Copypastas I

You fool. You absolute bufoon. Do you think you can challenge me in my own realm? Do you think you can rebel against my authority? How you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? You thought you were safe under in your chainmail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want this war, but I didn't start it.