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- Morning, monkeys. Time for the latest news.
- Pinkerton: October Surprises in U.S. History
- WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 02: U.S. President Donald Trump leaves the White House for Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on the South Lawn of the White House on October 2, 2020 in Washington, DC. President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have both tested positive for coronavirus. (Photo …
- Drastic turns can, and do, happen at any time, and yet now, in October 2020, as so many eyes are glued to political events, we realize how much effect they can have.
- WATCH: Wisconsin Protesters Defy Curfew Orders for Third Night
- WATCH: Wisconsin Protesters Defy Curfew Orders for Third Night
- GOP Narrows Voter Registration Advantage in Competitive North Carolina
- GOP Narrows Voter Registration Advantage in Competitive North Carolina
- Donald Trump Says He Is ‘Medication Free’ After Coronavirus Treatments
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Charles Hurt: If the Democrats Are Really So Far Ahead, Why Are They Acting So Desperate?
- Trump on LeBron: You Don’t Want to ‘Watch Somebody that Hates Your Guts’
- Left Recruits 600k Poll Workers
- MSNBC: Trump ‘Raising an Illegal White Nationalist Terrorist Army’
- Trump Returning for Campaign Rally in Florida Monday
- Watch: Marsha Blackburn Fact-Checks Joy Behar on ‘The View’
- Pearl Jam Musicians Team Up with Biden Campaign to Push Voter Turnout
- ONE Musicfest Teams Up With Michelle Obama, Stacey Abrams for ‘Pre-Party to the Polls’ Event
- Meltdown: Democrat Cal Cunningham Dodges Four Separate Times When Asked if There Are More Mistresses
- Meltdown: Dem Cunningham Dodges Four Separate Times When Asked if There Are More Mistresses…
- …Progressive Veteran Group Silent on Cal Cunningham After Revelations
- Nearly 50,000 Voters Receive Wrong Ballot in Ohio County
- 50,000 Voters Receive Wrong Ballot in OH County
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- South Los Angeles: Woman Finds Discarded Ballots Near Drive-Thru ATM
- South Los Angeles: Woman Finds Discarded Ballots Near Drive-Thru ATM
- NH Residents Receive Unidentified Mailers with Absentee Ballot Applications
- Donald Trump to Iran: ‘If You F*ck Around with Us’ We Will Respond 1,000 Fold
- Donald Trump to Iran: ‘If You F*ck Around with Us’ We Will Respond 1,000 Fold
- Pompeo Calls on Catholic Church to Be Tough on China Like John Paul II with Soviets — ‘A Powerful Force for Good in the World’
- Pompeo Calls on Catholic Church to Be Tough on China Like John Paul II with Soviets
- Pakistan Bans TikTok over ‘Immoral and Indecent’ Content
- Pakistan Bans TikTok over ‘Immoral and Indecent’ Content
- Kamala Harris Said She Was ‘Absolutely’ Open to Court Packing in 2019
- Kamala Harris Said She Was ‘Absolutely’ Open to Court Packing in 2019
- Donald Trump to Rush Limbaugh: When We Are Beating the Left They Call Us Racist
- Trump to Rush Limbaugh: When We Are Beating the Left They Call Us Racist
- Virtual Talk Radio Town Hall!
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Blue State Blues: Once Socialism Gets In, You Can Never Vote It Out
- Blue State Blues: Once Socialism Gets In, You Can Never Vote It Out
- Pollak: Will Joe Biden Go Peacefully If He Loses?
- Pollak: Will Joe Biden Go Peacefully If He Loses?
