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- Good morning, everyone. Time for the news.
- Biden Bummer: GDP Below Expectations
- 2% Growth in Q3 as Prices Soar, Vaccine Mandates Loom
- US President Joe Biden walks to the Oval Office upon return to the White House in Washington, DC, on October 25, 2021. - President Biden returns from New Jersey, where he spoke to promote his Build Back Better Agenda. (Photo by Nicholas Kamm / AFP) (Photo by NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP via …
- The surge in virus cases, stronger than expected inflation, and supply bottlenecks dragged the economy down to a much slower pace.
- JOHN CARNEY112
- JOE JETS TO EUROPE…
- SIMON KENT
- 507
- …SPENDS NEARLY 40% OF DAYS AWAY FROM WH
- MADELEINE HUBBARD
- 98
- EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT: ‘THE BABYLON BEE GUIDE TO WOKENESS’
- ‘WHITE MEN FOUNDED AMERICA IN 1619 AND DECIDED TO TURN WOMEN INTO CHATTEL’
- BREITBART NEWS
- Democrats Cut Paid Leave from Biden’s Spending Bill Due to Joe Manchin Opposition
- 126
- Chip Roy: Democrat South’s Disarmament of Black Citizens Shows Why We Must Be Armed
- 168
- ‘It’s the Effing Progressives,’ Democrats Complain About Infighting
- ‘It’s the Effing Progressives,’ Dems Infighting Surge
- 279
- Pencil Neck: Trump ‘Cult’ Thinks ‘Minorities Should Not Be Participating’ in Elections
- PAM KEY
- 1,001
- Consumers’ Research Slams BlackRock’s Close Ties to the Chinese Communist Party
- Consumers’ Research Slams BlackRock’s Close Ties to the Chinese Communist Party
- 333
- Exclusive — Sen. Steve Daines: Biden Banking Regulator Nominee’s Support of ‘Communist Ideals’ Disqualifies Her
- Exclusive — Sen. Steve Daines: Biden Banking Regulator Nominee’s Support of ‘Communist Ideals’ Disqualifies Her
- 127
- Democrats Push ‘Plan D’ Amnesty, Hide Migration Expansions
- Democrats Push ‘Plan D’ Amnesty, Hide Migration Expansions
- 31
- TikTok Executive Insists Company Does Not Give User Information to Communist China
- TikTok Executive Insists Company Does Not Give User Information to Communist China
- 99
- DOJ: Seven Companies Hired Illegal Aliens in Million-Dollar Fraud Scheme
- DOJ: Seven Companies Hired Illegal Aliens in Million-Dollar Fraud Scheme
- 125
- Big Banks, Big Pharma, Big Tech Team Up with Biden to Resettle Afghans in U.S.
- 87
- Atlanta Fed’s GDPNow Model Plunges Third Quarter Growth To Just 0.2%
- 39
- Afghanistan: Women Protest ‘Shameful’ U.N. Silence on Taliban Repression
- Women Protest ‘Shameful’ U.N. Silence on Taliban Repression
- 98
- China: Regime Records Daily High in Coronavirus Cases
- 44
- Iran Blames Cyberattack for Widespread Disruption at Gas Stations
- 12
- Bahrain Administering China’s Sinopharm Coronavirus Vaccine to 3-Year-Olds
- Bahrain Administering Sinopharm Coronavirus Vaccine to 3-Year-Olds
- 15
- NBC’s McFadden: State Department Doesn’t Have ‘Real Number’ of People with Legal Status Stuck in Afghanistan
- IAN HANCHETT
- 29
- …Hawley Tells Garland to Resign to His Face
- 381
- Tom Cotton Blasts AG Garland over FBI Probe into ‘Domestic Terrorists’ Parents
- ‘Thank god you are not on the Supreme Court’
- ‘You should resign in disgrace’…
- 1,872
- Scientist Recommends Eco-Friendly Sex to Prevent Contributing to Climate Change
- Scientist Recommends Eco-Friendly Sex to Prevent Contributing to Climate Change
- 501
- Nunes Slams Wokeness at Diversity Hearing: We Can’t Counter Hypersonic Missiles with Better Pronoun Usage
- Nunes Slams Wokeness at Diversity Hearing: We Can’t Counter Hypersonic Missiles with Better Pronoun Usage
- 751
- Follow Deny the Science!
