Flying off to KABE

>>> Tune of Billy Joel's "Allentown" <<<
>>> FLYING OFF TO KABE <<<

Well, I'm flying off to Allentown
'Cause I need someplace to put my plane down
Got my Embraer one seven five
Cabin is full, airspeed's alive
Climbing out now at one fifty one knots
Then a right turn to cross waypoint SSOXS
Climbing up to level two six oh
Going there fast, no time for slow
And I'm flying off to Allentown

But the tow'r controller cannot be found
And we're facing quite a long dela-a-a-a-ay...
Hey, hey... Oh-whoa-oh...

Well I'm cruising on to Allentown
I'm at altitude and westward bound
Gonna make this trip at near top speed
A little direct's just what I need
So my flight was going on just fine
Until New York Center went offline
So I switched off to advisory
And then to descend, the choice was on me
And I'm cruising on to Allentown

But the copilot's a bit of a clown
And he's taken the controls awa-a-a-a-ay...
Hey, hey...

Every flight has a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as Orville Wright got
But something happened on the way to that place
They threw a notice to airmen in our fa-a-a-ace...
Hey, hey... Oh-whoa-oh...

Well I've landed here in Allentown
And I did it without going around
'Cause there was no second chance toda-a-a-ay...
Hey, hey...

*instrumental*

Hey, hey... Oh-whoa-oh...
And we're facing quite a long dela-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay,
And we're signing off at Allentown.