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- Larry Elder: ‘We May Have Lost the Battle, but We Are Going to Win the War’
- Larry Elder election party (Mario Tama / Getty)
- Conservative talk radio host Larry Elder told supporters to be “gracious in defeat” as he conceded the results of the recall election on Tuesday night, which Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) won in a landslide, crushing an effort to unseat him.
- Biden Breaks Pledge: Raises Taxes on Americans Earnings over $50k…
- SEAN MORAN
- 604
- Biden Hires International Migration Group to Help Bring Expelled Illegal Aliens Back to U.S.
- …Hires Int’l Migration Group to Bring Expelled Illegal Aliens Back to U.S.
- 182
- Report: Joe Biden May Limit Coronavirus Antibody Treatments in States with GOP Governors
- 177
- Biden’s Corporate Tax Hike Higher than Communist China’s, Laborers to Bear 25% of Burden
- Biden’s Corporate Tax Hike Higher than Communist China’s, Laborers to Bear 25% of Burden
- 123
- Tony Blinken Confirms Child Brides Evacuated with Older Men from Afghanistan
- Tony Blinken Confirms Child Brides Evacuated with Older Men from Afghanistan
- 3,179
- GOP Senator Rips Blinken for Insisting Deadly Afghanistan Exit Was a Success
- 198
- Blinken: Afghans ‘For Understandable Reasons’ Committing Visa Fraud to Get to U.S.
- 21
- Blinken: ‘I Have Not’ Submitted Resignation over Deadly Afghan Evacuation
- 35
- GOP Congressmen Tell Blinken to Resign over ‘Fatally Flawed’ Afghanistan Exit: ‘Blood Is on Your Hands’
- GOP Congressmen Tell Blinken to Resign over ‘Fatally Flawed’ Afghanistan Exit: ‘Blood Is on Your Hands’
- 269
- MSNBC’s Wallace: ‘Lack of Masculinity’ in Republicans Who Claim Fraud
- MSNBC’s Wallace: ‘Lack of Masculinity’ in Republicans Who Claim Fraud
- 236
- Report: NYT Scrubs ‘Unsubstantiated’ Claim About New York Post’s Hunter Biden Story
- Report: NYT Scrubs ‘Unsubstantiated’ Claim About New York Post’s Hunter Biden Story
- 168
- Watch: Breitbart News Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow on TPUSA Live
- Watch: Breitbart News Editor-in-Chief Alex Marlow on TPUSA Live
- 11
- Fauci to Minaj: Cousin’s Friend’s Swollen Testicles Claims Bogus
- 290
- Fauci: May Take ‘Many, Many’ More Vaccine Mandates to Get Pandemic Under Control
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1,209
- Army Announces Mandatory Coronavirus Vaccine Plan for Soldiers
- Army Announces Mandatory Coronavirus Vaccine Plan for Soldiers
- 351
- Report: Mark Milley Told Military Officials Not to Take Orders After Capitol Riot
- The Real Coup
- Report: Milley Told Military Officials Not to Take Orders After Capitol Riot Unless He Was Involved
- Worried Military Could Not ‘Control’ Trump
- Told China He Would Warn Them If USA Attacked!
- 10,156
- Norm Macdonald, Deadpanning ‘SNL’ Legend, Dead at 61 After Private 9-Year Battle with Cancer
- Norm Macdonald, Deadpanning ‘SNL’ Legend, Dead at 61 After Private 9-Year Battle with Cancer
- 103
- After Recall Election, Newsom Could Sign Bill to Make Automatic Vote-by-Mail Permanent
- After Recall Election, Gavin Newsom Could Sign Election Bill to Make Automatic Vote-by-Mail Permanent
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 386
- Newsom: Republicans Are Trying to ‘Dismantle Democracy’
- 159
- Report: Iranian Guards Sexually Harassed Female Nuclear Inspectors
- 91
- Iranian Armed Forces Spokesman: America ‘No. 1 Enemy,’ Israel ‘Must Be Eliminated’
- Iranian Armed Forces Spokesman: America ‘No. 1 Enemy,’ Israel ‘Must Be Eliminated’
- 168
- Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker Won’t Say When Mask Mandate Will End: ‘I Couldn’t Give You a Date’
- IL Guv Won’t Say When Mask Mandate Will End
- 289
- Exiting FDA Regulators Say Pushing Boosters Undermines Vaccines
- 182
- Watch: Rep. Kat Cammack: ‘Hell No’ to B.S. Vaccine Mandates
- 53
- Nicki Minaj Skips Met Gala Over Vaccine Requirement, Fears Side Effects
- Nicki Minaj Skips Met Gala Over Vaccine Requirement
- 102
- Trump Endorses Florida Congressional Candidate Anna Paulina Luna
- Trump Endorses Florida Congressional Candidate Anna Paulina Luna
- 115
- Josh Hawley Endorses JD Vance for Ohio Senate Race
- Josh Hawley Endorses JD Vance for Ohio Senate Race
- 93
- Hawley Pledges to Slow-Walk Biden Pentagon, State Nominees over Botched Afghanistan Withdrawal
- Hawley Pledges to Slow-Walk Biden Pentagon, State Nominees over Botched Afghanistan Withdrawal
- 10
- McCarthy: AOC ‘the Leader of the Democratic Party’