- Biden Admin Rejects Biological Reality, Issues First Passport with ‘X’ Gender Option
- 321
- Alec Baldwin, Other ‘Rust’ Movie Producers Could Face ‘Tremendous Legal Fallout’ Experts Say
- Baldwin, Other ‘Rust’ Producers Could Face ‘Tremendous Legal Fallout’ Experts Say
- 104
- Watch: Sheriff Details Alec Baldwin Movie Set Shooting — ‘There was Complacency on This Set’
- Watch: Sheriff — ‘There was Complacency on This Set’
- 77
- Dem Sen. Murphy: Hollywood Has Been ‘Bending over Backwards’ to ‘Paper Over’ China’s Misdeeds
- 16
- Report: ‘Rust’ Armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Infuriated Nicolas Cage on Previous Gig — ‘You Just Blew my F***ing Eardrums Out’
- ‘Rust’ Armorer Infuriated Nicolas Cage on Previous Gig — ‘You Just Blew my F***ing Eardrums Out’
- 8,314
- Nolte: 15 Things That Reportedly Went Wrong on Alec Baldwin’s Deadly ‘Rust’ Set
- Nolte: 15 Things That Reportedly Went Wrong on Alec Baldwin’s Deadly ‘Rust’ Set
- 459
- Bidenflation Hits Disneyland: Price of Admission Spikes as Much as 9 Percent
- Bidenflation Hits Disneyland: Price of Admission Spikes 9 Percent
- DAVID NG
- 150
- Actor Charged with Vandalizing George Floyd Statue in New York City
- Actor Charged with Vandalizing George Floyd Statue in New York City
- 243
- Fashion Mogul Kat Von D Makes Move to Indiana Permanent, Closing Tattoo Shop in L.A. for Good
- Fashion Mogul Kat Von D Closing Tattoo Shop in L.A. for Good
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- 62
- Vaccine Passports Could Actually Increase Spread of Coronavirus, Finds UK Govt Report
- U.K. Govt Report: Vaccine Passports Could Actually Increase Spread
- KURT ZINDULKA
- 155
- Dr. Deborah Birx Blames 30 to 40 Percent of Pandemic Deaths on Trump’s Negligence
- Dr. Deborah Birx Blames 30-40% of Pandemic Deaths on Trump
- 2,252
- Queen Pulls Out of COP26 Climate Conference After Advice to Rest
- Queen Pulls Out of COP26 Climate Conference After Advice to Rest
- 128
- Ex-Japan Prime Minister Taro Aso Credits Global Warming for Improving Taste of Rice
- Ex-Japan PM Credits Global Warming for Improving Taste of Rice
- 73
- Leftist Harasses Democrat Sen. Kyrsten Sinema at Airport about Climate Change
- Leftist Harasses Democrat Sen. Kyrsten Sinema at Airport about Climate Change
- 229
- D.A. Says Criminal Charges Possible in Shooting on Alec Baldwin Movie Set
- D.A. Says Criminal Charges Possible in Shooting on Alec Baldwin Movie Set…
- 2,166
- Hollywood Camera Operator Arrested for Allegedly Threatening to Kill Rep. Matt Gaetz
- Hollywood Camera Operator Arrested for Allegedly Threatening to Kill Rep. Matt Gaetz
- 3,253
- Authorities Ready to Present Initial Findings in ‘Rust’ Movie-Set Shooting
- …Authorities Ready to Present Initial Findings in ‘Rust’ Movie-Set Shooting
- 40
- Texans CEO Apologizes for Calling Coronavirus the ‘China Virus’
- Texans CEO Apologizes for Calling Coronavirus the ‘China Virus’
- DYLAN GWINN
- 1,592
- Bad Break: Braves’ Morton Fractures Leg in Series Opener
- Bad Break: Braves’ Morton Fractures Leg in Series Opener
- 7
- Astros Fan Taunts Braves with ‘The Chop is Racist’ Sign During World Series
- Astros Fan Taunts Braves with ‘The Chop is Racist’ Sign During World Series
- 1,352
- Establishment Media Shut Down Secret Chat Room Coordinating Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Document Releases After Breitbart News Inquiries
- Establishment Media Shut Down Secret Chat Room Coordinating Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Document Releases After Breitbart News Inquiries
- 1,920
- Exclusive – Marsha Blackburn Blasts Silicon Valley Leftists for Censoring Breitbart, ‘Squashing Dissent’
- Exclusive – Marsha Blackburn Blasts Silicon Valley Leftists for Censoring Breitbart, ‘Squashing Dissent’
- 226
- Salon: ‘White Christianity’ Fuels Fascism; Republican Movement ‘Objectively Evil’
- Salon: ‘White Christianity’ Fuels Fascism; Republican Movement ‘Objectively Evil’
- 1,091
- Men Shot by Kyle Rittenhouse Can Be Called ‘Rioters,’ ‘Looters,’ But Not ‘Victims,’ Judge Rules
- Judge: Prosecutors Can’t Call Men Shot by Kyle Rittenhouse ‘Victims’
- Can Say ‘Rioters,’ ‘Looters,’ ‘Arsonists’
- JORDAN DIXON-HAMILTON
- 1,375
- ABC News’ ‘Gun Violence Tracker’ Pads Numbers with Officer-Involved Shootings, Suicides
- 314
- Watch Bruce Springsteen Smear His Own Fans as N-Word Hurling Racists
- Watch Bruce Springsteen Smear His Own Fans as N-Word Hurling Racists
- 832
- EU Tries to Force Poland Into Submission with €1 Million Per Day Fines
- EU Tries to Force Poland Into Submission with €1 Million Per Day Fines
