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- Well it's a nice autumn morning. Time for the news.
- Super Bowl star coming to Congrsss
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- Republican Burgess Owens proved victorious over his challenger, Democrat Rep. Ben McAdams, in Utah’s Fourth Congressional District for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.
- Stephen King: When Will Republicans ‘Stop Supporting Trump and Start Supporting America?’
- Stephen King: When Will Republicans ‘Stop Supporting Trump and Start Supporting America?’
- 1,184
- CNN Faces Backlash Barrage for Denigrating Holocaust: ‘Amanpour Must Be Fired’
- CNN Faces Backlash Barrage for Denigrating Holocaust: ‘Amanpour Must Be Fired’
- 1,327
- Amber Tamblyn Urges 17 Going on 18-Year-Old ‘Georgia Babies’ to Register for Senate Runoff Elections
- 323
- Fact Check: You Really Can’t Move to Georgia to Vote in the Runoffs
- Fact Check: You Really Can’t Move to Georgia to Vote in the Runoffs…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 1,136
- …Rep. Loudermilk: Illegal for People to Move to Georgia Just to Vote in Runoff
- 650
- Blue State Blues: Republicans Need to Be Ruthless in Georgia
- 971
- Stacey Abrams May Run for Georgia Governor Again in 2022, Never Conceded the 2018 Race
- Abrams May Run for GA Gov Again in 2022, Never Conceded the 2018 Race
- 2,331
- Dr. Anthony Fauci: Americans Must ‘Do What You’re Told’ Despite ‘Independent Spirit’
- COVID-1984: Dr. Doom Tells Americans to Obey!
- Fauci: ’Now is the time to do what you’re told’ Despite ‘Independent Spirit’
- 13,753
- AOC to Have a Zoom Thanksgiving as Cuomo Bars Large Gatherings: ‘Time to Get Creative, Folks!’
- AOC Embraces Zoom Thanksgiving: ‘Time to Get Creative, Folks!’
- 3,147
- ‘Matrix 4’ Cast and Crew Avoid German Ban on Parties by Filming One
- COVID-1984: ‘Matrix 4’ Crew Avoid German Ban on Parties — by Filming One!
- 119
- Top Obama Adviser David Plouffe: Watch Breitbart News to See Where Republicans Are Headed
- Top Obama Adviser David Plouffe: Watch Breitbart News to See Where Republicans Are Headed
- 1,304
- Donald Trump Hints at D.C. Rally Surprise Appearance
- 618
- Women and Minorities Lead the GOP’s Freshman Class
- Women and Minorities Lead the GOP’s Freshman Class
- 292
- Cartoon Network Honors Stacey Abrams, Kamala Harris with ‘Powerpuff Girls’ Character
- Cartoon Network Honors Stacey Abrams, Kamala Harris with ‘Powerpuff Girls’ Character
- KYLE MORRIS
- 378
- Limbaugh Accuses Fox News of Abandoning its Base — ‘You Don’t Turn on the People Who Got You Where You Are’
- Limbaugh Accuses Fox News of Abandoning its Base
- 2,398
- ISIS Returns: Jihadis Claim Credit for Saudi WWI Memorial Bombing
- ISIS Returns: Jihadis Claim Credit for Saudi WWI Memorial Bombing
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 206
- Turkey: Police Detaining Citizens for Opinions on Man-on-the-Street Youtube Show
- Police Detaining Citizens for Opinions on Man-on-the-Street Youtube Show
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 37
- Hundreds of Doctors Leave Lebanon as Pandemic Intensifies
- 7,967
- Tourist Voter Registration Illegal in Georgia, but Prosecution Is Rare
- Tourist Voter Registration Illegal in Georgia…
- …But Will Democrats Do It Anyway?…
- 851
- …Major Concerns over State’s Recount Efforts
- 1,412
- Nolte: Trump Contesting the Election Is Patriotic and Vital for American Democracy
- Nolte: Trump Contesting Election Is Patriotic and Vital
- 561
- Biden Declared Winner in Arizona; Trump Down 11.4K but Says He Will Win with Audit
- Biden Declared Winner in Arizona; Trump Down 11.4K Votes
- 122
- China Offers ‘Congratulations’ and Anoints Joe Biden for President
- WaT? China Offers ‘Congratulations’ and Anoints Biden *for* President
- 1,031
- Gov. Mike DeWine: ‘We Need to Consider’ Joe Biden the ‘President-Elect’
- Gov. Mike DeWine: ‘We Need to Consider’ Joe Biden the ‘President-Elect’
- 5,650
- Michael Moore: ‘Embarrassment’ Michigan Was a Red State – We Removed the Scarlet Letter with Biden Win
- Michael Moore: ‘Embarrassment’ Michigan Was a Red State…
- …We Removed the Scarlet Letter with Biden Win
- 205
- Ocasio-Cortez: Trump ‘Stoking Flames of Violence’ in Post-Election Fight
- 516
- Trump Supporter Files Restraining Order Against Neighbors for Alleged Harassment
- 849
- Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Falls as Hope Fades Following Election
- Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Falls as Hope Fades Following Election
- 377
- Deutsche Bank Wants ‘Privilege Tax’ Imposed on People Who Work from Home
- Deutsche Bank Wants ‘Privilege Tax’ Imposed on People Who Work from Home
- 812
