Not da damn Colonavilus. Prease.
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- Rain is an oil-on-canvas painting by Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh, part of The Wheat Field, a series that he executed in 1889 while a voluntary patient in the Saint-Paul asylum near Saint-Rémy-de-Provence, France. Through his cell window on the upper floor, he could see an enclosed wheat field, and he made about a dozen paintings of it over the changing seasons. In this work, he represented falling rain with diagonal lines of paint. The style is reminiscent of Japanese prints, but the effect is stylistically personal to Van Gogh. Seen through his rain-splattered window, he shows its bleak aspect in November, with grey clouds overhead and the wheat already harvested. The painting is now in the collection of the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
- Painting credit: Vincent van Gogh
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- Bye, you Niggers. I'm gonna go put my cat in a granulator.
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