- 25
- Biden: U.S. 'On the Right Track' Despite Record Inflation
- Biden: U.S. 'On the Right Track' Despite Record Inflation
- 2,929
- Teen Found Guilty of Forcible Sodomy in Loudoun County Bathroom Attack
- Teen Found Guilty of Forcible Sodomy in Loudoun County Bathroom Attack
- 3,633
- Exclusive — Watch: Buffalo Wrangling Kristi Noem Takes on Her Critics
- Exclusive — Watch: Buffalo Wrangling Kristi Noem Takes on Her Critics
- 3,625
- Exclusive Excerpt: ‘The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness’
- Exclusive Excerpt: ‘The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness’
- 210
- KY Mayor Gets Lap Dance from Scantily Clad Male High School Student
- KY Mayor Gets Lap Dance from Scantily Clad Male High School Student
- 3,525
- Tory MP: 'Pakistani' Rape Gangs Still Sexually Exploiting Children
- Tory MP: 'Pakistani' Rape Gangs Still Sexually Exploiting Children
- 79
- GDP Grows Just 2% in Third Quarter, Falling Short of Low Expectations
- GDP Grows Just 2% in Third Quarter, Falling Short of Low Expectations
- 112
- Britons Want Referendum on Boris’s Net Zero Green Agenda: Poll
- Britons Want Referendum on Boris’s Net Zero Green Agenda: Poll
- Fort Wayne: 3 Negroes to Face 146 Years in Prison for Killing a White Woman and Injuring a Chink.
- No mudsharking evidence though.
- Barbaric Chimpanzee Arrested in Milwaukee County After Shooting His Gross Mixed Race Son and His Mudshark Girlfriend.
- Chicken Wing Eating Player Arrested After Killing Man and Injuring Woman in Birmingham.
- New Jersey: Spic Steals Amazon Van and Wrecklessly Drives Around With Employee Still Inside.
- .......... Time for the weather to cheer people up.
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- Sunny and windy. High 78F. Winds NW at 20 to 30 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
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- UV Index
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- Sunrise
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- Sunset
- 6:46 pm
- Thu 28 | Night
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- NW 11 mph
- Clear skies. Low 49F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
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- Moonrise
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- Last Quarter
- Moonset
- 2:34 pm
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- PM Thunderstorms
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- Thu 11
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- Current threat: The holidays. 🎅
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- The Sarkeesian Effect
- The Sarkeesian Effect is a documentary, never coming to a theater near you, made by MRA's and KKK members "Director" Davis Aurini and "Producer" JordanOwen42 who once stalked VenomFangX's dad (why the fuck are they giving themselves titles? They have no credentials ans their entire crew is literally two people). The movie will focus on how much they both would like to fuck Anita Sarkeesian and why they are lonely virgins.
- If it ever reaches the screens, prepare to see a poorly lit, poorly edited lackluster documentary filled with logical fallacies and the biggest hard-on for Ayn Rand. Ironically, much like Anita's scam, they will take in thousand of dollars and not improve their content in any way. Like, they won't even deliver a fucking documentary. Once they have received enough funding they will abandon the project and leave you all with your dicks in your hands.
- Oh, and the movie also features Jack Thompson.
- (( SCAM OF THE YEAR ))
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- Wheat Fields is a series of paintings by the Dutch Post-Impressionist artist Vincent van Gogh. This 1889 work, entitled Enclosed Field with Ploughman, is one of many oil-on-canvas paintings he created that included wheat cultivation. He wrote to his brother Theo of his approach to painting, "One must undertake with confidence, with a certain assurance that one is doing a reasonable thing, like the farmer who drives his plow... (one who) drags the harrow behind himself. If one hasn't a horse, one is one's own horse." This painting is in the collection of the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston.
- Painting credit: Vincent van Gogh
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- Bye, you fucking faggots. I'm so angry. I'm gonna go smash up a Starbuck's and then crash my car through an abortion clinic.
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