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- Test complete.
- Morning, ass pirates. Time for the news.
- CCP Starves Its People to Reach Zero COVID
- Videos: Locked Down Shanghai Residents Scream from Windows, Fight over Scarce Food
- Medical workers spray antiseptic outside of the main gate of Shanghai Stock Exchange Building on February 03, 2020 in Shanghai, China. (Photo by Yifan Ding/Getty Images)
- Videos surfacing on social media in the past week from Shanghai – and rapidly deleted on government-controlled sites like Weibo – show mounting desperation as a poorly planned coronavirus lockdown leaves the heart of China’s economy with rotting food and a lack of basic necessities.
- Chris Christie on Trump: 'His Grip on the Party Is Diminishing'
- Chris Christie on Trump: 'His Grip on the Party Is Diminishing'
- 1,281
- Macron, Le Pen Improve Vote Shares, Presidential Decider in Two Weeks
- Macron, Le Pen Improve Vote Shares, Presidential Decider in Two Weeks
- 59
- Biggs: Maybe 30K Illegals at U.S. Border Every Day After Title 42
- Biggs: Maybe 30K Illegals at U.S. Border Every Day After Title 42
- 2,387
- WATCH: Commuters Angered by Climate Protest Road Blockades
- WATCH: Commuters Angered by Climate Protest Road Blockades
- 50
- Megan Rapinoe Threatens 'The Rock' over Allegedly Stolen Logo
- Megan Rapinoe Threatens 'The Rock' over Allegedly Stolen Logo
- 233
- Sheriff: Florida Teacher Sends Students Sex Messages, Molests 14 Y/O
- Sheriff: Florida Teacher Sends Students Sex Messages, Molests 14 Y/O
- 802
- Failed Candidate for Establishment Right Backs Macron, Not Le Pen
- Failed Candidate for Establishment Right Backs Macron, Not Le Pen
- 2,561
- Woke Disney Heiress Urges Disney to Go More Woke
- Woke Disney Heiress Urges Disney to Go More Woke
- 7,294
- Donald Trump Endorses Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania U.S. Senate Race
- Donald Trump Endorses Mehmet Oz in Pennsylvania U.S. Senate Race
- 6,767
- Gibbons: 'Middle Class Is Not Really Paying ... Fair Share'
- Gibbons: 'Middle Class Is Not Really Paying ... Fair Share'
- Chimp Bites off Brooklyn Cop's Middle Finger While Wrestling Him.
- He won't be able to flip anyone off anymore. Tragic.
- Negro Arrested After Stealing Troy Man's Identity.
- Tennessee Groid Arrested After Trafficking 2 Teenage Girls.
- Macon: Groid Breaks into Woman's Apartment and Rapes Her.
- Monknoid Arrested After Slashing Woman's Face at Chicago Bus Stop.
- A Bunch of Negroes Arrested in San Francisco Burglary Bust.
- 2 Sheboons Steal Over 1 Mil in Jewelry from Fort Lauderdale Living Facility.
- Negro NFL Player Trevor Davis Arrested After Making False Bomb Threat.
- ................... Weather.
- Mon 11 | Day
- 88°
- 19%
- S 16 mph
- Cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. High 88F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 70%
- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:07 am
- Sunset
- 7:55 pm
- Mon 11 | Night
- 69°
- 20%
- SSE 13 mph
- Partly cloudy skies early will give way to cloudy skies late. Low 69F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 86%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 3:02 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 4:19 am
- Tue 12
- 91°
- /68°
- PM Thunderstorms
- 42%
- S 19 mph
- Wed 13
- 94°
- /52°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 42%
- W 11 mph
- Thu 14
- 87°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 7%
- E 11 mph
- Fri 15
- 86°
- /67°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 21%
- SE 10 mph
- Sat 16
- 90°
- /65°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 19%
- SSE 14 mph
- Sun 17
- 93°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 12%
- S 14 mph
- Mon 18
- 78°
- /52°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- NNE 16 mph
- Tue 19
- 75°
- /54°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- NNE 14 mph
- Wed 20
- 80°
- /57°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- SE 15 mph
- Thu 21
- 84°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 17%
- SSE 16 mph
- Fri 22
- 83°
- /58°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SE 15 mph
- Sat 23
- 87°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 16 mph
- Sun 24
- 88°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 15 mph
- Mon 25
- 89°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 15 mph
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- Current threat: Easter bunny attacks. 🐰
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- Smugglypuff
- Smugglypuff (Powerword: Theo [Valerie] Williamson), is a gender confused, fugly, androgynous, social justice creampuff who inadvertently turned themselves into a meme by blatantly lying to the police on camera, who then subsequently got themselves arrested by throwing a man-child sized tranny-tantrum that resulted in destroying a random person's phone simply because they happened to be standing around doing nothing in particular at all.
- They are known by their yellow Eric Cartman style beanie, their impressively bloated whale like appearance and their smugly looking butter face. All contact with this horrible feman monstrosity should be avoided as they are prone to enraged fatty fits of unwarranted self-important shit throwing. Unable to handle even the slightest measure of adversity as a result of faulty, deficient upbringing, this stuck up, self-centered smugtard is always just one triggering away from an adult diaper blow-out to the nearest "safe space".
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- The northern lapwing or peewit (Vanellus vanellus), is a bird in the family Charadriidae, the plovers, dotterels and lapwings. It is a wader that breeds on cultivated land and other short vegetation habitats. It has a distribution across much of the temperate Palearctic realm and is highly migratory. At least in parts of its range, there have been population declines due to changes in agricultural practices.
- Photograph credit: Andreas Trepte
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go shave all my ass hair off.
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