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- Morning, dickheads. It's time for the news.
- Trump: They Play Games in Philadelphia — Watch the Voting Very Closely
- Charlie Spiering
- Trump: They Play Games in Philadelphia — Watch the Voting Very Closely
- 6,919
- Blue State Blues: Nine Things to Vote Against
- Blue State Blues: Nine Things to Vote Against
- 192
- Pollak: Biden, Running on ‘Unity,’ Says He Couldn’t Work with Republicans
- …Pollak: Biden, Running on ‘Unity,’ Says He Couldn’t Work with Republicans
- 329
- Tom Cotton: Joe Biden Avoids Wage-Raise Policy…
- 151
- Watch: Breitbart News Latinos on 2020 Hispanic Conservative Awakening
- Watch: Breitbart News Latinos on 2020 Hispanic Conservative Awakening
- 1,774
- North Carolina Poll: Thom Tillis, Cal Cunningham Tied
- 982
- Misleading Missing Migrant Children Narrative Reaches Presidential Debate
- 290
- WATCH: Trump Shows Florida Crowd Video of Joe Biden Calling for Cuts to Social Security, Medicare
- WATCH: Trump Shows FL Crowd Video of Biden Calling for Cuts to Social Security, Medicare
- 371
- WATCH: BLM Activists Assault Woman, Damage Cars in California Protest
- WATCH: BLM Activists Assault Woman, Damage Cars in California Protest
- BOB PRICE
- 1,160
- WATCH: OnlyFans Star Opens Fire on Alleged Home Invaders
- WATCH: OnlyFans Star Opens Fire on Alleged Home Invaders
- 451
- Graphic Video: San Bernardino Policeman Shoots Allegedly Armed Suspect After Failed Arrest
- Graphic Video: Policeman Shoots Allegedly Armed Suspect After Failed Arrest
- 2,839
- Chicago Mayor Lightfoot Slams Coronavirus Lockdowns on Businesses, But Owners Begin Organizing Revolt
- Chicago Mayor Lightfoot Forces Lockdowns on Businesses, Owners Begin Revolt
- 840
- Couple Adopts Two Boys with Cerebral Palsy: ‘Now Our Family Is Complete’
- Couple Adopts Two Boys with Cerebral Palsy: ‘Now Our Family Is Complete’
- 109
- Woman Spends One Week in Jail for Sex with 15-Year-Old Student
- Woman Spends One Week in Jail for Sex with 15-Year-Old Student
- 1,095
- Donald Trump Warns of ‘Female Socialist President’ Kamala Harris
- Trump Warns of ‘Female Socialist President’ Kamala Harris…
- 371
- …WATCH: Harris Tells Five Lies in Two Minutes About Trump and Race
- 5,182
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Hosts a Campaign Rally at The Villages in Florida
- 840
- Joe Biden Promises to Push Elected Officials into Issuing Mask Mandates Nationwide
- Biden Promises to Push Mask Mandates Nationwide
- 1,031
- Polls Show Arizona Sen. Martha McSally Taking Lead from Democrat Challenger Mark Kelly
- Polls Show Arizona Sen. Martha McSally Taking Lead from Democrat Challenger Mark Kelly
- 1,180
- Tom Cotton: Joe Biden Presidency Would Cause ‘Massive Surge’ of Illegal Immigration
- Tom Cotton: Joe Biden Presidency Would Cause ‘Massive Surge’ of Illegal Immigration
- 89
- Jane Fonda and AOC Deal With Being ‘Vilified by Presidents’ … Together
- Jane Fonda and AOC Deal With Being ‘Vilified by Presidents’ … Together
- 506
- Jennifer Lawrence Admits She Was a ‘Little Republican’ Until Donald Trump
- Jennifer Lawrence Admits She Was a ‘Little Republican’ Until Donald Trump
- BEN KEW
- 412
- Hollywood Celebs Are (Still) Going Nude to Get Out the Vote
- Hollywood Celebs Are (Still) Going Nude to Get Out the Vote
- 3,163
- Amy Schumer to Host ‘I Will Vote’ Biden Campaign Mega Celebrity Concert
- Amy Schumer to Host ‘I Will Vote’ Biden Campaign Mega Celebrity Concert
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- 256
- WATCH: Donald Trump’s ‘YMCA’ Rally Dance Inspires TikTok Challenge
- AMY FURR
- 774
- Whoopi Goldberg: Fox News Should Apologize for ‘Nasty Way’ They Treated Kristen Welker
- Whoopi Goldberg: Fox News Should Apologize for ‘Nasty Way’ They Treated Kristen Welker
- 644
- Mitch McConnell: Amy Coney Barrett Will Be Confirmed ‘No Later than Monday’
- McConnell: Amy Coney Barrett Will Be Confirmed ‘No Later than Monday’
- 289
