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- Alright, you fags. Or whatever orientation you people are. Here's the news.
- Everything You Need to Know About the Alleged Pentagon Leaks
- This photo illustration created on April 13, 2023, shows the Discord logo and the suspect, national guardsman Jack Teixeira, reflected in an image of the Pentagon in Washington, DC. - FBI agents on Thursday arrested a young national guardsman suspected of being behind a major leak of sensitive US government …
- The FBI arrested alleged Pentagon leaker Jack Douglas Teixeira on Thursday, closing the first chapter of an ongoing story that still has many questions to answer – including whether the classified documents Teixeira posted online are accurate or not and how he came to possess them.
- Brennan: Marjorie Taylor Greene 'Not Fit to Hold Public Office'
- Brennan: Marjorie Taylor Greene 'Not Fit to Hold Public Office'
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- Americans to Spend Billions Funding Obamacare for DACA Illegals
- Americans to Spend Billions Funding Obamacare for DACA Illegals
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- Pompeo Announces He Won't Run for President in 2024
- Pompeo Announces He Won't Run for President in 2024
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- Anheuser-Busch CEO Issues Statement After Dylan Mulvaney Can Scandal
- Anheuser-Busch CEO Issues Statement After Dylan Mulvaney Can Scandal
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- Irish Call for 'Four More Years' of Biden as Prez Addresses Parliament
- Irish Call for 'Four More Years' of Biden as Prez Addresses Parliament
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- Everything You Need to Know About the Alleged Pentagon Leaks
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- Katyal: Trump 'Will Be Indicted’ in Classified Docs Case
- Katyal: Trump 'Will Be Indicted’ in Classified Docs Case
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- Watch: Protesters Rush Stage as DeSantis Speaks in New Hampshire
- Watch: Protesters Rush Stage as DeSantis Speaks in New Hampshire
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- Leader of Group Where Pentagon Leaks Appeared Is 21-Year-Old Guardsman
- Leader of Group Where Pentagon Leaks Appeared Is 21-Year-Old Guardsman
- Dallas: Monkey Hitman Arrested After Setting up Murder of White Bitch.
- He was too much of a pussy to hold the gun sideways, and just do it himself.
- 3 Nonwhite Niggerprimates Arrested After Killing St. Louis Cabbie.
- Monkey Man Loses it and Kills White Real-Estate Developer.
- 4 Simian Negroid Specimens Arrested After Carjacking Elderly Man.
- Negro Shoots Himself After His Mudshark Girlfriend is Found Dead in Wheat Field.
- Police Searching for Fat Orangutan Who Raped Woman in Cobbs County.
- Charlotte Jig Rapes Woman and Robs Her.
- Negro Goes on Hammer Rampage in Manhattan.
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- Questionable Content
- Questionable Content is a webcomic for indie music whores who read Pitchfork and cum-guzzling hipster sheep who infest the college atmosphere of the United States and the rest of the developed world, trying to act as experts on music despite the fact that outside what Pitchfork tells them, they actually know little about music. And just like the name says, its content is indeed questionable. Drawn by Jeph Jacques, this comic has been around since like 2004 or something, but now it has a load of guest strips because he's too lazy to draw new comics every day, despite the fact that he makes his career out of this webcomic. Jacques is also notable enough for his own article on Wikipedia separate from his webcomic, strangely enough.
- Wikipedia describes Questionable Content as a "slice-of-life webcomic", and true to this description, it often features love stories and intimate sexual situations where these androgynous hipster fags, like the main character Marten and his girlfriend (is it Dora? Is it someone else? It changes so much that it's hard to remember) talk bullshit about music any try to outsmart each other in terms of their musical knowledge, which is retarded as surely anyone with half a brain would just want to have sex rather than embarrass themselves by attempting to outsmart Mark Prindle whilst approaching orgasm. Note that the males in this comic are pretty much indistinguishable from the females due to their long hair and feminine features. It's also racist as it only features white people.
- After failing to appeal to hipsters, the comic switched over to trying to whore itself out to SJWs that are constantly unhappy that there are too many white characters in the comic so they repeatedly try to get its depressed, alcoholic creator to kill himself (he had several nervous breakdown thanks to his "fans"). Finally, Jeph gave up and recently had his author surrogate character get fucked in the ass by a pre-op tranny, creating a new meme and giving new meaning to the term "self insert".
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- Leonhard Euler (15 April 1707 – 18 September 1783) was a Swiss mathematician, physicist, astronomer, geographer, logician and engineer. He founded the studies of graph theory and topology, and made pioneering and influential discoveries in many other branches of mathematics such as analytic number theory, complex analysis and infinitesimal calculus. Euler introduced much of modern mathematical notation and terminology, including the notion of a mathematical function. He is also known for his work in mechanics, fluid dynamics, optics, astronomy and music theory. This pastel-on-paper portrait of Euler was painted by the Swiss painter Jakob Emanuel Handmann in 1753, and is now in the collection of the Kunstmuseum Basel.
- Painting credit: Jakob Emanuel Handmann; image retouched by Bammesk
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- As many of you might've heard, they've erected a statue of Dr. Nigger Penis outside my neighborhood in remembrance of him. I'm very pissed about this, and I'm about to go outside and take it down with my pickaxe.
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