- Blackwell: Abolish the Debate Commission If No In-person Debates
- Blackwell: Abolish the Debate Commission If No In-person Debates
- VP Debate Moderator Susan Page Does Not Dismiss Accusations of Sexism Lodged at Mike Pence
- VP Debate Moderator Suggests Pence Sexist
- C-SPAN: ‘Steve Scully Believes His Account Has Been Hacked’
- Covid Cops and Lockdown Enforcement to Get £60m in Taxpayers’ Cash
- UK: Covid Cops, Lockdown Enforcement to Get £60m in Taxpayers’ Cash
- U.S. Treasury Department Sanctions 18 Iranian Banks to ‘Stop Illicit Access to U.S. Dollars’
- Treasury Dept Sanctions 18 Iranian Banks to ‘Stop Illicit Access to U.S. Dollars’
- Nobel Prize-Winning U.N. World Food Programme Has Record of Rape, Poisoning Scandals
- Nobel Prize-Winning U.N. World Food Program Has Record of Rape, Poisoning Scandals
- War Monitors: Turkey Has Sent 1,200 Syrian Fighters Into Azeri-Armenian War
- War Monitors: Turkey Has Sent 1,200 Syrian Fighters Into Azeri-Armenian War
- Twitter Imposes New Limits on Politicians Ahead of Election
- Twitter Imposes New Limits on Politicians Ahead of Election
- LUCAS NOLAN
- Report: 5% of Coinbase Employees Leave Following CEO’s ‘No Woke Capitalism’ Rule
- Report: 5% of Coinbase Employees Leave After CEO’s ‘No Woke Capitalism’ Rule
- Erdogan Defends Turkey’s Military Expansion into Fifth Country: Qatar
- Erdogan Defends Turkey’s Military Expansion into Fifth Country: Qatar
- Cuba Denies Reports that Jihadists Released Kidnapped Slave Doctors
- Cuba Denies Reports that Jihadists Released Kidnapped Slave Doctors
- Nigerian Pleads Guilty to Murdering Mackenzie Lueck, Avoids Death Penalty
- Nigerian Pleads Guilty to Murdering Mackenzie Lueck, Avoids Death Penalty
- Poll: Donald Trump Takes Lead over Joe Biden in Arizona
- Poll: Donald Trump Takes Lead over Joe Biden in Arizona
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Trump Slams de Blasio’s Crackdown of NY Jews
- Fact Check: Left Falsely Claims Trump’s Coronavirus Treatments Developed Using Fetal Tissue
- HBO’s ‘The West Wing’ Reunion Trailer Promotes Michelle O Vote Campaign
- Lin-Manuel Miranda Cuts Biden Ad in Last-Ditch Appeal to Florida’s Puerto Rican Voters
- Lin-Manuel Miranda Cuts Biden Ad Targeting Florida’s Puerto Rican Voters
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- Rapper Tory Lanez Charged with Rapper Shooting Megan Thee Stallion
- Whitmer: Trump Still ‘Won’t Stop Attacking Me’ — Tweets ‘Creating a Very Dangerous Situation’
- Whitmer: Trump Still ‘Won’t Stop Attacking Me’ — Tweets ‘Creating a Very Dangerous Situation’
- PAM KEY
- Donald Trump to Gretchen Whitmer: ‘I Do Not Tolerate ANY Extreme Violence’
- Donald Trump to Gretchen Whitmer: ‘I Do Not Tolerate ANY Extreme Violence’
- Biden Blames Trump for Gretchen Whitmer Kidnap Attempt, Without Evidence: ‘Why Can’t the President Just Say Stop?’
- Biden Blames Trump Without Evidence: ‘Why Can’t the President Just Say Stop?’
- Driver Killed, Nine Injured After Suspected Migrant Smuggler’s Car Crash
- Driver Killed, Nine Injured After Suspected Migrant Smuggler’s Car Crash
- Christians Banned from Holding Prayer Vigils, Peaceful Protests Near UK Abortion Clinic
- Christians Banned from Holding Prayer Vigils, Peaceful Protests Near UK Abortion Clinic
- Nearly Half of Young People in North Africa and Middle East Want to Migrate
- Nearly Half of Young People in North Africa and Middle East Want to Migrate
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
- Claim: Establishment Journo Is BoJo’s New ‘White House’ Style Spox
- Poll: 56% Americans Say They Are Better Off Now Under Trump Than Four Years Ago Under Obama-Biden
- Poll: 56% Americans Better Off Now Under Trump Than Four Years Ago Under Obama-Biden
- Highest Recorded for Incumbent This Close to Election
- Campaign Demands In-Person Debate as Donald Trump ‘Safe Return to Public Engagement’ by Saturday
- Trump Campaign Demands In-Person Debate
- Debate Commission Trying to ‘shield Biden from another shellacking’
- Trump Rally Saturday?
- IAN HANCHETT
- Hollywood Reporter: Kamala Harris Rises Above Mansplaining
- Hollywood Reporter: Kamala Rises Above Mansplaining’
- Karen Pence’s Office Defends Her Joining Debate Stage Without a Mask
- Karen Pence Defends Joining Debate Stage Without Mask
- Gretchen Whitmer Echoes Joe Biden, Says Trump ‘Complicit’ in Kidnap Plot, Without Evidence
- …Gretchen: Trump ‘Complicit’…
- Joe Biden Tweets Debunked Charlottesville ‘Very Fine People’ Hoax to Blame Trump for Michigan
- …Biden Tweets Debunked ‘Very Fine People’ Hoax to Blame Trump…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- Suspect in Gretchen Whitmer Kidnap Plot: Donald Trump a ‘Tyrant’
- …Suspect: Trump ‘Tyrant’…
- KYLE OLSON
- Suspect Charged in Gretchen Whitmer Kidnap Plot Had Anarchist Flag, Hates Police
- FBI: Plot to Kidnap Whitmer…
- Trump: Fox News 'No Longer Great' and an 'Obstacle' to My Campaign
- Trump: Fox News 'No Longer Great' and an 'Obstacle' to My Campaign
- Maher: 'I Don't Know What I'm Getting for My Super High Taxes' in CA
- Maher: 'I Don't Know What I'm Getting for My Super High Taxes' in CA
- Waters: 'Long Past Time the 25th Amendment Should Have Been Enacted'
- Waters: 'Long Past Time the 25th Amendment Should Have Been Enacted'
- W.H. Spox: Scully Tweet Raises Question on Debate Commission Judgment
- W.H. Spox: Scully Tweet Raises Question on Debate Commission Judgment
- Hurt: If Democrats Are Really So Far Ahead, Why Are They So Desperate
- Hurt: If Democrats Are Really So Far Ahead, Why Are They So Desperate
- Trump 'Disappointed' 'Obamagate' Investigation Not Out Before Election
- Trump 'Disappointed' 'Obamagate' Investigation Not Out Before Election
- October Surprises in U.S. History
- October Surprises in U.S. History
- Cuomo: 'I Don't Care' Your Religion -- 'You Have to Follow the Rules'
- Cuomo: 'I Don't Care' Your Religion -- 'You Have to Follow the Rules'
- Nancy Pelosi, Jamie Raskin to Propose 25th Amendment 'Commission'
- Nancy Pelosi, Jamie Raskin to Propose 25th Amendment 'Commission'
- Baboon Kills White Couple in St. Augustine Apartment Complex Before Being Caught Hiding in Retention Pond.