- Producer Price Index Shows Very Low Inflation
- Producer Price Index Shows Very Low Inflation
- 11
- Mark Zuckerberg to Facebook Workers: ‘Joe Biden Is Going to Be Our Next President’
- Zuckerberg Declares Biden the Winner
- 326
- …Platform Has Labeled 1/3 of Trump Tweets Since Election Day
- 122
- U.N.: Iran’s Uranium Stockpile 12 Times Bigger than Limit
- U.N.: Iran’s Uranium Stockpile 12 Times Bigger than Limit
- GABRIELLE REYES
- 67
- Obama: Trump's Fraud Claims Another Step in 'Delegitimizing' Democracy
- Obama: Trump's Fraud Claims Another Step in 'Delegitimizing' Democracy
- 18,071
- AOC: Working 'Hard' on Georgia Runoffs So Dems Don't Have to Negotiate
- AOC: Working 'Hard' on Georgia Runoffs So Dems Don't Have to Negotiate
- 7,420
- Dr. Fauci: Americans Must 'Do What You're Told'
- Dr. Fauci: Americans Must 'Do What You're Told'
- 13,753
- Republican Burgess Owens Defeats Democrat Rep. Ben McAdams in Utah
- Republican Burgess Owens Defeats Democrat Rep. Ben McAdams in Utah
- 4,289
- ***Live Updates*** Day 5: 2020 Election Results
- ***Live Updates*** Day 5: 2020 Election Results
- 8,441
- Ann Coulter: What America Wants Is ‘Trumpism without Trump’
- Ann Coulter: What America Wants Is ‘Trumpism without Trump’
- 4,982
- Nolte: Backlash Against Fox News Explodes
- Nolte: Backlash Against Fox News Explodes
- 26,800
- GA Counties Using Same Software as MI Counties Also Encounter ‘Glitch’
- GA Counties Using Same Software as MI Counties Also Encounter ‘Glitch’
- 31,654
- Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, AP Call Presidential Election for Joe Biden
- Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, AP Call Presidential Election for Joe Biden
- 33,484
- Joe Biden Claims 'Mandate' But Stops Short of Declaring Victory
- Joe Biden Claims 'Mandate' But Stops Short of Declaring Victory
- Klingon Forehead Negro Arrested in Newnan, Georgia After Killing 6 People. At Least One of Them White.
- The police responded to one of the houses to collect a welfare check... Because, of course.
- Monkey Gets Life After Killing White Police Officer Who Answered Disturbance Call in Shreveport, Louisiana.
- Nickel Gets Life Sentence After Beating Elderly White Man to Death in His Home in McKees Rocks.
- Curious George Behind Bars After Fatally Stabbing New Jersey Delhi Owner After Being Chased For Stealing His Tip Jar.
- Nijer Arrested After Committing Shooting in New Orleans Walmart, Leaving One Person Dead.
- Spic Gets 55 Years After Killing His Pregnant Beanshark Girlfriend in South Bend, Indiana.
- .............. Weather.
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- Current threat: The screaming black marshmallow man. ☻
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- VICE
- VICE is the McDonald's of journalism, like you're cruising through the intarwebs when you happen to spot a VICE article with IN DEPTH coverage on the pressing issues of our times, often supplemented by HARD HITTING videos featuring men fucking blow-up dolls, you see it, click out of compulsion and end up hating yourself by the time it's over. And yet you always end up coming back for more to see if their latest batch of spew was as good as the last. It's essentially what happens if TMZ took some heroin and drifted away from celebrity bullshit to make news articles about the truly pointless shit. You ever read the tabloids at your local Publix and other places where you worked as the bagging man? VICE amounts to that in the online way, proving there's no escaping the bullshit scent and allure of it, and the topic titles alone have about as much kookiness as if the b& 13-year-old Uncyclopedians wanted to sound smart and get paid by the word for it, and make a news site of their own to rival CNN and Fox.
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- The Hunting of the Snark is a poem composed by the English writer Lewis Carroll between 1874 and 1876, typically characterised as a nonsense poem. The plot follows a crew of ten who cross the ocean to hunt the Snark, which may turn out to be a highly dangerous Boojum. This is the second of Henry Holiday's original illustrations for the first edition of the poem. It introduces some of the crew, whose names all start with "B"; the Bellman and Baker are on the upper deck, with the Barrister seated in the background; below are the Billiard-marker, the Banker and the Broker, with the maker of Bonnets and Hoods visible behind.
- Illustration credit: Henry Holiday, after Lewis Carroll; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- K I'm done. I'm gonna go onto a school bus and fuck some little girls... What? I don't criticize you. Leave me alone.
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