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- Hey guys, it's Newscasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ned here, ya spic faced niggers!
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- ’I’ve Made My Peace With It’
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- Next: Another Long Fight for Gavel?
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- 2 Bean-Jumpers Arrested After Killing Retired California Cop.
- Well, Mexicans. It's time to hop back over the wall.
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- ........ But wait, that's not everything! Herrrre's the weather!
- Today
- PM Thunderstorms
- 95°
- /73°
- 37%
- SSE 12 mph
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- 95°
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- Mostly cloudy this morning. Scattered thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High near 95F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
- Humidity
- 68%
- UV Index
- 8 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:25 am
- Sunset
- 7:12 pm
- Wed 04 | Night
- 73°
- 76%
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- Partly cloudy skies this evening. Thunderstorms likely late. Low 73F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 80%.
- Humidity
- 83%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 11:05 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 1:02 pm
- Thu 05
- Thunderstorms
- 79°
- /66°
- 94%
- N 10 mph
- Fri 06
- Mostly Cloudy
- 85°
- /59°
- 11%
- NNE 12 mph
- Sat 07
- Partly Cloudy
- 75°
- /50°
- 1%
- NNE 16 mph
- Sun 08
- Sunny
- 79°
- /52°
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- ESE 5 mph
- Mon 09
- Mostly Sunny
- 84°
- /58°
- 4%
- SSW 8 mph
- Tue 10
- Partly Cloudy
- 87°
- /64°
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- S 9 mph
- Wed 11
- Showers
- 83°
- /66°
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- SE 12 mph
- Thu 12
- Mostly Sunny
- 88°
- /66°
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- SSW 10 mph
- Fri 13
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- Sat 14
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- 85°
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- Sun 15
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- Mon 16
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- ESE 9 mph
- Tue 17
- Mostly Sunny
- 85°
- /60°
- 24%
- ENE 9 mph
- Wed 18
- Sunny
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- /60°
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- Current threat: Vampires. 🧛♂️
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- Goth
- Goths (Gawths, Goffs, Gawff) are a self-aggrandizing bunch of attention whores, whose special talent is enjoying attention while pretending to disdain it. They especially revel in posturing to incite insult, so that they can say something deep and angsty. The elitist kick they get from this is visible under their pasty pale skin. If under some circumstance the color of something other than skin is in question, assume it's black.
- Evolutionary social scientists postulate that the Goth represents an early nocturnal bifurcation from the Greb or Greebo lineage, due to its similar preponderance of black clothing, leather, and spikes. However, this pussying-out from the well-established and resilient parent lifeform left Goths unfitted to the niche of moping around miserably in black, which has now been filled by the Emo subspecies. It seems inevitable, therefore, that Goths will become extinct within decades unless new breeding colonies are established.
- (( Let's All Make A Circle And Take Turns Cutting Ourselveves ))
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- Stargazer is a Lockheed L-1011 TriStar built in 1974 that was modified in 1994 for use by Orbital Sciences (now part of Northrop Grumman) as a mother-ship launch pad for the Pegasus launch vehicle. As of October 2022, 45 rockets (containing nearly 100 satellites) have been launched from it, using the Pegasus-H and Pegasus-XL configurations. As of 2023, Stargazer is the only L-1011 airframe still airworthy. This photograph shows the aircraft in Orbital ATK livery with the Pegasus-XL rocket with eight Cyclone Global Navigation Satellite System spacecraft inside.
- Photograph credit: Lori Losey
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get drunk and then punch a gumball machine.
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