- McCarthy: AOC ‘the Leader of the Democratic Party’
- 114
- Elizabeth Warren Asks Federal Reserve to Break Up Wells Fargo
- Elizabeth Warren Asks Federal Reserve to Break Up Wells Fargo
- 153
- Bidenflation: U.S. Consumers Face Steeply Higher Prices on Beef, Bacon, Chicken, Fish, and Even Salad Dressing
- Bidenflation: U.S. Consumers Face Steeply Higher Prices on Beef, Bacon, Chicken, Fish
- 328
- Far-Left Atlantic Admits Coronavirus Hospitalizations Misleading: Roughly Half Not Due to Infection or Severe Illness
- Far-Left Atlantic Admits COVID Hospitalizations Misleading
- Roughly Half Not Due to Infection or Severe Illness
- 2,111
- Teachers’ Union Prez: ‘Vaccines Are a Way of Life’
- 446
- Sen. Marsha Blackburn Calls on U.S. to ‘Ban Vaccine Mandates’
- 261
- Report: Facebook Exempts ‘Whitelisted’ Elite Users from Platform Rules
- Report: Facebook Exempts ‘Whitelisted’ Elite Users from Platform Rules
- 187
- California Recall: Polls Close 8 p.m. PT; Three ‘Waves’ of Results to Be Reported
- Tonight: California Recall Election
- Polls Close 8 p.m. PT; Three ‘Waves’ of Results to Be Reported
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 635
- Biden, Newsom Continue Democrat Tradition of Blaming Climate Change for Wildfires
- 1,733
- Thousands of State, Health Care Employees Plan to Avoid Vaccine Mandates in California
- Thousands of CA State, Health Care Employees Plan to Avoid Vax Mandates
- 619
- Exclusive–Tragesser: Is President Biden Leading Us Towards Another 9/11?
- Exclusive–Tragesser: Is President Biden Leading Us Towards Another 9/11?
- 485
- Megan Rapinoe Flaunts ‘in Gay We Trust’ Message at the Met Gala
- 84
- Biden’s Agencies Dodge on Whether Afghans Are Mandated to Take Vaccine
- 43
- WATCH – AOC Wears ‘Tax the Rich’ Dress to $35,000 Per Ticket Met Gala
- Troll So Hard: AOC Wears ‘Tax the Rich’ Dress to $35,000/Ticket Met Gala
- 3,144
- Hurricane Nicholas Smashes Texas Coast: ‘Dangerous’ Flood, Storm Surge Warnings Issued
- Hurricane Nicholas Smashes Texas Coast
- 178
- Yellow Vests 2.0? European Union Faces Widespread Unrest as Green Policies See Energy Costs Soar
- E.U. Widespread Unrest as Green Policies Cause Soaring Energy Prices
- KURT ZINDULKA
- 604
- New York Passes Law Banning Sale of Gas Vehicles by 2035
- New York Passes Law Banning Sale of Gas Vehicles by 2035
- 1,366
- Wut? Still Wants Taliban to Have ‘Inclusive and Representative Government’…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 655
- …Fact Check: Blinken Claims Trump Admin Did Not Leave an Afghanistan Withdrawal Plan…
- 4,125
- WATCH: Blinken Testifies on Afghan Withdrawal
- 493
- McCaul: Interpreters Still in Afghanistan Are ‘Gone’ – ‘The Taliban Will Not Allow Them to Leave’ and They’re ‘Already Being Executed’
- McCaul: Interpreters Still in Afghanistan Are ‘Gone’ – ‘The Taliban Will Not Allow Them to Leave’ and They’re ‘Already Being Executed’
- 996
- Blinken Dodges Key Questions in House Testimony
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 371
- Jeff Daniels: Some Republicans ‘Want White Minority Rule’ in America
- 1,353
- Fashion Notes: Kamala Harris’ Stepdaughter Ella Emhoff Channels Menstrual Cycle at Met Gala
- Fashion Notes: Kamala Harris’ Stepdaughter Ella Emhoff Channels Menstrual Cycle at Met Gala
- JOHN BINDER
- 2,810
- MSNBC’s Reid to Nicki Minaj: You Are Putting Our Community ‘In the Position of Dying’
- 601
- People Magazine Refuses to Comment on Wuhan Lab Bombshell Report After Naming Fauci Among ‘2020 People of the Year’
- People Magazine Refuses to Comment on Wuhan Lab Bombshell Report After Naming Fauci Among ‘2020 People of the Year’
- 353
- Schmidt: 'No Question' Trump Was 'Incapacitated'
- Schmidt: 'No Question' Trump Was 'Incapacitated'
- 1,246
- Marco Rubio Calls on Gen. Mark Milley to Resign
- Marco Rubio Calls on Gen. Mark Milley to Resign
- 2,319
- Biden Declares Positive Support for Coronavirus Vaccine Mandates
- Biden Declares Positive Support for Coronavirus Vaccine Mandates
- 321
- Blinken Confirms Child Brides Evacuated w/ Older Men from Afghanistan
- Blinken Confirms Child Brides Evacuated w/ Older Men from Afghanistan
- 3,179
- Trump on 'Dumbass' Milley: 'Action Should Be Taken Immediately'
- Trump on 'Dumbass' Milley: 'Action Should Be Taken Immediately'
- 1,969
- AOC Wears 'Tax the Rich' Dress to $35,000 Per Ticket Met Gala
- AOC Wears 'Tax the Rich' Dress to $35,000 Per Ticket Met Gala
- 3,144
- Gavin Newsom to Remain in Office; Dems Want to Limit Future Recalls
