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- ....................................Alright, you monkey penises. Time for some news on the last day of September.
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- CORRUPT BIDENDEMS IMPEACH CRAZYANGRYFELLA DE NIROTHE GREAT ONEBREXIT BATTLEBIBI ON THE BRINK
- Schweizer: Joe Biden ‘Was Steering Billions to Ukraine’ for Access, Influence
- Peter Schweizer on FNC, 3/26/2018
- Breitbart News senior contributor and Secret Empires author Peter Schweizer joined Life, Liberty & Levin Sunday on Fox News Channel to explain Joe and Hunter Biden’s Ukraine connections.
- Kanye West to Release IMAX Film, ‘Jesus Is King’, Celebrating His Sunday Service
- Kanye West to Release IMAX Film, ‘Jesus Is King’
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
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- Box Office: ‘Abominable’ No.1 with $20.9M
- Box Office: ‘Abominable’ No.1 with $20.9M
- BREITBART NEWS
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- Robert De Niro: Trump Is ‘Crazy’ — ‘F-ck’ Fox News
- Watch De Niro Meltdown on CNN Stelter Show
- Sez Trump Won’t Leave White House if Defeated In 2020
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- Watch: Mark Levin Hammers FNC’s Ed Henry over Allegation of Trump ‘Illegal’ Behavior During Call with Ukraine President
- Mark Levin Scorched Earth Vs. Ukraine Hoaxers…
- …Crushes FNC Henry for Fake News…
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- Virgil: Lessons of Impeachment, from Watergate to Monicagate to Bidengate
- Virgil: Lessons of Impeachment, from Watergate to Monicagate to Bidengate
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- Moderate Dems in Bind amid Impeach-a-Mania
- MICHAEL PATRICK LEAHY
- Sweden: Malmo Churches Ring Bells for Greta Thunberg’s Climate Strike
- Malmo Churches Ring Bells for Greta Thunberg’s Climate Strike
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Sweden: People Treated For Gunshot Wounds Up 20 Per Cent in 2018
- Sweden: Gunshot Wounds Up 20 Percent in 2018
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Sexual Predators Could Be in Police, 35,000 Officers ‘Not Properly Vetted’
- U.K.: Sexual Predators Could Be in Police, 35,000 Officers ‘Not Properly Vetted’
- VICTORIA FRIEDMAN
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- Poland Rejects European Union Migrant Redistribution Plan
- Poland Rejects E.U. Union Migrant Redistribution Plan
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Boys Aged Seven and 12 Wanted by UK Police for Knife-Point Carjacking
- VICTORIA FRIEDMAN
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- Austria: Election Exit Polls Suggest Crushing Victory for Sebastian Kurz
- Austria: Ex-Chancellor Kurz Tops sNAP eXIT PollS
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
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- Beto O’Rourke Uses Shotgun Attack to Advocate AR-15 Confiscation
- Beto 🍀 Uses Shotgun Attack to Push AR-15 Confiscation…
- AWR HAWKINS
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- Michael Bloomberg: O’Rourke’s Confiscation Talk Just Strengthens Opposition
- …Bloomberg Fears O’Rourke’s Approach Strengthens Opposition (It Does)
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- Oprah Winfrey Wants Disney CEO Bob Iger to Run for President
- Oprah Begs Disney’s Iger: Run for Prez!
- BREITBART JERUSALEM
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- …Netanyahu, Gantz Trade Blame over Breakdown in Coalition Talks
- AFP
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- Globe-Trotting British Royals Put UK Police Budget Under Pressure
- 🛩️️Globe-Trotting British Royals Put UK Police Budget Under Pressure🛩️ ️
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- Britain Appoints Goyfinder General to Persecute Anyone Who Feels the Wrong Emotions Towards Jews
- Frei
- Billionaire Fashion CEO Says Greta Thunberg “Surrendered Completely to Catastrophism,” Calls Her “Demoralizing”
- Bowl Cut Admitted Into Official ADL Hate Symbol Database!!
- North American Pavement Ape Threatens White Aussie, Gets KO’d in One Punch!
