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- Testing....................
- Testing...............
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- Test 3....................
- Test 4....................
- Test 5....................
- Test complete.
- Hey, it's me. Captain Lard Ass again... Well, let's see what's gonna happen today. Maybe Will Smith will punch someone again, or maybe Joe Biden will finally die of Covid. Let's find out...
- The Gang’s All Back Together!
- Obama Heads to WH to Hype Withering Joe
- obama biden harris
- Former President Barack Obama on Tuesday will make his first return to the White House since leaving office where he will join President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris to applaud the Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare.
- Orban Declares Victory over 'International Left, Soros Empire, MSM'
- Orban Declares Victory over 'International Left, Soros Empire, MSM'
- 103
- Russia Threatens to Limit Food Supply to ‘Friendly’ Countries Only
- Russia Threatens to Limit Food Supply to ‘Friendly’ Countries Only
- 3,755
- Flood of Families Cancel Disney Memberships over Woke Company's Leftis
- Flood of Families Cancel Disney Memberships over Woke Company's Leftis
- 4,899
- Woke Oberlin College Must Pay $31 Million to Family Bakery It Smeared
- Woke Oberlin College Must Pay $31 Million to Family Bakery It Smeared
- 5,485
- UK REFUSES to Deport Taliban Torturer Over Fears He Would be Tortured
- UK REFUSES to Deport Taliban Torturer Over Fears He Would be Tortured
- 91
- Cross: White People Don't Fully Understand Will Smith Slap
- Cross: White People Don't Fully Understand Will Smith Slap
- 3,665
- Shannon Sharpe Blasted for Tweet About Trump, High Gas Prices
- Shannon Sharpe Blasted for Tweet About Trump, High Gas Prices
- 887
- PICS: Ukraine Finds Bodies In Streets as Russia Retreats from Bucha
- PICS: Ukraine Finds Bodies In Streets as Russia Retreats from Bucha
- 5,201
- Sacramento: Gunmen Allegedly Opened Fire After Fight
- Sacramento: Gunmen Allegedly Opened Fire After Fight
- 851
- Blackburn Rips 'Woke-Left' Disney
- Blackburn Rips 'Woke-Left' Disney
- Galesburg: Nigga Shoots White Bitch Dead.
- We're supposed to be shocked about this.
- Negro Kansas State Basketballer Arrested for Felony Warrant.
- Jigaboo NYPD Cop Has Sex with White Woman and Underage Girl.
- NYPD Cop Sues Negro who Requested Threesome.
- ........... Well. Again. A new day always brings something new... Well not always... Weather.
- Mon 04 | Day
- 84°
- 24%
- SSE 14 mph
- Overcast. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 84F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 73%
- UV Index
- 6 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:15 am
- Sunset
- 7:50 pm
- Mon 04 | Night
- 65°
- 45%
- S 14 mph
- Partly cloudy with late night showers or thunderstorms. Low near 65F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 88%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 9:18 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 11:19 pm
- Tue 05
- 93°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- WSW 11 mph
- Wed 06
- 80°
- /50°
- Sunny
- 10%
- N 20 mph
- Thu 07
- 76°
- /45°
- Sunny
- 0%
- N 17 mph
- Fri 08
- 78°
- /41°
- Sunny
- 0%
- NNW 12 mph
- Sat 09
- 84°
- /53°
- Sunny
- 0%
- SSW 10 mph
- Sun 10
- 85°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy/Wind
- 9%
- S 23 mph
- Mon 11
- 83°
- /66°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 20 mph
- Tue 12
- 87°
- /65°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 33%
- SSE 18 mph
- Wed 13
- 83°
- /57°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SSE 18 mph
- Thu 14
- 81°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 12 mph
- Fri 15
- 80°
- /54°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- ESE 13 mph
- Sat 16
- 81°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNW 14 mph
- Sun 17
- 81°
- /50°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- NNW 12 mph
- Mon 18
- 81°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- S 14 mph
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- Current threat: Living in a society. 🤡
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- America's Third Party
- America's Third Party is the manifestation of the midlife crisis of the racist, closeted-homosexual, chronically-unemployed, narcissistic David Jon Sponheim.
- After David realized what a pointless life of failure he's lived in his parent's van eating out of the trash, he now desires to redeem himself by running for the office of president of the United States, with his unshaven lover Sarah L. Hart as his vice-presidential candidate. Spending 100 years of running a presidential campaign on internet camsites with a poor copy of Alex Jones, their party still consists of only these two members and the occasional moral support of a few literal retards.
- (( WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? ))
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- A series of rock formations, with the Dedo de Deus (God's Finger) peak in the background, at the Serra dos Órgãos National Park in Rio de Janeiro state, Brazil. Established in 1939 as the country's third national park, Serra dos Órgãos National Park contains the Serra dos Órgãos mountain range as well as several water sources.
- Photograph: Carlos Perez Couto, edit: The Photographer
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- Alright I'm done for now. I'm gonna go play disk golf with some Hungarians.
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