Amiwhichone

Falling
Player left a small crater.
Player discovered gravity.
Player didn't bounce.
Player faceplanted the ground.
Player fell victim to gravity.
Player fell to their death.
Player hit the ground face first

Drowning
Player is shark food.
Player forgot to breathe.
Player is sleeping with the fish.
Player drowned.
Player thought he was a fish

Lava
Player likes to play in magma.
Player got melted.
Player tried to swim in lava.
Player was incinerated.

Status Ailments
Player couldn't put the fire out.
Player couldn't find the antidote.
Player couldn't contain the watts.
Player couldn't breathe.
Player needs to be swept up.
Player cant be put back together.

Explosives
Player exploded.
Player had a mining accident.
Player forgot to run.
Player was destroyed by Player's Explosive.
Player was turned into a pile of flesh by Player's Explosives.

Mob/PvP
Player was decapitated by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was impaled by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was torn in half by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player had his/her face torn off by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player's entrails were ripped out by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was destroyed by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player's skull was crushed by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was murdered by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was cut down the middle by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player watched their innards become outards by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player's plead for death was answered by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player's flailing about was finally stopped by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player's extremities were detached by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was eviscerated by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was turned into a pile of flesh by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was removed from World's Name by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player's Meat was ripped off the bone by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was brutally dissected by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was ionized by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player let their arm get torn off by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.
Player was chopped up by Player/Mob/PvP's Weapon/Ammo.

Attempted to summon two of the same bosses at the same time
Player was destroyed.
Player was turned into pile of flesh.
Player got snapped in half.
Player was murdered.
Player was mangled.
Player's vital organs were ruptured.
Player's plead for death was answered.
Player's innards were made outards.

Other
Player's skull was crushed.
Player's body was mangled.
Player was licked.
Player tried to escape.

Unknown
Player was seen by them.
Player was slain by corruption.
Player was slain by...
Player is sitting with corruption.
Player was deleted by him.

Player Name Variations
<Player name> was slain.
<Player name> was eviscerated.
<Player name> was murdered.
<Player name>'s face was torn off.
<Player name>'s entrails were ripped out.
<Player name> was destroyed.
<Player name>'s skull was crushed.
<Player name> got massacred.
<Player name> got impaled.
<Player name> was torn in half.
<Player name> was decapitated.
<Player name> let their arms get torn off.
<Player name> watched their innards become outards.
<Player name> was brutally dissected.
<Player name>'s extremities were detached.
<Player name>'s body was mangled.
<Player name>'s vital organs were ruptured.
<Player name> was turned into a pile of flesh.
<Player name> was removed from <world name>.
<Player name> got snapped in half.
<Player name> was cut down the middle.
<Player name> was chopped up.
<Player name>'s plea for death was answered.
<Player name>'s meat was ripped off the bone.
<Player name>'s flailing about was finally stopped.
<Player name> had their head removed.
<Player name> lost his/her head.
<Player name>'s bowels were unplugged.
<Player name>'s journey was ended.
<Player name> was sent to Ocram's House.
<Player name> was macerated.
<Player name> was exsanguinated.
<Player name> was sent to the bone zone.
<Player name> was spontaneously lobotomized.
<Player name> was pressed into a succulent pulp.
<Player name> was ground into sad meat.
<Player name>'s bones were shattered.
<Player name> was turned into monster food.
<Player name> had their home remodeled.
<Player name> was voluntold to donate blood.
<Player name> had their cap peeled back.
<Player name>'s top knot was carved off.
<Player name>'s parts were misplaced.
<Player name> was blended into a zesty sauce.
<Player name>'s spine was ripped out.
<Player name>'s living streak was ended.
<Player name> received a forced amputation.
<Player name>'s neck was snapped.
<Player name> was shredded to bits.
<Player name> succumbed to a fatal injury.
<Player name> was informed of their expiration date.
<Player name>'s incompetence was put on display.
<Player name>'s soul was extractinated.
<Player name> underwent a merciful euthanasia.
<Player name> was eaten from the bottom up.
<Player name> was deboned.
<Player name> had both kidneys stolen.
<Player name>'s depravity was ended.
<Player name>'s disc was herniated.
<Player name>'s body was donated to science.
<Player name> had their brain turned to jam.
<Player name> was turned into long pig.
<Player name> was sent to the farm.
<Player name>'s clogs were popped.
<Player name>'s ticker was stopped.
<Player name> was whacked in the head.
<Player name> got rubbed out.
<Player name> was degloved.
<Player name> was flayed.
<Player name> was ganked.
<Player name> got spanked.
<Player name> got got.
<Player name> got murked.
<Player name> was put in a glass coffin.
<Player name> was put on the wrong side of the grass.
<Player name> will quickly be forgotten.
<Player name> was smote.