- Charles Martel
- This uppity wog messed with the wrong bogan!
- Michigan: Dindu Arrested After Coalburner’s Body is Found in a Secluded Field
- Charles Martel
- Lexington Police on the Hunt for Gorilla Who Fatally Shot White Man
- Charles Martel
- Italy: Immigrant Arrested for Raping 11-Year-Old Girl Who was Returning Home from School
- Charles Martel
- Second Nig-Nog Arrested for Drive-By Shooting That Left White Girl Dead at San Diego House Party
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- Time for the weather, yo.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- SEP 30
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 92°74°
- 40%
- SSE 13 mph 72%
- TUE
- OCT 1
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°73°
- 10%
- SSE 13 mph 65%
- WED
- OCT 2
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°71°
- 10%
- SE 8 mph 64%
- THU
- OCT 3
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°72°
- 10%
- ENE 8 mph 62%
- FRI
- OCT 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 94°70°
- 20%
- NE 7 mph 58%
- SAT
- OCT 5
- Sunny
- 94°71°
- 10%
- ESE 6 mph 56%
- SUN
- OCT 6
- Mostly Sunny
- 93°68°
- 10%
- NNE 8 mph 55%
- MON
- OCT 7
- Mostly Sunny
- 90°63°
- 20%
- NNE 12 mph 52%
- TUE
- OCT 8
- Partly Cloudy
- 86°61°
- 0%
- NE 13 mph 44%
- WED
- OCT 9
- Sunny
- 88°65°
- 0%
- ENE 10 mph 45%
- THU
- OCT 10
- Mostly Sunny
- 90°67°
- 10%
- SE 10 mph 54%
- FRI
- OCT 11
- Mostly Sunny
- 89°66°
- 10%
- SE 9 mph 61%
- SAT
- OCT 12
- PM Showers
- 88°66°
- 40%
- ESE 9 mph 62%
- SUN
- OCT 13
- Mostly Sunny
- 87°65°
- 20%
- E 9 mph 62%
- MON
- OCT 14
- Partly Cloudy
- 86°64°
- 20%
- ESE 10 mph 63%
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- Current threat: Snow on the roads. ❄️️
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- G-Zay
- G-Zay is one of dozens of online aliases used by Wikipedo and liar-troll Galvin Okoye from lame-dick London. Some of his other known aliases are Galvanizer, Galvanization, 1Truth, GZay2Stay, GZay_Returns, Vagrant_XII, Azure Sky, Nero Williams, and Valiant Valentine.
- He openly admits to a few instances of his sockpuppet wankery, but uses countless others in hopes of staying anonymous. He claims his habit of creating hoaxes and denying his obvious lies supposedly earned him the name "The Contradictor" back in his high school days, but the full extent of his insanity and pedophilia was eventually unleashed upon the world once his unemployment got him 24/7 access to the internet and he discovered how to use proxies.
- (( THE INTERNET IS THE ONLY SOCIAL LIFE I HAVE ))
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- Time for some funny quotes.
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- [thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
- (McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
- [thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
- [kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
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- *** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
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- <Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?
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- <shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??
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- The gentoo penguin (Pygoscelis papua) is a penguin species in the genus Pygoscelis, most closely related to the Adélie penguin and the chinstrap penguin. The earliest scientific description was made in 1781 by Johann Reinhold Forster with a reference point of the Falkland Islands. They call in a variety of ways, but the most frequently heard is a loud trumpeting which the bird emits with its head thrown back. The gentoo penguin is easily recognized by the wide white stripe extending like a bonnet across the top of its head and its bright orange-red bill. It has pale whitish-pink webbed feet and a fairly long tail – the most prominent tail of all penguin species. Chicks have grey backs with white fronts. As the gentoo penguin waddles along on land, its tail sticks out behind, sweeping from side to side, hence the scientific name Pygoscelis, which means 'rump-tailed'.
- Photograph credit: Andrew Shiva
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- Alright. That's all. I'm going to have sex with a sheboon jiggaboo. She's gonna be all like, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and I'm gonna be all like, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah , fuck yes, bitch.
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