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- Hey. It's me. News Ned. Here's the news.
- Donald Trump Says He Cannot Get a Fair trial in Washington, DC
- Broadway's Clifton Oliver Who Starred in 'The Lion King' Dies at 47
- Ex-Pakistani PM Imran Kahn Sent to High-Security Prison
- White House Deputy Spox Lied About Biden's Burisma Meeting
- Russia Launches Retaliatory Strikes After Tanker Drone Attack
- Paris Olympics Swimming Test Cancelled over Poor River Water Quality
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- ‘So Out of Touch’
- Survey: Chris Christie Most Disliked GOP Candidate in Field
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- Giffords Cheers Looming Biden Administration Executive Gun Controls
- Giffords Cheers Looming Biden Administration Executive Gun Controls
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- Watch Live: Donald Trump Speaks at South Carolina GOP Dinner
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- Exclusive — Trump on DeSantis: ‘He’s Crashing Badly'
- Exclusive — Trump on DeSantis: ‘He’s Crashing Badly'
- 4,173
- Russia Launches Retaliatory Strikes After Tanker Drone Attack
- Russia Launches Retaliatory Strikes After Tanker Drone Attack
- 52
- Exclusive Video — Trump: Republicans Could Learn from Democrat Unanimity
- 5,447
- DOJ Prosecutor Working on Special Counsel Smith's Team Is a Biden Donor
- DOJ Prosecutor Working on Special Counsel Smith's Team Is a Biden Donor
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- Utah GOP Senate Candidate Trent Staggs Rips Romney as 'So Out of Touch'
- Utah GOP Senate Candidate Trent Staggs Rips Romney as 'So Out of Touch'
- 3,442
- NASCAR Suspends Driver for Liking George Floyd Meme
- 1,056
- Jack Smith Asks Judge to Prevent Trump from Releasing Evidence
- Jack Smith Asks Judge to Prevent Trump from Releasing Evidence
- Da Announces No Death Penalty for Negro Who killed Memphis Teacher.
- The judge is a retard.
- Forth Worth Police Arrest 2 Worthless Groids After They Shot up Festival.
- Monk and Monker Arrested After Shooting 10-Year-Old Boy in St. Clair County.
- LAPD Arrests Nig Who Raped at Least 16 Underage Girls.
- .......... Time for the weather, my friends
- Today
- Sunny
- 105°
- /77°
- 2%
- S 12 mph
- Sun 06 | Day
- 105°
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- S
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- Sunny. Near record high temperatures. High near 105F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 49%
- UV Index
- Extreme
- Sunrise
- 6:52 am
- Sunset
- 8:19 pm
- Sun 06 | Night
- 77°
- 11%
- S
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- Mostly clear. Low 77F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 70%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 11:50 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 12:12 pm
- Mon 07
- Sunny
- 105°
- /76°
- 7%
- S 13 mph
- Tue 08
- Partly Cloudy
- 104°
- /77°
- 8%
- S 13 mph
- Wed 09
- Partly Cloudy
- 105°
- /77°
- 7%
- S 16 mph
- Thu 10
- Sunny
- 105°
- /77°
- 7%
- S 15 mph
- Fri 11
- Partly Cloudy
- 106°
- /77°
- 7%
- S 14 mph
- Sat 12
- Partly Cloudy
- 105°
- /77°
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- Sun 13
- Mostly Sunny
- 104°
- /76°
- 8%
- S 9 mph
- Mon 14
- Partly Cloudy
- 102°
- /77°
- 8%
- S 9 mph
- Tue 15
- Partly Cloudy
- 102°
- /76°
- 8%
- S 9 mph
- Wed 16
- Mostly Sunny
- 101°
- /76°
- 24%
- SSE 10 mph
- Thu 17
- Mostly Sunny
- 101°
- /75°
- 15%
- SSE 10 mph
- Fri 18
- Partly Cloudy
- 101°
- /75°
- 12%
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- Sat 19
- Partly Cloudy
- 99°
- /76°
- 21%
- SE 11 mph
- Sun 20
- PM Thunderstorms
- 98°
- /76°
- 40%
- SE 10 mph
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- Current threat: Furries. 😺
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- Lesbian Bed Death
- This term is used to refer to the fact that once lesbians move in together, settle down and get older, they tend to never have sex with each other ever again, unlike gays, who just have sex with any asshole they can find. As anyone with a penis would know, it's difficult to get a woman into bed especially when married. But when there are two women involved with no cock pestering them there is noone in the relationship who gives a shit about sex anymore, therefore causing lesbian bed death.
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- South Georgia is an island in the South Atlantic Ocean that is part of the British Overseas Territory of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. It lies around 1,400 kilometres (870 mi) east of the Falkland Islands. Stretching in the east–west direction, South Georgia is around 170 kilometres (106 mi) long and has a maximum width of 35 kilometres (22 mi). The terrain is mountainous, with the central ridge rising to 2,935 metres (9,629 ft) at Mount Paget. The northern coast is indented with numerous bays and fjords, serving as good harbours. This image was taken by the Copernicus Sentinel-2.
- South Georgia
- Photograph credit: European Space Agency
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go on a trip to Maplewood Park and fuck some baby squirrels.
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