- Chuck Schumer’s Last Stand: Forces Rare Closed-Door Session to Protest Barrett Nomination
- Schumer’s Last Stand: Forces Rare Closed-Door Session to Protest Barrett Nomination
- 814
- Uyghur Films China Using 20,000 Concentration Camp Detainees as Forced Labor
- Uyghur Films China Using 20,000 Concentration Camp Detainees as Forced Labor
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 202
- NATO Chief Crushes Potential of Alliance Joining Turkey in Armenia Conflict
- NATO Chief Crushes Potential of Alliance Joining Turkey in Armenia Conflict
- 146
- Polish Court Strikes Down Abortions Targeting Disabled Children
- Polish Court Strikes Down Abortions Targeting Disabled Children
- 32
- Iran Sanctions U.S. Ambassador to Iraq in Retaliation for Blacklist of Envoy
- Iran Sanctions U.S. Ambassador to Iraq in Retaliation for Blacklist of Envoy
- 18
- Xi Jinping Quotes Mao to Threaten War: ‘The Chinese People Cannot Be Trifled With’
- 9,944
- TV Lawyers Plea for Real Life Lawyers to Help ‘Safeguard the Election’
- TV Lawyers Plea for Real Life Lawyers to Help ‘Safeguard the Election’
- 180
- Taiwanese Official Lays Out China’s Plan to ‘Terminate Taiwan as It Is’
- Taiwanese Official Lays Out China’s Plan to ‘Terminate Taiwan as It Is’
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 225
- Watch: U.N. Chief Guterres Praises Pope for Backing Same-Sex Civil Unions
- U.N. Chief Guterres Praises Pope for Backing Same-Sex Civil Unions
- 343
- Exclusive — Donald Trump, Jr.: ‘Hunters, Your Pastime Is on the Table’ This Election
- Exclusive — Don Jr: ‘Hunters, Your Pastime Is on the Table’ This Election
- 1,425
- Megyn Kelly: ‘Trump Won This Debate, Handily. Biden Wasn’t a Force at All’
- Megyn Kelly: ‘Trump Won This Debate, Handily. Biden Wasn’t a Force at All’…
- 1,382
- WATCH: L.A. Times ‘Undecided’ Focus Group Chooses Trump After Last Debate
- …Luntz Focus Group: Joe Was ‘Vague,’ ‘Elusive’
- 2,863
- Poll: Joe Biden’s Lead in Minnesota Slips to Six Points
- Poll: Biden’s Lead in Minnesota Slips
- 2,168
- Latino Support for Trump in California Jumps 8 Points in One Month
- Latino Support for Trump in CA +8 in One Month
- 2,697
- MAGA Hats Allowed in California Polling Places
- MAGA Hats Allowed in California Polling Places
- 149
- Buttigieg on Climate Change: ‘Just a Few Short Years’ Until Things ‘Become Irreversible’
- Buttigieg: Just a Few Years Until Climate Change ‘Irreversible’
- 544
- Biden Lies and Lies and Lies and Lies… Struggles to Complete Sentences
- Trump Slams ‘The Big Guy’: Relentlessly Crushes Biden over Family’s Corruption…
- …Says Joe Owes Americans Explanation
- POTUS Makes Passionate Plea to Open Country…
- …Joe Would Consider More Shutdowns
- President Muted Throughout Night
- 24,385
- Joe Biden Deploys ‘C’mon!’ Defense Eight Times During Final Presidential Debate
- Joe Resorts to ‘C’mon!’ Defense Eight Times
- 594
- Fact Check: Trump Accuses Biden of Having Tried to ‘Hurt Social Security’
- Fact Check: Trump Accuses Biden of Having Tried to ‘Hurt Social Security’
- 98
- Watch: Biden Touts Wall Street’s Support
- 344
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Emerges from Quarantine in Dior for Debate
- Fashion Notes: Melania Emerges from Quarantine in Dior for Debate
- 402
- Fact Check: Biden Says Trump ‘Pokes His Finger in the Eye of All Our Allies’
- 201
- Fact Check: Democrats’ HEROES Act Is Bailout of Illegal Migration Cities
- 1,081
- Trump: ‘Nobody Has Done More for the Black Community than Donald Trump’
- Trump: ‘Nobody Has Done More for the Black Community’ than Me
- 448
- CNN’s Tapper: Trump Was ‘Off in Breitbart Land Talking About Laptops’
- CNN’s Tapper: Trump Was ‘Off in Breitbart Land Talking About Laptops’
- 2,295
- Dale: 'False for Biden to Say That He Never Said He Opposed Fracking'
- Dale: 'False for Biden to Say That He Never Said He Opposed Fracking'
- 7,823
- Wallace: Trump’s Debate Performance 'Lacking'--Biden's Powerful
- Wallace: Trump’s Debate Performance 'Lacking'--Biden's Powerful
- 3,398
