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- Hey, everyone. It's your good friend Newscaster Ned here again to give you the news.
- ABC/WAPO: BIDEN POLL DANGER
- Trump +10
- joe biden donald trump
- President Joe Biden is struggling to connect with Americans across a variety of critical issues as former President Donald Trump enjoys a commanding 10-point lead over his anticipated rival for the White House in 2024, polling released Sunday shows.
- Joe Biden: 'If You Need 80 Shots in a Magazine You Shouldn't Own a Gun'
- Joe Biden: 'If You Need 80 Shots in a Magazine You Shouldn't Own a Gun'
- 2,306
- GOP Predicts Biden Business Received $50M, $30M More than Shown
- GOP Predicts Biden Business Received $50M, $30M More than Shown
- 3,249
- Biden Promised Zelensky Long-Range ATACMS Missiles: Report
- Biden Promised Zelensky Long-Range ATACMS Missiles: Report
- 1,642
- Ocasio-Cortez: Menendez Should Resign Over 'Extremely Serious' Charges
- Ocasio-Cortez: Menendez Should Resign Over 'Extremely Serious' Charges
- 85
- Trump Slams Howard Stern: 'Broken Weirdo, Unattractive Both Inside and Out'
- Trump Slams Howard Stern: 'Broken Weirdo, Unattractive Both Inside and Out'
- 758
- Poll: Trump Takes Commanding 10-Point Lead over Biden
- Poll: Trump Takes Commanding 10-Point Lead over Biden
- 5,295
- Banks: Republicans Who Put Ukraine over U.S. Won't 'Pass the Test in 2024'
- Banks: Republicans Who Put Ukraine over U.S. Won't 'Pass the Test in 2024'
- 1,028
- ABC's Raddatz: Poll of Trump Beating Biden a 'Tough One to Spin'
- ABC's Raddatz: Poll of Trump Beating Biden a 'Tough One to Spin'
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- Zelensky, Trudeau Give Ovation to Soldier Who Fought for Nazi Germany
- Zelensky, Trudeau Give Ovation to Soldier Who Fought for Nazi Germany
- 330
- Pro-Abortion Signs Line I-55 to Illinois: ‘God’s Plan Includes Abortion'
- Pro-Abortion Signs Line I-55 to Illinois: ‘God’s Plan Includes Abortion'
- Shaved Gorilla Arrested After Ramming His Car into Another Vehicle, Sending it Flying, and Killing Woman from Bulgaria.
- Just revoke their goddamn licenses already.
- 2 Suspooks Arrested in Youngstown Shooting of White Man.
- 2 Bongo Beaters Arrested in Shooting Death of Berry College Student.
- Spic with Dreadlocks Kills White Man as He Was Driving to Get Haircut.
- ........ You're gay. You're whole family is gay. Here's the weather.
- There is a possible risk of severe weather today. Wind and hail are the greatest threat.
- Today
- Mostly Sunny
- 102°
- /76°
- 6%
- S 11 mph
- Sun 24 | Day
- 102°
- 6%
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- Lots of sunshine. High 102F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 36%
- UV Index
- 9 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:19 am
- Sunset
- 7:24 pm
- Sun 24 | Night
- 76°
- 24%
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- Partly cloudy skies. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low 76F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 72%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 4:29 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 1:39 am
- Mon 25
- Partly Cloudy
- 94°
- /72°
- 24%
- NW 9 mph
- Tue 26
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /67°
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- NNE 9 mph
- Wed 27
- Mostly Sunny
- 93°
- /67°
- 12%
- NNE 7 mph
- Thu 28
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /69°
- 6%
- ENE 7 mph
- Fri 29
- Mostly Sunny
- 97°
- /70°
- 8%
- ESE 9 mph
- Sat 30
- Mostly Sunny
- 96°
- /71°
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- ESE 10 mph
- Sun 01
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°
- /71°
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- ESE 10 mph
- Mon 02
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°
- /70°
- 11%
- ESE 8 mph
- Tue 03
- Partly Cloudy
- 94°
- /68°
- 11%
- ESE 8 mph
- Wed 04
- Partly Cloudy
- 93°
- /68°
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- ESE 8 mph
- Thu 05
- Partly Cloudy
- 91°
- /68°
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- SE 8 mph
- Fri 06
- Partly Cloudy
- 91°
- /68°
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- ESE 9 mph
- Sat 07
- Partly Cloudy
- 92°
- /68°
- 24%
- SSE 8 mph
- Sun 08
- Partly Cloudy
- 90°
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- Current threat: Spooktober. 👻
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- Injuns
- Native Americans, thievin' redskins, or simply "Injuns", as they like to be called, are red-skinned savages who happen to be the indigenous peoples of America. Their spirits have been crushed ever since. Most female Injuns become Teenmommies by the age of 13. They also have an undying lust for Lysol to huff.
- Native Americans are relatively untrollable due to widespread depression about their decimation. Either that or they're too fucked up on alcohol and don't respond. The Indian reservations don't sell alcohol on Sundays, so an alcohol substitute was created by diluting a bottle of cheap hairspray, usually the 99 cent Aqua Net, in a gallon of water. This beverage in known as "Ocean" or "Montana Gin." When you drink it it makes you want to pass out on the railroad tracks. This usually results in the consumer getting pwned by a freight train.
- (( VISIT THEIR CASINO ))
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- Aegirine is a member of the clinopyroxene group of inosilicate minerals. It is the sodium endmember of the aegirine–augite series, and has the chemical formula NaFeSi2O6, in which the iron is present as the ion Fe3+. Aegirine occurs as dark green monoclinic prismatic crystals. This photograph depicts aegirine crystals with minor feldspar found at Mount Malosa in Zomba, Malawi.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go jerk off to pictures of Amy Rose... What? We've all done it at least a couple of times.
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