- Gavin Newsom to Remain in Office; Dems Want to Limit Future Recalls
- 5,087
- Milley Told Military Officials Not to Take Orders After Capitol Riot
- Milley Told Military Officials Not to Take Orders After Capitol Riot
- 10,156
- Gavin Newsom: A Vote for Larry Elder is a Vote Against 'Diversity'
- Gavin Newsom: A Vote for Larry Elder is a Vote Against 'Diversity'
- 4,293
- Rand Paul Calls for Milley to Be Court-Martialed, Removed
- Rand Paul Calls for Milley to Be Court-Martialed, Removed
- Negro Soccer Player Set to Pay $1M Fine After Throwing Lamp at His Mudshark Ex-Girlfriend.
- Women still seem to be drawn to these ugly creatures, even after they hurt them.
- Police Seek 2 Negroes After 2 Men Were Attacked and Left Bleeding in Street.
- Police Searching for Trio of Blacks Who Slashed Woman's Face on Brooklyn Subway Then Fled.
- Negro Tranny Arrested After Drugging Miami Beach Men and Stealing Their Watches.
- Sheboon Throws Tantrum on Delta Airlines Flight Before Being Booted.
- Negro Robber Captured by Police After Rite Aid Worker Put GPS on Bag of Cash.
- ....... Weather.
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- Wed 15 | Day
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- Cloudy early, becoming mostly sunny this afternoon. High 91F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph.
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- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:14 am
- Sunset
- 7:34 pm
- Wed 15 | Night
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- Partly cloudy skies. Low 68F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 4:21 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 1:35 am
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- Fri 24
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- Current threat: Rodents. 🐹
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- Hauntings
- A haunting is a spooky occurrence that happens when someone has been trolled so severely that even in death they linger in the form of a ghost. The cause of most hauntings are fishing line, creaky houses, and not calling a plumber when your pipes are fucked. Fortunately for gullible donglords the lack of any actual ghostly presence doesn't disqualify a place from being haunted. Merely by believing that a dead person is floating around watching them masturbate is sufficient to claim they are being visited by the other side. Appropriately, the people most likely to find themselves haunted are skiddish white people who never stopped believing in imaginary friends and superstitious third world nignogs.
- Occasionally an actual haunting will develop and promptly scare the shit out of anyone unfortunate enough to have to witness its large menagerie of physics defying ghost douchebaggery. Depending on the type of manifestations plaguing these unlucky assholes they can look forward to disembodied voices, sentient shadows, residual weeping, self propelled objects, self-rearranging chairs, and if particularly fucked, physical attacks. Considered by ghost experts to be a form of reverse trolling these activities are the result of a spirit that has realized he or she is dead and therefore can't be bothered to give anymore fucks. Typically these ghosts spend all their energy being an annoyance at worst. Excited for your morning jog? Let's see how excited you are to go dick around in the park after witnessing a floating translucent woman crying in your living room every morning.
- (( DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT ))
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- The Cuban peso is the official currency of Cuba. Under the Spanish Administration, the Banco Español de la Habana introduced Cuba's first issue of banknotes in 1857 in denominations of 50, 100, 300, 500 and 1,000 dollars. Beginning in 1872, fractional peso banknotes were issued in denominations of 5, 10, 20, 25, and 50 centavos and printed in strips of ten. This 5 centavos note was issued in 1876. It forms part of the National Numismatic Collection at the Smithsonian Institution.
- Other denominations: 10 centavos20 centavos25 centavos50 centavos
- Banknote design credit: American Bank Note Company; photographed by Andrew Shiva
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- Penis.......... Well, I'm gonna go drive by a middle school and stalk some teenage girls while I jerk off to them in my car.
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