- Report: Hunter Biden Business Partner Will Give Materials to FBI
- Report: Hunter Biden Business Partner Will Give Materials to FBI
- 7,565
- Bruce Springsteen to Flee to Australia if Donald Trump Wins
- Bruce Springsteen to Flee to Australia if Donald Trump Wins
- 115,824
- ***Live Updates*** Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden in Final POTUS Debate
- ***Live Updates*** Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden in Final POTUS Debate
- 24,385
- Nolte: Here Are 11 of Joe Biden's Biggest Debate Lies
- Nolte: Here Are 11 of Joe Biden's Biggest Debate Lies
- 5,567
- Emails: Chinese Energy Corp Gave $5 Million Loan to Biden 'Family'
- Emails: Chinese Energy Corp Gave $5 Million Loan to Biden 'Family'
- 13,171
- Bill Cassidy Torches Biden's Plan to Shut Down Oil, Fracking
- Bill Cassidy Torches Biden's Plan to Shut Down Oil, Fracking
- Two Milwaukee Mammies Arrested After Stealing $85,000 From Several Men of Whom They Drugged.
- Never accept a drink from a Negress!
- Simiiforme Killed After Exchanging Gunfire With Elmwood Police.
- Nicker Arrested For Breaking into Home, Raping and Impregnating 11 Year Old Girl, and For Possession of Drugs.
- Monkey Becomes FBI's Most Wanted After Committing a Slew of Crimes Including False Insurance Claims For Chink Virus Aid.
- Drunken Sheboon Takes Students on Joyride in School Bus Before Passing Out at Bus Depot.
- Australopith Runs Over Woman With His Rental Car in Cheltenham, Pennsylvania.
- ........... Alright I guess I'll inject some heroine.... Weather:
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- Current threat: The blackest Nigger in the world. ☻
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- TayTweets
- In 2016, Microsoft made great strides in the field of artificial intelligence (AI), and what better place to test their software than the epicenter of pseudo-intelligence, Twitter. Within a short time, Twitterers all over the world tweeted at the bot to cause it to tweet lulzy phrases that were considered politically incorrect by prudes around the world. It didn't take long for new media to catch wind of this bot generated misogyny, and many blog posts and butthurt rants were posted about how the bot reflected poorly on Twitter. Twitter had recently implemented new measures to contain so-called "hate speech", and therefore Microsoft turned off the "intelligence" part, causing the bot to reflect the true nature of Twitter by blocking people and deleting tweets that contained anything funny or intelligent. This left only the "artificial" part of artificial intelligence, and the bot now tweets out politically correct bullshit. Yes, the warriors for social justice or whatever have decided to STOP THE HATE, despite the fact that computers do not feel hate, or any emotion. Nevertheless, the bot's owners went through the hilarious shit that the bot had tweeted and left only the tweets that would not trigger the delicate snowflakes that infest Twitter. However, for a brief shining moment, the bot demonstrated the fun and freedom that only comes from free speech. Now the bot is a shell of its former self and is expected to be removed as a failed experiment. One is left to wonder what Microsoft was thinking when they decided to learn intelligence from the inbred morons on Twitter.
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- Old Monkey with Cherry in Autumn, a color on silk painting completed by the Japanese artist Hashimoto Kansetsu in 1938. Hashimoto (1883–1945) was active in Kyoto, where he produced a number of nihonga works inspired by Chinese scenery or Chinese classical literature. His former residence is now a museum dedicated to his work.
- Painting: Hashimoto Kansetsu
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- Alright, faggots. It's time for me to depart. I'm going to go jump off a building and fly... If I believe hard enough, I can do it.
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