- Honestly, what's even the point of saying anything at this point.
- Florida: Sasquatch Beats Teenage White Girl Unconscious in Panda Express Lane After She Rejects His Advances.
- Queens: Negro Angrily Shoots at Cops After Getting Arrest Warrant.
- Spic Gets Two Decades in Prison After Smuggling Fentanyl and Carfentanil Via The Dark Web.
- Spade Bloods Member Gets 18 Years After Breaking into Apartment, Pointing Gun at Pregnant Woman's Stomach, and Raping Her.
- Black "Accidentally" Fires at Protesters in Lafayette, Louisiana.
- Monk Arrested For Raping Tulane University at Gunpoint in 1975.
- Tranny Negro Arrested After Ramming Car into Vehicle in Macon, Georgia.
- ........ Alright. Forget that... Weather.
- Sat 10 | Day
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- Current threat: Care bears. 🐻
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- Lifting Blogs
- Introducing the newest trend happening on the darkest corner of the internet. Known as "lifting" blogs, which is short for shoplifting blogs, this phenomenon consists of mainly women (and the occasional sissy men) who are IRL stealing makeup and clothing from stores and anonymously sharing their thievery with the world by posting it to their Tumblrs. As if that alone isn't moronic enough, with it being Tumblr and all, there are also teenagers who are role playing as people stealing from stores and uploading photos of the makeup their parents bought for them, while claiming it to be "lifted" merchandise. It should come as no surprise that the majority of these lifters turn out to be spoiled, middle class citizens who have no shame in admitting that they're spoiled middle class girls who steal for "all the right reasons."
- Let's pretend that Tumblr staff doesn't have access to the lifting bloggers' IP addresses, and let's also pretend they wouldn't be able to be tracked them down if their IPs were turned into authorities. No matter, because thankfully, in true Tumblr ignorance, the shoplifters are kind enough to upload photos of stolen merch from their personal cell phones, with geo-location intact. No, seriously, they're actually the dumbest thieves on the entire internet.
- ((( MASCARA > LIFE )))
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- IRC: #2600:
- [21:54] <rebel> doesnt change my vote
- [21:55] <@doug> wordup
- [22:00] <@luldangs> h
- [22:00] <squal1d> *shrug* rebel dont over think it, get that op
- [22:00] <squal1d> win
- [22:01] <rebel> drink my liquid shits from a hot air balloon
- [22:01] <@luldangs> lol
- [22:01] <@luldangs> interesting mental image
- [22:01] <squal1d> high resolution
- [22:02] <rebel> try to get as much in your mouth as you can
- [22:03] <@luldangs> oh ok
- [22:03] <rebel> can only aim so well at 30ft
- 03[22:03] * luldangs sets mode: +b *!*@niggers.jews.and.spi.cs
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- Thelonious Monk (October 10, 1917 – February 17, 1982) was an American jazz pianist and composer, and the second-most-recorded jazz composer after Duke Ellington. He had a unique improvisational style and famously remarked, "The piano ain't got no wrong notes". He made numerous contributions to the standard jazz repertoire, including "'Round Midnight", and a wide range of other compositions. He was renowned for a distinctive dress style, which included suits, hats, and sunglasses. He had disappeared from the scene by the mid-1970s and made only a few appearances during the final decade of his life. This 1947 photograph of Monk was taken by the American photographer William P. Gottlieb in Minton's Playhouse, a jazz club in New York.
- Photograph credit: William P. Gottlieb; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Nigger. Well I'm done. I'm gonna go pepper spray some blacks at a BLM protest.
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