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- Hey, kids! 🤡 It's me Zippy the homosexual hating clown! I'm gonna go chop off a bunch of lesbian's heads and then decorate my windows with them then I'm gonna force Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow to have sex, then I will go to a gay pride parade, and since gay guys say that they like getting drilled in the ass, I'm gonna come after them with a power drill and rape them in the ass with it. Then I will go on the moon and instead of it being an American flag that I'll plant, it'll be Jussie Smollett's head on a spear.
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- Stellantis is halting production at two manufacturing plants, one in Canada and another in Mexico, just a day after Trump announced auto tariffs.
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- Family Guy
- There is a show broadcasted by Fox that doesn't deserve the euphemistic labels of 'Autistic' or 'Retarded'. Rather, the shorthand title aptly explains in acronym form its true description, you see Family Guy or FG actually stands for Fake and Gay. Nothing further is to be expected from this "show" and should (as advised pre-airing) be viewed with extreme discretion as watching this show has more severe mind-numbing properties than alcohol, meth, T.V., /b/, or worst of all, weed.
- The haphazard plot lines when broadcast through the airwaves are so awful they literally cause a scent to belch from the speakers of any receiving television, thus explaining the wretched sulfuric diarrhea stench that all FG fans reek of. This however only explains only about twelve percent of the demographic, the remaining eighty-eight percent are comprised of neglected infants who already smell of shit, and of course neglected youth from about age five and above who are too busy emitting pubescent, berry-scented hormones which attract pedophiles, masking the shit smell still to come when they reach the drinking age for all FG fans: <16
- Family Guy has irrelevant social commentary, toilet humor, cheap animation, and anything else foul or esoteric, and any true person or EDiot will find that the plot, though pockmarked at every turn with distracting cutaways, has the overall simplicity and streamlining one would come to expect from kids shows such as Teen Titans Go!, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Clarence, or Adventure Time, all of which airs on the same channel as Family Guy: Cartoon Netwerk, proving once and for all that all of televised animation is targeted towards children and olchi.
- Like 96% of all shows on Faux, Family Guy has a cast of one dimensional, unoriginal characters, of which being a family whose main selling points are the sped father, a whore wife, two or so damaged kids, an English-speaking pet/alien/something else and a hideously deformed, extraneous homosexual. All of these characters were concocted in the cyclical-thinking mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of even less entertaining deviations such as American Dad! and the White Nigger Variety Show.
- These all have a range of five to seven main characters and countless secondary and tertiary peons that, at any given time, will without fail persistently undergo completely unrealistic uncyclopedic adventures, and no matter what they do, such as bomb children's hospitals, inject themselves with the disease and have eleven way orgies, kill hundreds upon thousands of people while fighting humanoid fowl, or summon the Kool-Aid Man in a courthouse, everything returns to normal by the next week and no consequences ever occur, during which not a single lol is produced, and only indirectly does the program create some lulz when impressionable children try all of this and wind up killing themselves or others.
- The show was canceled twice for good reason, but after the Great Retard Revolt of '04 F(a)G gave itself the James Woods revitalization routine and was reborn into even worse crap than it was originally, like James Woods. It now often crosses lines that ED crossed far before FG even dared to even consider hinting at it, and is still the epitome of plagiarism of such long-standing shows as The Simpsons, which has only remained popular due to the yellow-skinned majority of its cast, easing unwarranted racial guilt felt by the white man, and thus discretely displacing it upon those god-awful Chinks.
- (( Hey! At Least It's Not The Cleveland Show ))
- ............ Well the kikes banned #Chases because they're monkeys. Anyway, smiggers, while I'm looking for a new channel to replace it, here's more #LRH:
- [13:45] <+jrra_> you're not honest with us and I doubt you're honest with yourself
- [13:45] <+luldangs> Back to the work
- [13:45] <+luldangs> Ok
- [13:46] <+efsenble> hey
- [13:46] <+efsenble> can ayone access
- [13:46] <+efsenble> https://southjersey.craigslist.org/msg/d/shamong-2018-gibson-les-paul-standard-hp/7835568308.html
- [13:46] <+efsenble> plz
- [13:46] <+jrra_> it says post was deleted efsenble
- [13:47] <+efsenble> god
- [13:47] <+efsenble> i want a fucking les paul standard hp or hp-ii left handed so fucking bad
- [13:47] <+efsenble> damn it my fucking fucking life
- [13:48] <+h0tline> luldangs is a quality chatter worthy of your chatt time
- [13:48] <+jrra_> false
- [13:48] <+h0tline> I enjoy his chats
- [13:48] <+efsenble> no i hate luldangs
- [13:48] <+jrra_> hm ok
- [13:48] <+efsenble> he insults me
- [13:48] <+efsenble> and spits on me
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- Ford Strikers Riot is a 1941 photograph that shows an American strikebreaker getting beaten by United Auto Workers (UAW) strikers who were picketing at the Ford Motor Company's Rouge Plant in Dearborn, Michigan. Milton Brooks, a photographer for The Detroit News, captured the image on April 3, 1941, and it won the inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Photography in 1942. The photograph has been called a portrayal of the struggle in America between capital and labor. During the incident, a peaceful picketing of the Ford Motor Company was interrupted when a single man clashed with the UAW strikers. The man ignored the advice of the Michigan State Police and crossed the picket lines. Brooks, who was waiting with other photojournalists outside the Ford factory gates, took only one photograph and said: "I took the picture quickly, hid the camera ... ducked into the crowd ... a lot of people would have liked to wreck that picture."
- Photograph credit: Milton Brooks; restored by Yann Forget
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- Well, gang, farewell. And as I always say, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOIEEEEH JEENNKIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSS!
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